The Battle Of The Unrealistic
I really thought OK! would be the first to have Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux married and her pregnant, but apparently Star wanted to take the lead on this one. According to Star, the couple has already set a wedding date. Uh huh. Yeah, because Jenifer jumping into marriage is what she does. It will probably be a shotgun wedding too. The cover photo of Michael Douglas smoking is kind of tragic though so that would be a cancer scare.
The big fakery of the week occurs with OK!. According to them, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have been talking and people are plotting to get the couple back together. Are these the same people that are trying to kill Randy Quaid? Considering that I am not even sure Ben's career has recovered in the seven years they have been apart, I doubt they will get back together. Oh sure, I can see them getting together for one night of fun, until Ben realizes that a night with Jen is not fun and goes home to his wife and kids.
