Monday, July 11, 2011

Random Photos Part Two

Despite photos like these, Charlene spent her honeymoon at a different hotel than Albert. Plus, he went home early for DNA testing.
Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz make their first public appearance as a married couple.
Eva Mendes is still not married, so I have hope.
Edward Norton is about to get married to this woman.
The Goopster on vacation with the Spielbergs, but not her husband.
Why did the two supermodels cross the road?
Apparently that whole Scientology thing is not as good as controlling addiction as they would have us believe, huh Kirstie?
Everyday Katie gets happier. It is because she has been spending so much time away from Tom.
Rosie and her girlfriend go boating.
Sinead O'Connor - Manchester
I cannot wait for The Zooey's new show, but for now will make do with Winnie.

50 comments:

Rose said...

I don't think I would ever recognize Sinead O'Connor walking down the street. When I think of her I picture her as a shaved head woman, 15 years younger.

Cecilia00 said...

I wonder how long Charlene will be able to last...

Whatever time the contract stated and check paid for, I guess..

Pookie said...

dammit. he's married. my stalking daniel craig days need to end.

i can't believe goopdouche spends all that $ to keep so fit, yet doesn't invest in a hullahoop to try and get a little waist definition. dude, duane reade ain't that far and they're only $5.

The Black Cat said...

I feel bad for Charlene that she didn't just leave when she had the chance, seems like she just sold out.

WednesdayFriday said...

You know what bugs me?

How major religious organizations in opposition to gay marriage use the argument that legalizing it would destroy the sanctity of marriage. And yet Prince Albert can pull shit like this?

Its like the most irritating thing to me.

Jessi said...

Totally Agreed Lauren! And I just think Zoe is cuter than a bugs ear. Love her!

The Black Cat said...

Pookie you make an interesting observation on "goopdouche" lack of a waistline. She is all boney yet she looks like she has a fat waist just like mine LOL

Lauren, I heartily agree, what a complete waste of time and it spits in the face of the "sanctity" of marriage.

PotPourri said...

Charlene sold out. Happens quite a bit to different Princes. Could William have gotten Kate Middleton if he worked at a Tire Factory? Probably not. Even Enty noted that.

Rosie and her girlfriend look 'equally yoked' (that's from that crapy singles hookup site!)

weezy said...

How is Albert supposed to get the heir and a spare if they're at different hotels? Turkey baster?

Goodgrief said...

I agree about the marriage thing. You would not beleive the number of wives and moms I come across on child rearing blogs that are either in open marriages or are swingers. I think I would stay single if I was not the monogomous type.

MISCH said...

Baby watch on Daniel & Rachel...I've got a feeling.

When I look at Sinead O'Connor all I see is a ruined career.

I imagine Goopie is best in small doses...

BigMama said...

@Lauren - agreed

ummm anyone else remember when Sinead was beautiful? anyone? now she looks like Davey Jones with tattoos

Jason Blue Eyes said...

It was reported last week that Eva has a crush on Larry David. If you're a bald, funny guy with a lot of money, Enty, - you're in.

I've been looking at too many Kim K. photos because that's who I thought was walking next to Daniel.

Whatever it is that Spielberg is filming with that camera - it will make 100 million opening weekend.

Is Zooey's father still working as a cinematographer? He was really talented.

Almost Free, Katie. Almost Free.

mikey said...

Don't they have Albert's DNA on file? This ain't his first ride on the DNA train.

Does she have to produce an heir for the contract to be valid. That will be another DNA test.

Allison said...

wth is up with rob lowe's kid's tie. a little long no?

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Anonymous said...

I don't understand Charlene. She was crying on her wedding not because of happiness, so if she didn't want to marry him why did she????

I can't wait to see Daniel's new movie, Alien and Cowboy or Cowboy and the Aliens (can't remember exactly).

Norton I could never figure out why women find him appealing cause I sure don't LOL. He is so wimpy.

Eeeekkkk @ FishStick. Like I always have said she is flat as a board, no ass and no figure at all. Also why is she even married to that Cold Play guy if you don't even see them together. The only time they are together is when the paps make a hint they might be divorcing each other lol.

Sinead looks so butch.

Zooey looks so cute.

Susan said...

Sinead is making my eyes bleed.

Miss X said...

Gwyneth looks pregnant in that picture (could just be the lack of a defined waist).

Angela said...

You're all nasty against Prince Charming Albert de Monaco. Maybe Charlene had a thing for Jeff Zucker look-alikes.

weezy said...

Sylvia -- I figured his managers offered her $50M or something, and her parents talked her into taking it, the way Princess Di was talked into going ahead with her wedding by her sisters (one of their husbands worked for QEII) a couple of dates before her wedding, when she'd found out about Camilla.

MISCH said...

Ed Norton is smart and charming....

MISCH said...

Lainey has lots of photo's of the Goop up, she looks better dressed...
But Apple is a beautiful child.

Anonymous said...

weezy, I guess she must be in dire need of money.

Not A Ninny said...

Goop looks breakable. Favreau and/or his cinematographers deserve cred. for making her look hot 'n curvy in the Iron Man movies.

weezy said...

syl -- well, $50M is a lot of money, and she *has* been sleeping with him for 10 years already. They may have convinced her that it was simply a pre-negotiated divorce settlement. My big concern is that I really think she's heavily medicated -- there's just *something* about the way she moves and reacts to what's going on around her.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Bigmama - I do remember when Sinead was beautiful. During her Nothing Compares 2 U years. She had the face of a model. She was the original Amber rose.

Snakeoiler said...

Rosie really is starting to look like my sister--whom she played in a movie. Get rid of that navy blue for some yellow and orange, preferably with a licensed Disney or Warner character, and she's there, again.

sunnyside1213 said...

I thought Sinead was a man.

Anonymous said...

Charlene looks drugged out of her mind. She should have left when she had the chance, money or not.

Basil said...

I don't feel sorry for Charlene in the least. She's been with this guy for 10 so she knows what she is getting into. But I am curious about a couple of things. Why did she try and run (if that is what she did) before the wedding? And second, why did he wait so long to get married? He is a prince, and this is what princes are supposed to do, but he waits till he almost a senior citizen? I orginally thought he was gay and that was why he balked at marriage, but now it turns out he is just a horn dog, so what was stopping him from getting married years ago?

Basil said...

ETA, Katie is looking much happier lately and only when Tom isn't around. I honestly don't know if they had a contract or what, but she certainly didn't seem to find the true love of her life in Mr Cruise.

Cecilia00 said...

I hope the drugging thing some of you are theorizing on isn't true :-/

That takes Albert from horndog serial cheater to a complete different level.

Very serious allegations.

I am wondering if he would risk her being drugged in public though...

MISCH said...

She was the saddest bride I've ever seen.

Linnea said...

I had never even heard of this wedding before I came here - it sounds like a pretty sad affair.

I LOVE love love Darren Arronofsky so I am not sure how I feel about Rachel leaving him for Mr Bond... I hope he and the kid(s?) are ok.

Squeezebox said...

Fishsticks manages a fine feat: so anorexic that her collarbones and ribs are showing, yet she'll still got a poochy stomach. We can ignore the bitty bolt-ons since they're fake.
So - is she pregnant, or is that the protruding stomach of advanced malnutrition? Given her eating disorder, I say malnutrition. Bet she has hairy arms, too.

Kidsis said...

Happy to see Rachel and Daniel together and looking happy! Very nice. Just watched Rachel's AGORA last night on Netflix Instant and it was awesome! Highly recommend.

Bit dams said...

I also think she's medicated! Her reactions are not "sharp". This scares the crap out of me. My divorce is final today (hola!) after nearly 2 years of trying to get free. How in the world will she ever escape? As soon as they took her passport I thought she was a goner.

Goop has my 10 year olds body.

figgy said...

Blimey, WHAT happened to Sinead??!! She looks like a low-rent butch on the dole, yikes!

Doc Girl said...

Charlene did try to leave Albert. The French police confiscated her passport and spoke to her in private, 3 times. I imagine there were a lot of threats and promises in those conversations.

Also, the public pressure on Charlene must have been enormous. Whatever. If she can finagle a separate hotel room on her honeymoon, I imagine she can live a very separate life from him for quite a while, until she is able to divorce him.

Em said...

I know Sinead O'Connor is bipolar and I seem to remember reading that she had some other health issues.

Anotheramy said...

Sinead just needs a good hair cut and a shirt that fits. She went down in a blaze of glory and I suppose she never recovered.

If prince Albert in a can isnt abusive, I will be glad to marry him and pretend to be happy at social functions. Hell after a couple of years of marriage half of us are doing that anyway.

Anotheramy said...

Snakeoiler I am assuming you mean Beth Simon, and youre right.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@JasonBlueEyes - I SAW that re: Eva & Larry David and thought "Nooo....???" I thought she had some long term boyfriend?

I wish I looked that good/happy when I ran. Bitches. :)

"Nothing Compares 2 U" is one of my favorite 90's songs.

Zooey is ADORABLE! I kind of want to see Winnie The Pooh. Craigy Ferg is the owl.

Geebz said...

Katie has been looking incredible lately. Love that she no longer looks sedated and tagged!

I agree that Goop has the body of a prepubescent boy child.

nunaurbiz said...

1) Princess Charlene has the smile of the woman who has consulted a good attorney

2) Congrats, Ed Norton! I'm one of those who think he's sexy and I'm just glad he's conducted this romance on the QT and hope he's happy and ready to make great movies again.

3) Rosie's GF. Ugh. I hope you guys are in a happy relationship, but I think you're 20 years past a bikini bod (for the record: Not gonna acknowledge Mrs. Chris Martin)

4) You guys do realize Sinead O'Connor wouldn't have been famous at all except for the early version of autotune, right? I can't be the only person to know this! She can't sing!!!

Mango said...

I always loved Sinead's album "I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got" and also own and "The Lion and the Cobra" and "Am I Not Your Girl?"

I don't know what her diagnosis is, but I always knew she was, ahem, "off".

Still love her.

ms snarky said...

oh, Sinead. A haircut she needs, yes.

weezy said...

Cecelia00 -- maybe she agreed to take anti-depressants (WOW can they pack a wallop) because she bought into the notion that her unhappiness was all her fault. And she was going to "taper off" the prescription after the wedding jitters were over. Not factoring in the fact that the reason for her jitters (Albert) is now permanently glommed onto her.

I'm wondering if she has some sort of learning disability; word is she's had a terrible time learning French (odd since she's lived in a francophone country for 10 years now.) She's probably poorly educated, having spent most of her childhood training for the Olympics -- basically she's spent her life so far being coached.

__-__=__ said...

Ed Norton was my crush too. Yes, even though he was with Courtney. He conducted himself well with her. I understand he's a real sweetie. He was good to everyone he came in contact with in Austin from what I heard. Good luck to him!

Wasn't Zoey's mom in Twin Peaks??

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