Friday, July 15, 2011

Weston Cage Shows Off His Martial Arts Skills



So, last night, Weston Cage and his wife Nikki Williams managed to make it through dinner without Tweeting about it, getting arrested, throwing anything at each other, threatening each other or drinking. Of course the fact that Weston's mom (or as he likes to call her, Christina Fulton)was there probably helped too. Who calls their mom by their full name? As you can see, Weston has shaved his head, his wife still does not look pregnant, and he likes to stay prepared in case anyone attacks him in West Hollywood. Who knew you could smoke and do moves like that at the same time?

15 comments:

BigMama said...

He looks more like his dad without the hair. maybe if he got some plugs the resemblence would be stronger

RocketQueen said...

There is something seriously disturbing about this kid's need for attention - good or bad.
On another note - I much prefer THIS hair, Weston.

shiny_special_one said...

Hahahahahahahahaha, that second picture is hilarious. What a moron.

B. Profane said...

His ninja-fu let's him smoke and high-kick. How can you tell he's a ninja? By the eyeshadow, silly. All ninjas wear eyeshadow to dinner.

ms snarky said...

I am impressed by his ability to hold a ciggy and high-kick at the same time. He's multi-talented. Just like Dad. hee

__-__=__ said...

I really prefer it when people grow up before they breed.

Michelle said...

I bet he sold his hair to his dad.

bluebonnetmom said...

What a fricken LOOSER! Love the dress shoes with no socks, hammer pants and vest look. Priceless. And he has a baby on the way. Somebody better put CPS on their speed dial now.

yaca yada yuka said...

Nice pants bro! I read somewhere he's only like 20(?) WTF? If hed get in shape he would be kind of cute tho, dark skin, light eyes....

Supposedly she just found out last week that shes pregnant so don't expect her to show for a longtime.

Pookie said...

i always feel bad when socially awkward nerds, who do a decent job of pulling off simulated coolness, let their inner nerd back out and it puts them back at square one, like this dude w/ his ridic public fights and high kicks. probably due in equal parts to mental instability (illness?) and drugs. sad.

timebob said...

according to their facebook posts he was trying to dye it blonde and it went haywire. So he shaved it off. But he was also saying he was going to shave it before that.

I think this is all to court a reality show since the trust fund dried up.

Mooshki said...

I really hope her baby is as "real" as one of Tila Tequila's.

rubyjean said...

It creeps me out when people do not wear socks with dress shoes...
I guess ninjas are the exception ?

Lelaina Pierce said...

^Ahh, that is a pet peeve of mine also.

I find it kind of weird that we'd never really heard anything about this kid and now all the sudden he's in the news all the time...

I thought they were getting divorced?

anita_mark said...

His desperation is just so sad.