Friday, September 02, 2011

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today.


Hugh Jackman looks in pretty good shape as he films a commercial in Budapest.
Another smile from Katie Holmes. She has been in a very good mood the past few weeks. I do think the shoes look bad though.
Keira Knightley got this dress from a place that primarily sells those wooden Russian dolls.
Kellan Lutz wants you to take him seriously as an actor.
So, Kate Winslet and Bar Refaeli were on the same red carpet in Venice and I have to say I would rather be with Kate.

There is no way I would ever want to be with Lindsay Lohan. Ever.
Really like Madonna's outfit better from yesterday. This looks like an ink blot test gone horribly wrong.
Probably the best Mischa Barton has looked a in a year. I bet she starts really working a lot in the next few months.
The problem Marisa Tomei has in Venice is that she thinks every water taxi is a booze cruise so keeps looking for the bar.
Ryan Gosling making a fashion statement.
Ahhh, those newlywed lunches. Those stop after about year one. Then the dinners stop about year two. That couch becomes your best friend in year 3.
The addition of Scott Caan to Entourage has been the one good casting move for the show the past two seasons.

43 comments:

RocketQueen said...

Whoa, I thought Gosling was Skarsgard.

Mischa really does look great. Hope she's well.

The closeups of Madonna's face the last few days have been freaking me out. I don't need to see the mess she's made with fillers and injections, thanks.

Katie has always had horrid taste in footwear.

Pookie said...

i just can't w/ katie & kiera's outfits. CAN'T.

madonna's dress...it's like...so THAT'S what cooties look like.

is ryan g. channeling a 1991 ll cool j?

mikey said...

I thought Scott Caan was on Hawaii 50 - was it cancelled?

I still don't have power at home - thank you, Irene. Long weekend and I feel like staying in the office.

Ida Blankenship said...

I might be in the minority, but I LOVE that dress Madonna's wearing. The red lips are a tad garish, but whatever. It's MADGE.

I've always thought Mischa to be extremely beautiful. I just hope she's taken a few dozen acting classes since Marissa Cooper died, because...yow. She is BAD.

Ummm...WHY is Bar walking red carpets at film festivals? Why Cannes? Why Venice? WHHYYYYYY?

That dress was MADE for Kate. I wish it were in an actual color, but I'm still shocked by how much I like Vicky's designs.

And I hate Kiera's dress with all my heart. The wacky, clashing-pattern trend is one I've just never embraced, and I don't think I ever will.

And what's with the Anna Wintour impersonation, anyway?

MISCH said...

Kiera has really off beat taste
Katie has awful taste
Madonna well I don't know what to say, instead of looking younger she looks older than her age....
Doctor I want a refund...
Lindsay, what is there to say, she bleached the crap out of that beautiful russet hair....looks like she sucks on an air hose...and at this point looks like her mothers mother...self destructive that sums it up.

Lauren said...

Anyone else see the tweets from Aziz Ansari the past 24 hours? All of them about Scott Caan, and freaking hilarious.

Maja. With a J. said...

I quite like Madonna's outfit actually. Especially with the hair and the shades.
And I completely agree abouty Katie's shoes...I'm not too fond of the whole "bootie" trend. Only people with outlandishly long legs can wear them. Most women just look like they've had their legs chopped off...

SFG said...

Kellan, I get it, you have a great body. But you take your clothes off so much I'm bored of it. Is this what married life feels like?

parissucksliterally said...

I don't like Kate Winslet anymore. We all know she had a nose job, yet she lies about having work done.

Katie Holmes and Mischa Barton are tied for the worst legs in Hollywood, and neither can dress for shit.

LOVE Hugh Jackman.

Lindsey Lohan is such a loser. That blond hair.......someone needs to shake her and tell her it is not good to look like your Mother's twin when you are 25.

Feisty said...

Katie's shoes are awful. So are her clothes, but mostly her shoes.

Reese actually looks really cute and happy.

Syko said...

I could take Kellan Lutz a lot more seriously if his pants were tighter.

Green Sea Anemone said...

Nothing Hollywood can do can make me take Kellan Lutz seriously. Aren't we full up on fame whores yet?

Gosling, for the love of God, man. Once your age ceases to begin with a 1 or 2, these fashion transgressions are harder to forgive. Fly your freak flag, bro, just calibrate it and make sure it's not off the bow of a douche canoe.

Aly said...

Enty wants to be near Kate because he knows, after the Necker Island lifesave, if he can't get out of his folk's basement in case of fire, she will be there to save his fat ass. Unfortunately, since she has certainly heard of her B+ "Enty Rating" she's going to be laughing her ass off.

FS said...

Wow Reese's legs looks FANTASTIC. I am jealous.

God Katie, you are the Imelda Marcos of ugly shoes. Is that how you are acting out about your fake marriage?

angie said...

I'm pissy...Entourage only has 2 more episodes to go...a final season and only 9 episodes?

Rose said...

Katie is wearing Suri's pants by mistake.

CridChild said...

Skye - agreed. Or maybe gone altogether.

Jeri said...

Kate has strange legs, the awful shoes draw the atttention away from her legs.

Snautrag said...

Lauren, those Caan tweets are f****in funny.

Unknown said...

Lohan looks like an walking infection in that photo. For some reason she looks like she is clawing at herself and I'm getting itchy just looking at it - it's getting to the point where blogs need to start prescribing penicillin for everyone reading all the skankduggery in Hollywood.

ardleigh said...

MMmmmmmmm Hugh Jackman.

Katie --tsk tsk wrong shoes for that outfit.

Kiera reminds me of Anna Wittnauer.

LiLo looks like she's trolling for crack.

@Mikey--Hawaii 5O was not cancelled. This year they are bringing in Terry O'Quinn.

califblondy said...

Kate Winslet and Bar look amazing.

Madonna? Not so much.

How many times have we've seen Katie Holmes in those boots? Please burn 'em!

jen said...

LOVE Madonna's dress. LOVE IT. HATE the face. It's insane. I wish she could see it :(

cageykiwi said...

Has Reese announced she's preggo yet?

LOVE Kate W's dress

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JasonBlueEyes said...

I'm having a really shitty week after having just broke up with my girlfriend of almost two years and I'm feeling like utter crap about it - not able to think straight, listening to Chris Isaak's cover of I'm So Lonesome I could Cry 100 times (which is awesome BTW) and feeling so bad that I'd just about trade lives with virtually anybody alive at this point -

- and I still wouldn't trade lives with Lindsay Lohan.

NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!!!!

I'm going to look at some Mena Suvari pics now because she just makes the dark times better.

RocketQueen said...

^Aw, hugs to you, Jason!! x

braverwoman said...

Hey Jason, Like your attitude and your posts. Sorry about the break-up - they just suck. Feel better friend. When I get in that space I usually listen to Social D - Footprints on My Ceiling. Tears me up. Hugs. BW

surfer said...

Big hugs to you, Jason. Write a letter to your girlfriend, let it all out. Then RIP IT UP. It's actually very cathartic.

Henriette said...

Sorry Jason!

I'm with Parissucks-I don't like Kate Winslet anymore. She is such a liar and hypocrite.

Vadge looks like she is trying to go back to 1985 with that outfit. When I first saw the pic, I thought it was from that era with sunglasses.

Me said...

:( boo to a sad break up

remember when lindsey was a mess, but everyone was pulling for her? for some reason she just make me sad to look at her now.

califblondy said...

Jason, I always enjoy your posts and even though you're sad, you still write something funny. That takes a special person.

I hope Mena makes you feel better and try to change up music to something a little happier.

UnicornsRReal said...

Jason, women are whores. Me included. HUGS!

ps. use this time as an excuse to eat really crappy carbs. Cake can really heal a broken heart.

elspeth said...

JBE -- Don't know if it'll work for a guy, but "I Will Survive" and some Donna Summer disco pick me up and get me ready to go back out and conquer the world. After a lot of Haagen Daz.

You've got a great personality, and you're cute as a button -- It'll get better; give it some time.

RenoBlondee said...

I'm so sorry Jason! Sending good thoughts your way!

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

Those newlyweds comments are hilarious and ooh so true hahaha...good one

Mina said...

Jason, women are whores.

What???

Honestly, why do some women start to act like complete idiots when there's a male commenter on the blog?

monty said...

Put some red lipstick on Lohan and I would have thought she was gwen stefani but then her legs would give her away. (y'know cuz they look healthier than gwen's)

Lelaina Pierce said...

Aww, I'm sorry to hear that JBE! :-(

I don't think Madonnas dress is that bad, but I don't like the sunglasses.

Mischa Barton looks fantastic! Agree on the acting lessons comment.

Maja. With a J. said...

Sorry about the breakup, Jason. It's shitty. But you'll be fine, I'm sure.

Sue Ellen Mischke said...

Katie's shoes are pretty. They look like a pair I had that I wore to work all the time. I spend my entire shift on my feet (and take lots of smoke breaks LOLOLOLOL!) so they worked out great. But if I was rich like her, I would have like thirty pairs, all in different colors, so I could wear them every day.

Sue Ellen Mischke said...

p.s. I don;t understand the problem with Ryan's pants. Sure, they are rolled up on one leg, but he is Canadian, ya know? I think he should get together with, like, Shania Twain so they could have gorgeous Canadian babys together!