Thursday, December 08, 2011

Bieber Fans Thought This Was An Engagement Ring


I realize that for many of Justin Bieber's 12 year old fans, the diamond ring that Selena Gomez was sporting on her finger may seem like an engagement ring. There is no shame in believing that and it is a fine engagement ring if you do not make bazillions of dollars a year and just blew $2000 on the ugliest Christmas sweater ever. If Justin Bieber actually proposed to Selena, she would have to use two hands to carry her ring finger. It's not that she needs that kind of ring to be happy, but Justin is just 17 so thinks that in order for something to be amazing it has to be extra big like his always falling down pants and extra flashy like his pale white skin. For as many vacations as this guy takes you would think he would get some sun. Oh, and his Batman car. Have you seen that? Bieber does not do quiet. It is like he is counting down the days until he gets his own place so MTV Cribs will come over.


I would kind of like to see them get married. Should they? Absolutely not. But tell me you would not like to see them try to live as a married couple and to bet on how long they would stay married. I think it would be fascinating. It has been far too long since we had a really young celebrity couple get married.

26 comments:

Ms Cool said...

Growing up, I always wore rings on my ring fingers. He is skeeving me out. I look forward to when he pulls a Jonas and is in paparazzi obscurity.

Rita said...

I think it's cute!

And compared to say... Soulja Boy, who is older than the Biebs, and had thrown away his money on stupid jewelry around his neck, the Biebs is living well within his means!

I still love that Roots-like Christmas sweater though: want it in navy blue!!

califblondy said...

Wasn't he weird on the Michael Buble Christmas special this week? Their banter was anything but witty.

Ya, I watched.

I hate to admit it almost as much as the fact that his under the mistletoe song is really growing on me.

Mina said...

I would be looking forward to seeing wedding pictures of those two. They would look so hilariously ridiculous. Did you see him in that clown suit he wore to the AMAs. hahahahahahahahahaha

Rita said...

I did not watch. Was Bubblé any good?

Did not watch Lady Gaga's special either, wonder how they compared?

Susan said...

califblondy - I watched a bit of the Buble show, too. I liked his number with the doo-wop ladies. I don't know who they were. Buble seems so wooden to me. He's like a poor man's Harry Conick, or a poor poor poor man's Sinatra. My husband I saw Buble perform way before he hit it big at the University of Pennsylvania. He was pretty good, I just don't think he's the greatest thing ever. His annunciation drives me batty. It's very similar to Celine Dion.

Anyway, never been a Bieber fan, but this constant scrutiny he endures day to day makes me feel for him. He is just a kid. Hope he doesn't go off the deep end like dear old Brit Brit or other childhood scares.

And Enty, hell to the NO should they be getting married. Jesus. Maybe you've been watching too much Teen Mom. Hee. I just wish our society would let kids be kids.

Susan said...

^ husband and I and childhood stars. God damn, I'm a typing mess these past two days. Guess it's due to my Christmas chores and early wakeup calls courtesy of the bambino. Sorry, peeps.

Patty said...

This is in no way in support of Bieber, but.....

Enty, can you please stop bashing the pale, AKA fair skinned people. 1, it is perfectly normal. 2, we have not choice on the coloring our DNA provided, 3, we do not need to feel the need to bake in the sun and prematurely age. And 4, we do not feel the need to be artificially orange either.

Off soapbox, please resume your gossip.

Jasmine said...

The MINUTE I read about him renting out the entire freaking Staples Center to show Titanic I became convinced that Justn Bieber has a little peen (or a Whitney Houston/Beyonce category 5 level ego) or both.

I think Enty is dead on- he WOULD totally buy her a huge diamond, and I bet his arrogant/igorant ass wouldnt even check first if it was a blood diamond or not.

Btw- NOTHING can ever top Mariah Carey's insane MTV Cribs episode. That chick is freaking crazy. The fact that she has MM's piano is so not fair (especially cause she has it in a room that no one can go into but her) gag

Megley said...

Enty: your contempt is showing.

Jeri said...

Biebs kind of gives me the creeps. The way he gawks at Selenas' boobs is more like a 12 yr old then a 17 yr old.

For many reasons, Selena deserves much better.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Jesus. The kid is 17, give him a break. He probably just bought her a promise ring.

And his 1,600.00 sweater is a jacket.

linnea said...

Amen, Patty! Pale is safe!

__-__=__ said...

He is skeeving me out too. He does look like he's 12. That's probably why. A kid like that doesn't belong in tabloids. Ick.

HannahPalindrome said...

They both creep me out with their relationship.

He looks 12!
I don't even want to picture them having sex...ewwwww
Does he have hair down there?!

Sorry but ewwwww

Sherry said...

Waaaay too young to ever get married..Sure he may ask her but eventually he'll say, "WAIT, I'm a huge star, I should be a playa". And that will be that.

Rita said...

What happened to that DNA/Paternity suit with the crazy whatsername?

figgy said...

Thanks @Patty! Yes, pale pride! I'm fish belly pale and that's okay! ;-P

Pookie said...
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Me said...

come on. he's a minor. what's to hate about this kid? he works hard, gives to charity, is respectful of his mother. signs autographs for fans. doesn't kiss and tell. i can see not being a fan, but why the hate?

Rita said...

@Pookie and Me - This proves the theory that all women, of any age, who come face to face with the Biebs fall under his spell! Apparently, he melts hearts.

Mina said...

@Pookie and Me - This proves the theory that all women, of any age, who come face to face with the Biebs fall under his spell! Apparently, he melts hearts.

Eewwwwwwwww!!!

@Pookie: But there are also a few stories about him behaving like a little shit and wasn't there a blind about some white pop singer who got all of the black people in the studio look at him in disbelief when he started throwing the n-word around as if there's no tomorrow? I seem to remember that the popular guess was Bieber.

I don't know, but I got the feeling that he's an asshole. People who get famous so quick and so soon are seldomly levelheaded.

HudsonJoe said...

Given his gauche tastes would someone please explain the 4 'C's of Diamond bying. The 'C's in order of importance of course are Color, Clarity, Cut, and last and least importance Carets.

Beth said...

Does anyone else think that Selena is using Bieber? I get the impression that the second she starts getting less press coverage, she's gone.

Maja. With a J. said...

I had forgotten about Mariah Carey's Cribs episode!!! She changed into a new "ensemble" for each room. It was amazing!

Principessa said...

GAWD these children irritate me.

Jasmine, where would you assume one would go to purchase a blood diamond (the correct term is actually conflict diamond, btw). Most fine jewelry retailers signed the Kimberley agreement many years ago, to promise not to sell any conflict diamonds or do business with vendors that deal in conflict diamonds. I'm not saying that people don't buy these diamonds, because unfortunately they do, but Justin Bieber ain't going to Africa to source a diamond for her. That kid is gonna walk straight into Harry Winston, or Neil Lane, or whatever brand Selena thinks is the shit, and he's gonna buy the biggest, most audacious piece of crap overpriced ring he can find (a la Vince on the Entourage finale). Something to make that Kardashian Kunt's 20.5 carat ring look small. Thaaaat's the Biebs I know and don't give a shit out one way or the other.