Saturday, December 10, 2011

Courtney Stodden And Her Snowballs


I have an honest question for Courtney Stodden and her grandfather husband. You say that you are all moralistic and stuff and that Doug even turned down a movie because he thought it was too sexual in nature. Despite all of that, Courtney's mom or Doug keeps Tweeting things like "Squeezing my snowballs inside of a seasonal sexy little lingerie as I begin to swing around the Christmas tree to hot rock 'n roll hits! XOs"


"Mr. Moist Saint Nick: As I magnetically dangle this magical mistletoe above my mere mysteriousness… I imagine your mouth smooching mine…"

First of all, does anyone say rock n' roll? Well besides that guy who changed his name and is dating Kate Winslet. Smooching? WTF is a moist Saint Nick? I for one do not want funny little stains on my Christmas presents from Santa Claus.

And these pictures? Come on. I think she is just trying to stay relevant until she can turn 18 and cash in on Playboy. If Lindsay got $1M, then Courtney probably thinks she can get way more than that. Her big problem is that she is not old enough to host parties at clubs yet so she has to keep throwing out this stuff until she can.

29 comments:

Sherry said...
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Sherry said...

Do Grampa and his underage ho ho ho own any other shoes? These people are such a joke and I am astounded they can't hear the laughter.

annabella9 said...

he is just a pimp. as much as I can't stand her, I do feel sorry for her that she is so easily manipulated, ie being so young. I imagine that she doesn't realize that the clock is ticking on her 15 minutes and its about 6.5 right now. she might get a bit of a surge when she reaches legal age and does playboy or whatever. at the rate she is going she is going to end up like amy fisher.

cheap whoredom doesn't age well.

The Black Cat said...

That photo is just so bizarre, why is she wearing a bikini with a faux fur coat exactly?

Syko said...

At least Doug seems to have showered since the last time this duo was foisted upon us. He's still ugly, though.

RenoBlondee said...

I'm sorry, those tweets of hers (whoever writes them) just make me giggle like a school kid.
They are terrible, but so stupid they're funny.

Me said...

she's in the same class as justin beiber; minor. can't hate on her until she is an adult. for some reason, this post is the most "icky" to me. like her dad/husband & mom are her pimps. someone call CPS.

linnea said...

Yeah, how can this be allowed to happen? It is so fucking sick and I feel for her

anita_mark said...

Why does that picture exist?

As for the tweets, people need to stop following her. Even though it's a trainwreck, it validates her and keeps her around.

I don't care if she's a minor, she's an idiot and needs to just stop.

timebob said...

so now we know if Pamela Anderson had a daughter how it would of turned out.

Alicia said...

Lol at the Ned reference that was too funny!

Ray said...

Nice cameltoe

Michael said...

She is actually pretty attractive without all the makeup. This story has tragic ending written all over it. The best way to get famous is to have an actual talent. Maybe she should work on that.

joymama said...

This is getting creepier and creepier and it's giving me an Anna Nicole Smith vibe.

Justin B and Selena G both come from teen moms who help them get in the biz and either are or hired good managers and they portray themselves as good kids to the public (private lives should be private).

Courtney, poor dear.

BTW, her implants are visible in that pic.

Sherry said...

Ray..I almost added "Nice Cameltoe" myself. Hee hee

Netta said...

This whole thing is wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to start. I'd douse myself in gasoline and light a match before I'd let something like this happen to my daughter.

Her mother should be shot.

MadLyb said...

I cringe just looking at her because I imagine how painful it must be to squoosh your boobs into those too tight bras or shirts like that, not to mention the high heels. She does not dress for comfort.

trollslayer said...

Meh. Let idiots be idiots. Whatever. At least she's not driving drunk, shilling for Disney, or telling the cops that her cokepants belong to a friend.

I do think that her mom needs to be tossed into a canyon, though. I'm also going to guess that her dad wasn't around that often during her childhood. He needs to be tossed into a canyon, too.

Vicky said...

The more I see of this girl, the worse I feel for her. This is child pornography...period. She is a minor, and the adults in her family are supposed to be taking care of her. Objectifying herself in such a heightened way is doing serious damage to her mental health. They should all be ashamed of themselves. And I don't blame her- she's a child, and this is all she's ever known.

iheartjacksparrow said...

And Doug is holding onto her arm like he always does so she can't run away.

Robert said...

"Hey, how much?"

lutefisk said...

I am still not convinced that she is only 17. Especially after saying rock and roll and smooching. No one has used those terms since 1957, leaving me to believe she is about 71.

Interplanet Janet said...

Gross. More Keanu Reeves please.

anita_mark said...

@ Lutefisk, I think she's too stupid to write those tweets. He's just the right amount of weird to write them.

trollslayer said...

"I am still not convinced that she is only 17. Especially after saying rock and roll and smooching. No one has used those terms since 1957, leaving me to believe she is about 71."

By golly, I think you're RIGHT. This is some Benjamin Buttons shit!

__-__=__ said...

Every time I see these pics I feel like I need a shower. They both skeeve me out, especially Percy!

Maja. With a J. said...

I say rock 'n' roll. But I'm kind of a square.

Sarah MacManus said...

Why do you keep drawing attention to these two? You're keeping them relevant, you know.

Lelaina Pierce said...

She decorates her Christmas tree a little differently than I did.