Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Ben Flajnik Probably Kissed Jennifer Love Hewitt Too


In what was probably one of the more boring national championship games in some time, I found myself actually switching to The Bachelor. It was the most of any episode I have ever watched. I think I watched a grand total of about ten minutes, but in those ten minutes I saw this Ben Flajnik guy making out with four different women. Do you think the women who are not picked watch the show as it airs and realize for the first time that the guy has been making out with everyone when they thought they were the only one? I know Jennifer saw Ben making out with some other woman right after she had made out with him. This is the kind of guy who is probably not ever going to get to date three or four women at once in his life so he is being tooleyicious about it. I think Jennifer Love Hewitt should be grateful she did not get involved with this guy.

22 comments:

RenoBlondee said...

Awwww, I kinda like Ben. He got his heart broke by Ashley, Enty!
He's heeeaallling!!!!! ;)
Anyway, I only watch this show for the entertainment value. It makes me laugh.

Feisty said...

I've never seen the show, but I saw Mr. Bachelor on some magazine cover this weekend, and he was not attractive. Might have been a bad picture, but I definitely don't get the appeal.

RedHeadMed said...

Tooleyicious? Enty, that is a terrible made-up word. You can do better.

Tooltastic, tooltacular, toolbaggery?

CDANers, any suggestions?

Sherry said...

Don't ask me, I thought tooleyicious was funny. But then I also thought he was cute. Guess he's just a guy you screw but don't get serious with.

surfer said...

Seriously, any girl who goes on that show thinking she's the only one the bachelor will be kissing is delusional. They all know what they're signing up for. Please.

Robert said...

Just "toolicious" works, as well.

EmEyeKay said...

@RedHeadMed - tooltastic, I like that one!

Robert said...

"Toolistic?"

bflogurl said...

Spectactoolar??

bflogurl said...

And Ben is not attractive to me, and painfully boring to boot.

cowllector2002 said...

toolbagador

Robert said...

@bflogurl:"Spectoolular."

Vicki Cupper said...

I had to google this dude. Did his left nostril collapse? What's going on there?

Tempestuous Grape said...

'Flajnik" is not a sexy name!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Straight up tool.

Del Riser said...

Just being "tooley".
A "tooldiva"
A "toptool"

I don't watch, so whatev.

Robert said...

And needs to undergo a "total toolectomy."

Rita said...

I like Tooltastic. Says it better. Toptool is too close to topnotch, and he seems already with an inflated ego...

So let's not give him a chance to get his assholistic side to shine even more.

Lelaina Pierce said...

The National Championship game also had it's lowest ratings in 14 years. Probably b/c we'd already watched these same 2 teams play earlier in the season! I'm glad AL won though!

I haven't watched last night's episode yet. I had to read Enty's made up word 3 times before I got what he was saying. I think a big reason Ben agreed to be on this show was the free promotion of his vineyard/wine!

Mooshki said...

I thought Enty was playing off of "bootylicious." After all, we all have Beyonce on the brain this week.

Me said...

the guys on this show are always sluts. i loved this show when it started, many seasons ago. my interest tapered off until this season, when i have none. he's not attractive. the lead on this show needs to be hot, have a great job i.e., prince) and some charisma.

Principessa said...

My vote is for toolbaggery. Great blanket term for this whole...shituation right here. I don't watch bachelor/bachelorette type shows because I think all these people are pretty much retarded (I'm sorry, I know it's a bad word to use. But sometimes it's the only one that fits.), but I'm pretty sure they guy that 40 women are supposed to fight and cry about is supposed to be attractive, and this guy is just not. And honestly, if the "winner" actually ends up marrying him (yah right) then she'd be Mrs Flajnik. Gross! That is a terrible incentive.

That being said, if I was the bachelorette I'd be dry humping most of the dudes too so I can't hate on this lucky bastard. I'm gonna ignore him til he goes away.