Friday, March 16, 2012

This is Awkward




So you're on vacation with your husband in St. Barts. It's a nude beach, so you think, what the hell, I'll take my top off and get rid of these tan lines. It's not like I know anyone here. And....then Paul McCartney and his wife Nancy Shevell stroll by. Pretty cool star sighting, you think, but then your husband jumps up all excited and calls them over. Being the gentleman that he is (or perv?) Paul comes over for a chat and some pictures. All the while, you are standing there like an idiot trying to cover your chest, get dressed, be friendly, and voodoo curse your husband in your mind.













39 comments:

Vicki Cupper said...

I would KILL him!!!

ItsAJ said...

haha that poor woman!

Maja. With a J. said...

Haha, it's like that recurring dream I have...*L*

Dianne P said...

Or the woman could be thrilled, thinking "Paul McCartney looked at my boobs!"

selenakyle said...

Shoot, I'd kill MYSELF if I was fool enough to go topless on any public beach, anywhere!

At least she's a cute 'lil thing with a great body!

KPeony said...

Lol and then it gets posted online for all to see! At least she gets a funny story out of it. I would have died.

EmEyeKay said...

Who let the photographer on the nude beach?

Audrey said...

Ha! Reminds me of the time I was on a gay nude beach and met a VERY NAKED former MLB player (I was only topless). The only thing he was wearing was his championship ring. I had the audacity to ask him if I could try it on and he was nice enough to let me. Fun times!

MISCH said...

he's dead meat..

chopchop said...

Yeah if I looked like her, I'd wouldn't be ashamed at all! Hilarious, though. That will make for a funny story for the couple to tell. "Did I ever tell you about the time we met Paul McCartney? Yeah, I was topless, paparazzi were everywhere ..."

Lindsey said...

That woman looks so tall and larger than both paul and nancy!

chopchop said...

@Audrey -- AWESOME story!!

nolachickee said...

I didn't realize how little Paul was. That couple looks like they're giants next to Paul and Nancy.

Hey, if you're on a nude beach, you should be cool with being nude. Even if Sir Paul strolls by.

Miranda Catus said...

European women are always topless at the beach. Not a big deal. Enty, not nice to call Paul a perv

New Life and Attitude said...

If my body looked like hers I would be walking all over naked.

BigMama said...

"Hello! Paul McCarney? Hello! I'm John. Nice to meet you. This is my lovely wife Trish and these are her lovely boobs"

yeah I'd kill my husband too

Mamaroni said...

Hahahaha...sounds like something my husband would do, luckily my nude beach days are over

TwinkleTwinkle said...

Hahahha kudos' to Sir Paul for keeping his line of sight tight...

kriss_t said...

I think a lot of European ladies suntan topless, so probably not a big issue for him to see some random chics ta-ta's.
As for the random chic...maybe she's from Europe...she doesn't seem 'that' uncomfy.
If it was me, I'd be doing the '2 handed cup cover', not the 'one arm across squishie'.

EmEyeKay said...

Nude beaches are the best. It's so nice to be topless in the surf, it feels great. (sigh) Need vacation...

luckylass said...

Ha ha! Reminds me of the first time I worked up the courage to go topless. Midweek beach day in Miami and my friend and I decide to get rid of our tan lines.
Eventually we muster enough guts to go into the water at low tide, no less. Then,out of nowhere these dudes we knew from high school approach us while we are in water. Trying to make small talk while staring at our chests. These were skeezy guys then and now. We had no where to go and nowhere to hide, accept to go back to our blankets on the beach. But nope, the jerks' blankets were right behind us. No evasion from the skeezies. After that embarrassing interaction, we had no fear of going topless again.

Audrey said...

@ Lucky - something similar happened to my friend that was with me. She was in the water and ran into a CLIENT (she was a banker) when she was out there topless. She acted cool and chatted it up with him. We were in Florida vacationing from the Midwest. It's a small world, especially when you're naked, it seems. :)

ummidk said...

the first (and only) time i went to a nude beach, three or four creepy old men came over to my group and asked if we wanted photos taken of us. no thanks.

Redheat said...

You go to a nude beach, and well, go topless or nude, there is an expectation that people will see you. I've done this on Orient Beach, it was wonderful and freeing. If your going to do it, you have to be ready to stand unashamed in front of anyone. I'm sure Paul has visited several European beaches in is lifetime and has seen plenty of topless woman.

luckylass said...

No Audrey, I grew up in Miami. I moved to Ohio a little less than 2 years ago. I would die if I saw one of my clients. But like Redheat said. You have got to be ready for running into someone you know and not be ashamed. Hilarious that it happened the first time for me. And in Miami so many jerkoffs are taking pics and are videotaping. But what is hilarious, is that for every hot model like chick on the beacj, there are like 20 that are like the last people on Earth you want to see in a speedo or topless.

Jolene Jolene said...

Um, it's St. Barts. I guess there are technically "nude beaches," but it's usually just...the beach. Outside of the US you can pretty much go topless at any beach, and many people do. If the woman was European, I'm curious as to if she cared. However it does look like she's covering them up haha.

Funny because for the most part, it's unattractive older women who you'll see topless. My husband has complained when we're in Spain or the south of France that, maybe, one out of ten pairs of boobies were actually nice to see. The rest wrinkly and saggy. Same with men who wear Speedos.

Audrey said...

@ Jolene - that's kind of why I find nude beaches freeing. It was great to see all kinds of bodies (not just the perfect ones we see on tv) on people not ashamed of nudity.

Sherry said...

I think there is a Murphy's law of nudity. The first person to take off their clothes is the last person you usually wanna see nekkid. At least she looked good.

I was at a beach in Far North Queensland, topless and talking to an older couple, when two girls walked by and were obviously American. You could see them elbowing each other in shock.*Sigh* Those half nekkid days are over. Unless Brian is around and then I'd disrobe just to ruin his lunch.

canadachick said...

im topless reading this post.....

Rowan said...

I can completely see my brother pulling a stunt like this on his wife. - Mind you, AFTER and hour of convincing her to go topless because of "what is the chance of anyone back home finding out"?

AKM said...

I love this story. I think all four look like they're having a nice time chatting, and they all probably think the whole thing's kind of funny.

Macca's pretty cool to his fans, from what I hear. When he and Nancy were doing that let's-tour-the-US-in-our-old-Blazer-by-ourselves-without-security thing a few years back, they came through Illinois and stopped to get gas in Springfield. A bunch of teenage/college-aged guys got a picture taken with him, and he looked like he got a real kick out of it. He also spent a few days here in STL and everyone who came in contact with him said he couldn't have been more awesome and down-to-earth. LOVE him.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

So funny!

feraltart said...

Lots of breasts on the beaches in Australia. Everyone just plays cool. If there is a perv, the lifeguards are notified and they get the police.

shelly said...

Had to strip down to my sports bra and Olga's panties to appreciate the vibe of this story.
My PM fantasy is that I'm in NY, see him, simply give him a smile with no " you're fucking Paul McCartney" mania, and he invites me to coffee.....

I Heart PM ... A lot.

EmEyeKay said...

@Canadachick - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

(LOL doesn't cut it.)

therealjadedentrepreneur said...

It's Paul Fucking McCartney. Who gives a shit about a little modesty when you have a once in a lifetime chance to meet a Beatle. I doubt I would have even thought about my little titties showing while someone of his caliber just strolled by on the beach.

NYCGirl said...

Audrey, I want to know who the baseball player was!

lutefisk said...

Nancy has a great figure and very long legs.
This couple should use those photos for their holiday cards. I know I would.

ooopsitsme said...

Hahahaha, Sure, that's just how I wanna present myself I ever met with anyone famous, esp with a Sir attached to the beginning of their name. That has to be a golden 15 mins claim to fame. I'd turn the pictures into cards too