Friday, March 02, 2012

The Worst Dress Ever


It takes a lot to ever hope to reach the heights of wearing the worst dress ever, but Adrienne Bailon has scaled those heights. Last night she wore the dress above. As you can see, it has some kind of sheet you tuck into your belt. It also has the nasty habit of lifting up every few seconds. Adrienne knowing this of course decided to go commando under the dress, so every few seconds, the world was treated to the fact that Adrienne probably should wax and not use a razor. Razor burn. On the bright side, this is cheaper than an ad on Backpage.

35 comments:

Princess said...

For those that are confused, under that mass of material that is supposed to be a giant ruffle or flower, whatever the hell it is, the dress is completely see through, and she wore no underwear. There are other picture of it online and the pictures of her from the side, you can see right behind the ruffle/flower and see all of her.

parissucksliterally said...

what the HELL is that? The Go Fug Yourself girls are going to have some fun with this one.

MISCH said...

She's an idiot

timebob said...

I would expect nothing less from an ex-Cheetah Girl.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

And I was hoping to find this dress for myself, only in a different color of course.

gridtalker said...

You can see more photos here http://www.thepaparazzis.com/adrienne-bailon-wardrobe-malfunction-photos/

Ida Blankenship said...

DAMN. Horrid dress aside, that girl is looking ROUGH.

EmEyeKay said...

Just saw a photo on Starcasm. Enty's not joking, you can see everything. WHAT in the WORLD would make her want to wear that? Did she design it?

I don't know who this is, btw, but I'll remember her name for sure. So, her little plan worked.

selenakyle said...

To quote my favorite MK phrase: "What in GD hell kind of outfit is THAT?"

Also--terrible fake tit action.

Seachica said...

@gridtalker -- that url is misleading There was no wardrobe malfunction in that dress. She knew completely what she was doing.

nunaurbiz said...

I see that photo and I think that somewhere, the dress designer is saying, "Sweet Jesus! She put it on backwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm ruined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

SusanB said...

What amazes me is she looked in the mirror at home and said to herself "Uh huh - lookin' GOOD!"

figgy said...

Nice bolt-ons.

Hey, it worked--we're talking about her.

Pogue Mahone said...

I have no idea who she even is but all I can say is "What a SLUT!"

FrenchGirl said...

my reaction is:??? and after :who???

discoflux said...

And we have our former Disney star that's now turning tricks...

Ms Cool said...

I thought she was an answer to some really sad prostitution blind (that I think is hinted at above).

figgy said...

Wait, wasn't she the popular guess for a former tweener or cheetah girl who's literally a whore at these middle eastern parties for shieks and stuff? Am I hallucinating or was that really a blind?

angelina said...

She is always acting so desperate!

Ms Cool said...

OK. I remember her after googling - she dated a Kardashian. You think since she learned from the best of the fame whores that she could of classed it up a bit. ROTFL.

Vicki Cupper said...

Pathetic grab at attention. Bitch, Cher did it better when she was twice your age and straddling a cannon. Go back to fucking on Rob Kuntrashian and his friends for money.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Lol!

JisforMe said...

Attention starved much???? pathetic....showing your goods is soooo 2004

surfer said...

You wear a dress like this for one reason only - she got what she wanted, because now everyone is talking about her.

Cathy said...

I completely agree with what all of you are saying, but this girl deserves credit for one thing: she DUMPED a kardashian and refused to take him back.

Jasmine said...

Razor Burn MY ASS

Isnt this the chick that's supposed to be the answer to that BI?!

More like she was trying to show off her sphyillis, herp, gential warts. ewwwww

billybob said...

Hey Jasmine, she called it ‘try before you buy’.

Wino said...

She's giving me serious Jewel face.

OMAMA is BROKO said...

#1 WHY would anyone not wear underroos while out?!?

#2 why would you show your shaved vagina (shaved, which also confuses me, as a sign of womanhood is growing hair there)

#3 Now I believe the rumors that she is a vagina for sale, if you follow. The poor thing. I hope she can learn to have more respect for herself.

Damn shame.

feraltart said...

It looks like her vagina exploded from some weird tropical disease.

FS said...

I thought that blind was revealed, and yes it is her. She doesn't work anymore, she gets invited to these events as a high priced call girl, just like the ones that go to political parties with your Congressmen in DC.

M said...

nunaurbiz, that was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing at my desk when I read that...

Looziana Magnolia said...

She should just have a tattoo on her crotch that says "Must be this rich to ride". Ugh.

Krissie said...

Still not as trashy as that porn-like music video one of the other ex-Cheetah Girls did. I can't remember her name but the song is called "Spectacular". If anybody wants to look it up, please know that the lyrics and the video are both totally NSFW.

MizCaramel said...

Hubby just saw this and said "what the fuck is that? is she joking? c'mon that's a joke right?" nope. she's an idiot.