Saturday, May 05, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Won't Be Charged In Hit & Run


Shortly after the police referred Lindsay Lohan's hit and run case to the district attorney, the DA said they will not be filing any charges against Lindsay because the victim was not credible and there is no video and no medical records to support the claims he was making. Well, I guess this is one for Lindsay. Now she just has to find out about the case where she allegedly shoved that woman. Oh, and is anything happening in the case where she threw a drink in a woman's face?

19 comments:

hunter said...

The hit & run case is one where she actually didn't do anything. That guy just wanted $$. As much as I think she's a train wreck asshat, this one turned out properly.

Vicki Cupper said...

Jesus that bitch could murder Obama and his family on live TV and still get away with it.

Rose said...

The outcome would be no different, whether she hit him in front of a hundred witnesses and it was caught on video.

pilly said...

Lucky Ho Bag

Del Riser said...

*Lindsay Lohan Won't Be Charged* is probably now an official stamp in the DA's office.

Sherry said...

As much as I too hate to admit it, I think someone saw a grand opportunity here based on her past history and was looking to make a buck. Now if only they WOULD punish her for the stuff she actually does.

nolachickee said...

I have an idea for Sir Richard Branson. He should use Linds to test his commercial space travel system. Oh, and all of the members of the K clan as well. That would put all of these people to better use than just being around to annoy us all on a continuous basis.

Del Riser said...

@nolachickee, I agree, but what if it worked, then they would be actually famous for something!

nolachickee said...

@Del Riser - you've got a point. I was coming from the thought that Richard still has a great deal of kinks to work out...

SusanB said...

Co sign with VickiCupper. She's like teflon.

Vicki Cupper said...

The Teflon Whore. Even herpes won't stick to her.

anongkhla said...

Does she have someone making sure she never sets foot in a jurisdiction that would throw the book at her? Or is she just that lucky?

MISCH said...

Nothing sticks to this bitch...

Popcorn Sutton said...

Ha ha @ Vicki Cupper. Are you sure? Well, I guess what herpes can't conquer, syphillis can.

MISCH said...

Oh she has the HERP, having sex with Paris's sloppy seconds will do that to you...

Sarah said...

The new Teflon Don, Teflon Lohan...nothing sticks.

Agent**It said...
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B. Profane said...

For all of her substance abuse problems, for all of the horrible damage she had done and is likely to do before she either dies or cleans up, what I really want to do when I see pics of her is wade in and smack the goddamn cigarette out of her mouth.

She can recover from everything else she's doing to destroy herself, assuming her liver isn't too screwed, but she's literally smoking herself to death in front of us.

Monty said...

How sad do you have to be that you would even be useless for harvesting organs?