Wednesday, June 27, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH Oscar-nominated actress had a bathroom hookup with a bearded man she just met at the Beverly Hills Hotel? When the now B-lister, whose brother is also an actor, walked out of the men’s restroom with her hair a mess, lipstick smeared AND severe beard burn on her face, her friends shouted: “Get a room!” She fired back: “I don’t need one now!”

41 comments:

Comma Chaser said...

Zach Galifinakis and Maggie Gyllenhaal?

hee hee

Veronica said...

Maggie G. for sure.

angie said...

Joan Cusack, sister of John, Oscar nominated for her performance in Working Girl?

MISCH said...

Good how stupid are these women ?

Seachica said...

What was Maggie G nominated for? First thought that sprang to mind was Joan Cusack.

molly said...

Virginia Madsen, yo.

Karen said...

Since Joan and Maggie are married, I hope that it was Virginia Madsen who's divorced.

angie said...

@Seachica, Crazy Heart (2009) nom. Best Supporting Actress

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

IIRC, Maggie's Oscar nom was for Crazy Heart, the movie that got Jeff Bridges his Oscar. Considering that she's dealing w/a new baby, though, I tend to doubt it's her. Not sure who else it could be, although that does sound like the kind of thing Joan Cusack would say... ;-)

Whoever it is, though, as long as she's not cheating on anyone, I have to admit there's a part of me that can't help but think "Rock on with your bad self, girl!" ;-)

Phillygrrl said...

Madsen

Anonymous said...

IDK Magggie is married with a new baby though. Trampy but what a great line. lol

Amber said...

Ewww. Men's room.

joymama said...

Shirley MacLaine or Jane Fonda.

NaNa LaLa said...

I can't picture pretentious MG saying something like that or having a funny bone in her body at all.

Angela said...

Two more (unlikely) candidates: Abigail Breslin (her brother Spencer is an actor) and Julia Roberts (her brother Eric is an actor).

nunaurbiz said...

Great retort, whomever it is!

Kelly said...

That's funny!

youdontsay said...

There's no timeline, so marriage is irrelevant to the blind.

Maureen Stabile said...

Kate Hudson

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Maureen Stabile said...

nominated for "Almost Famous." Brother is actor Oliver Hudson.

KellyLynn said...

This sounds a little like Kate Hudson, to me.

evergrey said...

This sounds like it's supposed to be current/happened recently.

I think Kate Hudson sounds good for this, but she's been vacationing somewhere in Europe/Monaco - there are pics of her on a yacht. No where near BH Hotel.

Hmmm - could it be someone younger - friends shouting "get a room" seems like a younger crowd thing to do.

Tru Leigh said...

I'm on the Kate Hudson crazy train.

billybob said...

Hahahaha, joymama. The first name that came into my head was also Jane Fonda!

JMoKo said...

What about Elizabeth Shue? Nominated for "Leaving Las Vegas", Brother is Andrew Shue from "Melrose Place"....

JC said...

scarlett johansson? nominated for Lost in Translation, twin brother hunter who acts

Comma Chaser said...

ScarJo wasn't nominated for Lost in Translation, though Bill Murray was. Had no idea she was a twin.

jane3113 said...

Hey I thought Elisabeth Shue as well and I have no idea why. I had a different take. I thought "get a room" seemed like something my generation would still say (late 30's). In my mind, younger girls would text "get a room."

Erin B said...

I think the time line is important for this one. Maggie G just had a baby. If it's current, I wouldn't think this is her.

kriss_t said...

Possibly Elisabeth Shue? (sibling Andrew Shue)

I wonder...Willie Robertson from Duck Dynasty was at the same hotel as Lindsay Lohan 11 days ago, according to his tweets --- I'm assuming it would be in Beverly Hills, and he is heavily bearded. I hope it wasn't him, it would disappoint me greatly.

Beth said...

Virginia Madsen

I know this an NE BI, but Enty had a BI about a couple that didn't have sex. The implication was that the wife didn't like it. The popular guess was Maggie G.

Also, this doesn't mention the woman's relationship status. Shue is married and Hudson is either engaged or secretly married. I don't think this is them.

luckylass said...

I get the impression that Maggie Gylenhaal and Peter Saarsgard do not have a conventional marriage. So, it could be her. I loved her in Secretary.

Mango said...

FWIW, I have a gay actor friend who swears that Peter Sarsgaard is gay.

Bubbles said...

I promise you, the mens bathroom at The Beverly Hills Hotel does not rate an eewwwww! It's nicer than most peoples homes.

Ella Bee said...

@Mango, I have always gotten that vibe too, but VERY DL about it. Wouldn't it be mindblowingly awesome if Maggie was actually a cover for Peter & Jake?? I would love to read that story.

Not A Ninny said...

If this was Virginia Madsen and it had been me, I would have gotten a room, sent down for a nice bottle of Bolli and started off with rubbing her feet....

Great actress and still dead sexy at 50.

Sunny said...

@B. Profane
hmmmmm. There was a photo of a man in Readers photos today that no one claimed. Could it be. . . B?

Bit dams said...

yeah, no matter how lovely the place; its still a public toilet. sounds yucky.

Robert said...

She did get a room...the men's room!

Tru Leigh said...

Jane Fonda.

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