Thursday, June 28, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

THESE two well-known female Scientologists have secretly hooked up. One is married and the other is divorced. They are not overt lesbians, but some nights – when the booze is flowing and the timing is right – they rush into each other’s arms. Who are they?

58 comments:

Agent**It said...
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Seachica said...

Kelly Preston and kirsty alley

orpheus12 said...

Kelly Preston

Amber said...

Ooh...I was also thinking Jada and someone. Isn't the rumor that WS and JS are both gay?

orpheus12 said...

and...Lisa Marie Presley (?)

Dementia said...

kirsty and leah remini

Renoblondee said...

Kirsty and Kelly

Seachica said...

From other blinds, Lisa Marie has left Scientology.

Agent**It said...

Is Marilu a Co$? I may have to rescind my guess. Well, at least 50% of it.

mikey said...

Yes, Marilu is a member.

Who is divorced? Besides Kirstie.

Cake said...

Juliette Lewis and Kirstie

Tru Leigh said...

Kirstie Alley and Greta Van Sustern.

cheesegrater15 said...

Tom Cruise and John Travolta.

FSP said...

Good one Vicki!

Is Betty White Co$?

Steppy said...

I has nothing to do with males, yet old gal Vicki has to mention Tom Cruise. Seems like an odd obsession.

Tru Leigh said...

I take it back. Kirstie Alley and Jenna Elfman.

Danielle said...

Leah and Juliette

Agent**It said...

I can't verify that Marilu Henner is Co$. Don't want to put that label on her if it's not true.

SusanB said...

Kelly & Kirstie. Seems pretty obvious.

cheesegrater15 said...

Then I guess it's a good thing I don't give a fuck what you think.

Brenda L said...

Oh Lord I bet the Co$ honchos are a barrel of fun to hang out with these days.

Brenda L said...

I love you Steppy...you bring the antagonism whenever this place is in danger of getting boring. Your sense of timing is inpeccable.

That being said, I bet Vicki Cupper could kick your ass to Tom Cruise's house and back though, so you better not "step" to her wrong.

Steppy said...

Well, vicki probably is a tough, old broad. Like Berta from Two & a Half Men. Or Kathy Bates.

Agent**It said...

@old gal "Vicki"..

Love ya, from another old gal....

Beth said...

Kelly and Kirsty

JSierra said...

Ohh the mental pictures that I now cannot get out of my head.
And for some reason all I can see is John Travolta and Kirstie Alley scissoring.....blech

AKM said...

Marilu is NOT CoS. I don't know why people keep saying that!

My guess is Kirstie and Kelly.

Barton Fink said...

"Is that a body thetan in your pants, or are you excited to see me?"

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Leah Rimini and Jenna Elfman

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Oh nevermind, both married

Barton Fink said...

Hmm, I can't help but notice the tech word "overt" in this blind. Odd, no? An "overt" is a harmful act or aggression against group morality -- you discuss overts during the sec/checking.

SusanB said...

@JSierra - thank you for that image. Excuse me while I go get the brain bleach!

Agent**It said...
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Agent**It said...

Sorry, meant @AKM, thanks for the info.

cheesegrater15 said...

@JSierra, OMFGLMAO!!!! There's not enough brain bleach in the world!!

Karen said...

You guys, I just found a couple of amazing things. They haven't been updated in years, but there's still enough there to entertain you:

http://tomcruiseblog.blogspot.com/

http://mrstomcruise.blogspot.com/

AKM said...

Huh? "Overt" means open and not secret, so no, it's not an odd word. ???

Scandalous Candice said...

Jenna Elfman seems reasonable enough. Not sure who the other one is.

Barton Fink said...

Hi, AKM. "Overt" is a technical scientology word. Now ya know!

Sarah said...

National Enquirer blinds are always the most obvious choice, so I gotta go with Kirstey and Kelly.

Monica said...

I'm gonna say J.Lo and Leah Remini.

car54 said...

it would explain why kelly doesn't care what john is doing when he goes to the spa.

AKM said...

Ah, "overt" is also a CoS word, eh? I THINK I'm proud that I actually didn't know that. Scientology, jeez! ;-)

Agent**It said...

@Barton, nice catch:)

mikey said...

Oops, you are correct - Marilu is not confirmed as a Scientologist. Scratch her off the list.

joymama said...

That actress from Dharma and Greg...blond, crazy, yells at people in public???

Her and

Jemtastic said...

I agree with Monica: JLo and Leah.

Mila said...

Katie Holmes and Elisabeth Moss.

commandeered said...

Jenna Elman and Juliette Lewis?
now that's a whole lot of crazy

cinephreak said...

when I grow up I want to be Vicki

ms snarky said...

Kelly and Jenna

Mango said...

Vicki's not alone. I admit that I'm a bit obsessed with Tom and his crazy, too. His complete and utter bat-shit, foaming-at-the-mouth, jump-off-the-couch crazy.

Ella Bee said...

Overt is also just a real word, not a COS term. It means open or not secret. Not that it wasn't said on purpose, but it is a word in and of itself without COS.

Anonymous said...

Kelly and Kirsty, why would a woman stay in a public bearding arrangement? Because she needs a cover too.

Rose said...

If this isn't a ringing endorsement for google alert, I don't know what is.

hairgal said...

Leah Remini and Jada- holla!

Aspie Queen said...

Madonna and Gwenny!!

Rose said...

Melly, neither of them are scientologists.

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