Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Another Season Of Rock Of Love Is On The Way


Bret Michaels called off his engagement to Kristi Gibson. This is the same girlfriend who suffered through the seasons of Rock of Love. The premise of the show seemed to be to find some of the trashiest women on the planet who would agree to sleep with Bret within five minutes after meeting them. He would pretend he was serious, and they would pretend like he cared about them. Yes, it was groupiedom in all its glory and was great Saturday afternoon television. Bret has been with Kristi for 16 years. Do you know how much crap she has gone through and they have kids together and she finally gets proposed to, but as part of a television show and then it ends. You know it is because he is sleeping with anything that moves. I bet there is another season or two of Rock Of Love.

46 comments:

rejectedcarebear said...

Oh Bret, you are making me question my love for you. I don't enjoy your music but you seemed like a caring father and your dating show was beyond hilarious. Be nicer to your baby mama!

Henriette said...

I have a feeling this "break-up" is all for a new show. I bet she's in on it. You can't tell me they weren't together throughout his show.

Amber said...

Ugh. "Reality" TV is the worst. It hasn't been genuine since that time David drug a naked Tammi down the hall wrapped in her comforter.

rejectedcarebear said...

Ooh amber that was some real ish there! Such a scandalous moment in reality tv history.

Amber said...

I know! Remember how Beth was all, "HE RAPED YOU! HE RAPED YOU!" And then Tamz got mad and David got kicked out?? I'm not sure if that was before or after Tamz got her jaw wired shut so she would lose weight, or the abortion.

AuntJess said...

I've said it before, my Ex BFF was obsessed with fucking him. Even went so far as sent in a video to get on RoL. She finally managed it after a concert in our home town. She ended up with the worst case of crabs! She still to this day feels it was worth it. And yet she wonders why I stay clear of her now a days.

Amber said...

LOL AuntJess! That's soooooooooooooooo grody! How can anyone be proud of crabs :(

AKM said...

I still don't understand how "RoL" was okay with her if they were freakin' ENGAGED with children for SIXTEEN years. Sweet Lord. He actually seems like a decent guy, deep down, but he needs to wipe off about 83 layers of sleaze. Oof.

Cara said...

I'm pretty sure just looking at Bret Michaels will give you herpes and the clap. He just oozes douchebag.

AuntJess said...

Amber this chick was so nuts that about a month before the Brett thing, her and her megatrash friend got turned DOWN for a 3some w/ some ZZ Top crew member. She bit him too hard and he was like You two are too wild even for me.

Chris said...

Why feel sorry for her? She's a groupie too. The only reason she tolerates the treatment is because he's a rocker. That = groupie.

musesx9 said...

@Amber what are you talking about? That sounds so juicy!

Amber said...

AuntJess - it's probably best you guys are not friends anymore. Yikes! It used to be fun to be friends with people like that, because you never knew what was going to happen. As I've gotten older I'm just like PASS.

@musesx9 - Real World Los Angeles from way back in the day. IDK if it's on Netflix, but if it is it's seriously worth watching. Hah.

rejectedcarebear said...

AuntJess- I knew of a super trampy girl who was obsessed with sleeping with rock stars. She meets Steve Millers backing band in vegas, and one of the roadies convinced her he was Steve so she banged him. She didn't find out til she showed everyone a pic of her and 'Steve' and got told the truth!!

AuntJess said...

Carebear WOW! If that chick's name is Kristy then we have peeps in common lmao. Cause she totally would have believed that too!

EmEyeKay said...

@Amber - when the Real World was taped in Seattle, a guy I know made shirts that said "Seattle Thinks the Real World Sucks". Everybody wore them, the game was to get yourself and your t-shirt into an MTV shot.

I watched a season of ROL and thought it was ridiculously funny. Poor sensitive, thoughtful, misunderstood Bret. NOW TAKE OFF THAT BANDANNA FOOL.

Barton Fink said...

His extensions are stitched to that bandanna -- he can't take it off. Without the wig and the eye makeup and the girdle, life would be tough.

jaariel said...

Can't wait for next RoL!
Bring it on!!!

jaariel said...

And after 16 years, you really think theyre broken up? No way. They're just paving the way for a new RoL, & girlfriend is gonna be laughing along with Brett all the way to the bank!

whocaresnow12 said...

And then Beth screaming "you raped her!" and poor innocent cowboy John looking shell shocked.

whocaresnow12 said...

And then Beth screaming "you raped her!" and poor innocent cowboy John looking shell shocked.

Amber said...

@whocaresnow12 - was it Cowboy John who drank nothing but Kool-Aid with like 85 cups of sugar in it?

rejectedcarebear said...

was cowboy john the virgin who is now a christian singer?

Jay said...

Brett was on "celebrity house hunters" looking at homes costing between $2 - $4 million in Arizona.

I was kind of shocked he would have that kind of money. The fiance wasn't with him on the show.

Also, I wonder if he hangs the bandana/hair on some sort of hanger by his bed? I bet he would look kind of freaky without it.

NernersHuman said...

Oh man, I hated Beth from Real World LA. Just the worst kind of pathetic drama queen.

I do have to admit I occasionally wonder if Dominic has drank his way into a new liver yet.

yodelay said...

Sure they are broken up. I remember the first season of ROL, the girls all shared a big house & supposedly Brett stayed there in a wing of the house that was closed off to them. I remember joking to my BF that he probably walks right through those doors & goes home to his real girlfriend. It was so obviously a sketchy set up, even for a dating show.

Maja. With a J. said...

Ther first three seasons of The Real World were AWESOME. I wanted to be on that show so bad...*L*

"I'm a slave, I'ma slave, I'm a slave to your lovin'..."


As for Bret, I love him, and I watched the shit out of Rock Of Love. Yes, he is quite pathetic, but he's Bret Michaels from Poison and as such, he will always have a special place in my still-15-at-heart...heart.

I imagine you'd have to wear full raingear in order to have safe sex with him though. Some of the chicks on that show were not clean looking.

Maja. With a J. said...

Oh and also: DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME.

Sylvia said...

He is trashy..

luckylass said...

OH I loved the first three seasons of the Real World. Tami with her jaw wiring, that chick with Lupus and her bear being thrown in the bay, the virgin cowboy. I had such a crush on David from Seattle.

Jay said...

Didn't they get the Christian singing cowboy drunk on RW and he said something racist to Tami?

smashbash said...

Buhahahah. Thanks for sharing. I lol.sadly I watched every episode of his show. He seemed sweet enough. But I wouldn't touch him with a knife to my back.

smashbash said...

And also I dont do no eeeellegal drugs. Haha. Bret and his barbies. That show was the shit to laugh at.

Seachica said...

Enty, you tease. If Santa would grant me one wish this year, it would be another season of this trashtastic, nearly perfect reality show. There's something so dirty and creepy about Bret, yet endearing too. Bring on the trashy women, dirt bike riding, mud football games and drunk cat fighting!

Ingrid Superstar said...

Maja, I cant resist the fever of your kissin' and your huggin'. First three Real Worlds are definitely the best. London was kind of boring, then they ramped up the sex for everything after that one. I could have gone my whole life without the image of the really super short guy from Miami making out with his giantess girlfriend.

Popcorn Sutton said...

Yay! New seasons of Rock of Love. Trashy people who know they are trash and love doing trashy things. TV at its finest, in my opinion.

Cornbread said...

*ohpleaseohpleaseohPLEASE* give us a couple seasons of RoL! I'm not really a trashy reality show fan, but RoL was just such great entertainment. There's nothing funnier than watching some stripper stagger off her lunch hour shift, onto a set with Bret, get wooed into going on a fancy-schmancy date, then vomiting her scallops all over the table. Hilarious.

My second fave trash show was Paradise Hotel on Fox. That came out in those couple years they were really reaching for ratings. They also had The Swan and The Littlest Groom (yes, I watched them both). Sigh...those were the days. :)

Kim P said...

Haterade!!

therealjadedentrepreneur said...

I liked Kristi a lot on their show. I have no idea why she puts up with all his shit.

lilo723 said...

Rock of Love is my trashy guilty pleasure. I have the first season on DVD. There is one episode, where he goes without the bandana and his hair looks like someone who has been electrocuted. It was scary.
I remember that Real World like it was yesterday. Isn't that Tami the same one on Basketball Wives?

Chismosa Street said...

Is she the mother of his daughter who died?

Henriette said...

I'm sorry, but Rock of Love was HILARIOUS! All those train-wreck skanks in one house with Brett trying to be deep? It was pure gold. I loved it almost as much as I loved Flava of Love with Brigitte Nielson.

Jesse D said...

@Cornbread YES!! I loved all of those shows! RoL, Paradise Hotel, The Swan! I don't really like other reality tv much at all (except Billy the Exterminator). Paradise Hotel was awesome with all the scheming and whining. Fab television LOL

Ingrid Superstar said...

Cornbread, I actually bought a bootleg DVD set of Paradise Hotel. Dave Kerpen may just be the most amazing bit of Reality TV casting ever.

AlexT said...

Eeeeeeeesh. Bret Michaels needs to be autoclaved. You would think that if a guy had diabetes, it probably wouldn't be such a good idea to contract AIDS. Where are they going to find girls indiscriminate enough to be willing to go for Season 4?

Cindy Loo said...

ROL is totally fake. My hairdresser also did Kristi's hair, and she said he just did it to promote his new tour and album. It was only going to be one season, but it was so successful that VH1 talked him into doing more. I don't doubt he slept with those women, but he never had any intention of staying with them after the show was over.