Well, this is a fine how do you do to your Wednesday morning. According to the latest issue of the National Enquirer, Macaulay Culkin is addicted to heroin and prescription drugs and regularly uses each. It would explain his death like glow about him. He kind of has that 2009 Amber Heard look about him. Macaulay is said to have nearly overdosed once and spends about $5000-$6000 a month on prescription drugs and other drugs. Apparently after Mila broke up with him he went into a downward spiral. Well, what do you want her to do all day? Watch you inject yourself and pop oxycodone while you complain you can't get any good parts? Hey, if you can afford to spend $5K a month on drugs and haven't worked in years and years, then your life is pretty good. So, go to rehab, get yourself a People cover and then head out for a season of Dancing With The Stars followed by a season as The Bachelor. Yes, you might have to slap your face with both hands a couple of times, but you will be back in and making Home Alone 4 before you know it.