Thursday, August 02, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

Which pop star’s young lover is causing major problems on her current tour because he thinks he’s a bigger star than the other acts performing alongside his cougar girlfriend? The brash beau thinks he’s the ringleader of the concert tour and has alienated almost everyone except for his famous meal ticket!

41 comments:

Clubber Wang said...

JLO

AnonyMrs said...

J Lo.

Lalaay said...

Duck face & JLO?

AuntJess said...

Madonna and that dude who's name escapes me right now.

strawberrygirl said...

I was going with Madonna, but maybe it is J.Lo

Kari said...

Madonna is currently on tour, this could be her. Otherwise I will go with the JLO guess.

Snoopy said...

Definitely Casper and J-Lo - still trying to figure out why she is attracted to him - ya, great body, but the face

dia papaya said...

J Lo

It's not the cougar thing that's upsetting. It's that out of all the men available she chose that one. He does not seem like a good egg at all. Then neither does she, so maybe it's a perfect relationship.

Lalaay said...

Brahim Zaibat...He is one fine tall drink of water, at least Madge has taste.

dia papaya said...

How could I forget Queen Madonna? This is probably her.

Wait.....Who were we talking about again?

Linnea said...

In that match up, my money is def on Enrique.

Henriette said...

Too easy! JBlow!

Cara said...

Is JLo on tour? I immediately thought Madonna on this one.

Henriette said...

I don't think Vadge let's her baby do too much. Is he even a back-up dancer?

AuntJess said...

@Lalaay Right? Sorry but if I saw Madge with a duckface then I'd KNOW she finally lost it.

Henriette said...

JBlow is on tour with Enrique Igleses. Duckface is her "lead choreographer."

Agent**It said...

"other acts performing alongside his cougar girlfriend"

Do both JLO and Madonna have other acts in their concerts? (never seen either one)

HannahPalindrome said...

Casper is so fucking gross!!! His mouth is ewwwwww.
I think she will always be a Bronx girl...

MontanaMarriott said...

Madonna, I don't think JHo's on tour and Madge is on her annual Summer world tour.

dia papaya said...

JHo is on tour, with Enrique Iglesias this summer. They'll be in Chicago on Friday!

RenoBlondee said...

Baby Brahim.

camembert said...

The "other acts" comments is interesting. Madonna usually only has DJs open for her in her non-US shows, but I can't really imagine a dancer getting uppity about that. Could "other acts" refer to other dancers? From what I've seen of the MDNA Tour, Brahim doesn't act out of line and Madonna would never stand for that behavior during her show. But maybe he's a diva backstage.

I think this is JLo. Casper seems very proud of himself.

Sherry said...

She gave the job of "lead choreographer" to Casper so I believe it's him...Can't wait to see what happens when she dumps him for another peice of tail. Why she picks these nobodies is a mystery to me.

Unknown said...

is this really blind?

Molls said...

Has to be JLo and her I'm-a-big-star boy toy Casper.

Silly Girl said...

'Other acts performing alongside' is def JLO. I think Enrique said in an interview that neither one was the headliner that they BOTH were sharing equal billing. Other than the obvious clues, cougar, he thinks he's a bigger star, etc., it's def JLO.
Either way, her and Madonna need to just go away.

And please take the Kartrashians with you!

That's my new end line....eventually, maybe it'll happen!

B.J. said...

Isn't Casper signing autographs now? It's him.

Sylvia said...

Jlo

Ariawynn said...

Jlo has such low standards it's EMBARASSING! at least I'm embarrassed for her if she is not for herself.

BlahBlahBlah said...

Is the word "ringleader" a clue? Madonna kind of has some circus like elements this tour.

hunter said...

JLo would put up with this, Madonna would not. Blind solved, ducky gay face FTW!!!

NomNom83 said...

No one gets to be ringleader on a Madonna tour except for Madonna. She is the Alpha. Always.

I vote JLo. Given the years she played along with Marc Anthony's controlling ways, I could see her letting the boytoy act like a brat.

ms snarky said...

JuLoLo

yodelay said...

Pfffft. It's JLo & she's getting what she deserves for her stupidity.

MadLyb said...

JLo's Totho.

nudibelle said...

casper so gross. There is nothing abt him remotely appealing

Jeri said...

It was in the tabloids last week that Casper was causing problems w/Enrique.

Bowser said...

This should be nominated for the special needs blind category!

Bubbles said...

It's that snippy little queen running around with JLo. She's on tour like everyone said with the spanish boy who has a voice that sounds like ass. And Madonna hasn't toured with any other acts in forever. She opens and closes the show.

Henriette said...

Whatever I may think about Vadge, she would never let her boytoy get in the way of her money. Touring is money for Vadge. I don't think Vadge has had an opening act for ages.

FashionMama said...

J Lo is on tour and her bf s middle name is Beau.
so there. blind item resolved.