Saturday, September 22, 2012

Blind Items Revealed

May 4, 2007

 1. So this celebutante made a Top 100 Sexy List. She was thrilled. She carried around the list for everyone to see. She told her agent that she wants more money for appearance fees now AND that she is entitled to more money than anyone on the list beneath her. When her agent said that was not going to happen, she screamed into her cell phone, "BUT I'M SEXIER THAN THEM." So you say, and now everyone at that Starbucks knows you think so also.

Kristin Cavallari

29 comments:

Merlin D. Bear said...

And so how's that working out for you, darling?

Maggie Casey said...

hahahahahaha!!! I never though she was pretty or gorgeous, like everyone makes her out to be. She's def not ugly or unattractive, she's just kind of blah. And this couldn't have happened to a nicer person!

Tru Leigh said...

I had to look up who Kristin Cavallari is.

hollywood dime said...

I think I will just start randomly yelling that when I walk down the street! LMAOO

Frufra said...

Do it, hollywood!

supapimp said...

And she has a baby now with that jackass d-bag QB.

smashbash said...

Hahahaha. Sweetie just because your on a list in a magazine doesn't mean you get to demand more money for appearances. Besides the hills what has she done?

nettalovesrobin said...

I am proud to say that i have never liked her! :)

YourNameHere said...

Ugh bitch please....and her voice is like a metal fork scraping someones teeth as they eat.

shauniebear said...

I remember her from her Laguna days...she's really not very intelligent. Like not at all.

Krissie said...

She just has the most average, plain-jane face of all time. Usually when someone in Hollywood is touted as gorgeous and I don't agree I can at least see why other people would think so (for example, Brad Pitt doesn't do anything for me, but I know logically he is an attractive man). This girl, I am honestly baffled as to why anyone would think she's beautiful or even pretty.

I would laugh so hard if I heard somebody yelling "BUT I'M SEXIER THAN THEM" into a cell phone, no matter who it was or what they were talking about.

audrey said...

You revealed this one quite some time ago to absolutely no one's great astonishment.

Molls said...

Wow, ppl in Hollywood are under a lot of stress to get roles and stay in the spotlight. Nothing they do shocks me anymore.

ljsmed said...

@smashbash, she was on Laguna Beach, duh! (lol, total sarcasm:)

She's the babe momma of my QB who has the same sort of attitude, they are perfect together, ugh...

lilo723 said...

Plain Jane. Never liked her. She is as bad as the Kardashians.

jaariel said...

Move that cone!
I'm sexier than you!

hunter said...

I think she is barely prettier than Lauren Conrad, who I consider remarkably plain. Sexy?? No. Neither of them.

celebrity gossip hag said...

I think she had sex w Scott disick and now is shunned by koutney kardashian. Fun fact

Me said...

i might have carried the list around when i was 18 as well. guess she has learned it doesn't mean much to anyone else. well, she has a cute baby.

smashbash said...

Ljsmed- slaps my forehead* oHhh. That's what she is from ;)

Barton Fink said...

She stood out because even among the damaged goods on that show, her personality defects and psychological disorders were EPIC and every appearance was psychotic and delusional. I remember the blind about her doing meth in a bathroom stall -- she's the skankiest thing ever, and hilariously she's one tenth as pretty as anyone on the show, Audrina, Heidi, even Lo is more lovely. Seriously, Cavallari is the worst skank to emerge from "reality" programming ever, and that's being the summit of a pretty big shitheap.

Barton Fink said...

I think in bullet form, I should say

* I don't like her.

califblondy said...

Woohoo, posted on my birthday.

That's all I got.

Caitlin Costanzo said...

I still love her.. And her cute baby!
I mean, come on, she became famous for being a huge bitch in Laguna.. What do people expect?

Mrswife29 said...

@ Barton: I heart you. Cavallari seems like a total nightmare.

B626 said...

I cant believe KneePads gave her and the baby a corner spot on this weeks cover.

Roman Holiday said...

@Barton, so I guess you don't like her eh.....

LOL!!!

cowbulls said...

Kristen is the classic example of a woman that looks better dressed than undressed. She has a phenomenal face but her body is like a teenage boy. That also explains her husband.

bouncergirl said...

Dearest Enty:

I love your blog and your BIs. But revealing BIs from 2007 is just silly. No one cares about 5 year old gossip...And, really, Kristin Cavallari? No one ever cared about her at all.

Please, please...if you're gonna do reveals, stay in the current decade.

Thank you and much love,

Ruth