Friday, May 04, 2007

Four For Friday

1. So this celebutante made a Top 100 Sexy List. She was thrilled. She carried around the list for everyone to see. She told her agent that she wants more money for appearance fees now AND that she is entitled to more money than anyone on the list beneath her. When her agent said that was not going to happen, she screamed into her cell phone, "BUT I'M SEXIER THAN THEM." So you say, and now everyone at that Starbucks knows you think so also.

2. This aging former A list actor got his license suspended quite awhile ago and has about another year to go before he can drive legally again. He thinks he can beat the system and drive, but also knows he better not get caught. To try and appear less noticeable, our actor has an old beat up Hyundai Accent he drives around town while wearing a hat and sunglasses. **I don't think he's quite thought through the whole getting out of the car thing though.**

3 & 4. OK, this one is a little complicated.

--B list television actress on network show is married to a regular guy.
-- B list television actor on hit network (not the same as our actress) show married to a producer/visionary.
Our actor and actress shoot on the same lot. They met, and started having an affair. They also started hanging out with their respective spouses together. The regular guy and producer/visionary hit it off and started having an affair. Eventually all found out about each other. Fearing no one would understand what the hell was going on, they decided to keep it secret and stay married to their respective spouses. What they did do however is switch where they slept. Producer/visionary moved in with regular guy and actress moved in with actor. Got it?

76 comments:

Anonymous said...

That 3 and 4 swap is lovely.

Anonymous said...

aging former a-list... nick nolte? was he ever 'a' list?

as for the celebutante, i dont know if kimberly stewart made any list (shes gross) but i can totally see her doing that

as for 3 and 4...no idea

Anonymous said...

Wow..now we're talking. These BI's totally make up for the crap from before...

Anonymous said...

What about Mel Gibson for the DUI? It seems to me that he's currently the most infamous drunk driver and he is easily considered A list, despite Apocolypto.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Somebody define 'visionary' - does that mean a producer that is a step above the regular, ordinary, run-of-the-mill producer?

Anonymous said...

Here is the FHM 100 sexiest list
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=450795&in_page_id=1773

No Kim K,Kim Stewart,Nicole R or Paris H on it.


I was thinking Mel G for the DUI guy as well. No idea what his sentence was, though. (Probation with driving school or whathaveyou)

And 3&4...gross. Just gross. Sounds like those 4 are suited for one another.

SA

Anonymous said...

Eva Longoria and Jennifer Love Hewitt both made FHM Magazine's top 100 sexy women list for 2007. Don't ask me how, but they were both in the top 20. I can especially see Eva screaming into the phone in front of bystanders--she has about as much class as Paris Hilton, in my opinion.

Anonymous said...

And Brenda, sounds to me like 'visionary' means almost always out of work.
I live in Nashville and that's what aspiring songwriters call themselves. Visionary sounds better than 'can't get a deal to save their life' I guess.

SA

ambersumiko said...

Wow 3 and 4 are very lucky people, same with the 5 and 6 who are married to them!

mookie said...

come on...mel g. would be recognized no matter the type of car or disguise. deffo not him.

Anonymous said...

3 & 4 are disgusting.

Anonymous said...

cracks me up that people are offended by 3 & 4...if all are happy, what business is it of ours?

get a grip.

Anonymous said...

It's not Jennifer or Eva - READ the clue - it says CELEBUTANTE. Both Jennifer and Eva are actresses.

Anonymous said...

1. Celebutante could be Kristin Cavallari. She made the list, pretty high up too considering who she is. This is the FHM Most Sexy list btw.

Anonymous said...

And also Paris Hilton did make the FHM list for whoever said she didn't.

Anonymous said...

I gotta say, I think 3/4 is kinda funny. And it makes sense, could you imagine the tabloid press jumping on that: "Wife Swap... AND Husband Swap: XX swaps spouses with XY."

Anonymous said...

The person wants more money for appearences not for real work, who there isnt a actress/model?

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:10

I'm the one who said she didn't. Of course I figured that Ent was talking about the FHM list that came out last week. Here it is again
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=450795&in_page_id=1773

Paris is not on it.

SA

Anonymous said...

Hmm..but Peaches Geldof is..

SA

Anonymous said...

#2 is definitely Nick Nolte.

Anonymous said...

#1. Kristen Cavlierri
#2. Nick Nolte
#3. ?
#4.?

Twisted Sister said...

Miguel Ferrer from Crossing Jordan is married to Lori Weintraub, a producer.

Twisted Sister said...

OH!!! I just found out Lori Weintraub was (or is) the head of Warner Vision Entertainment. So I think we have one half of the puzzle.

Anonymous said...

Nooooooooooo, not Miguel Ferrer! LOVE HIM and don't want to think he's ewwwey.

Twisted Sister said...

CSI is shot on the same lot as Crossing Jordan.

Sorry, anon 1:57. Maybe someone else will point to another show/person, but this is all I could come up.

I know I hate when my beloved's are suspected to be the subject of bad behavior in the blinds.

Anonymous said...

Paris is on the FHM 100 sexiest women list. She is number 67. Here is the link... http://www.fhmonline.com/girls_100_sexiest_2007.asp?cnl_id=1&stn_id=136&p=18

So I think it's GOT o be her! And all I can say is BLEEECCCCHHHH!
~sTACEY

Anonymous said...

1. Here's a link to FHM U.S. top 100: http://www.fhmonline.com/girls_100_sexiest_2007.asp?cnl_id=1&stn_id=136
I think Cavallari is right since she's known for trying wheel and deal better rates. She's number 43. Everyone else actually has a job like modeling, acting or singing. Paris is number 67 though and we all know she's a whiny skank.

2. Mel Gibson
3/4. I'm thinking that the shows have to be on the same network since the shows share a lot. Still looking...

TB

Anonymous said...

OK. I'm sold on the MF/LW being one-half of 3/4 -- so who is the actress? There really aren't any clues, but I've been searching for images of him with another woman. There must be something.
-- kellygrrrl

Twisted Sister said...

Could be Melina Kanakaredes from CSI. She's married to a regular guy.

WTF said...

Why did Vern "mini-me" Troyer immediately come to mind for #2??

Anonymous said...

IDK how CSI could be the show where the actress comes from b/c Marg Helgenberger's hubby is Pres of SAG, and the only other woman on the show is Jorja, and she's gay and never been married.

Anonymous said...

TB, not the case for shows being on the same lot. Shows can be shot on any lot, the netword then buys the shows on content not lot location.

Anonymous said...

Does CSI:NY shoot on the same lot as Crossing Jordan?
-- kellygrrrl

Twisted Sister said...

Check Universal Studio's if you don't believe me. Desperate Housewives is also shot there. Do a google search for shows shot on Universal Studio's. It's the one in Hollywood, I believe.

And yes, the shows are shot on the same lot - they don't go hauling all the props and everything to different lots each week.

CSI NY - anon 2:15.

Pinky said...

Enty says show on a 'hit network' NBC hasn't been a hit network since the end of Must See TV. Hit network would be FOX, ABC or CBS but definitely not NBC. So can't be Crossing Jordan. Just my 2...

Anonymous said...

3 and 4 seems like a good deal, at least until one of the pairs splits up.

Anonymous said...

kristen cavalari or peaches geldoff are better guesses than paris hilton for number one becuase they are new to the list and being on it for them would be a much bigger deal than it would be for paris whos been on it a bunch of times.

Anonymous said...

kristen cavalari or peaches geldoff are better guesses than paris hilton for number one becuase they are new to the list and being on it for them would be a much bigger deal than it would be for paris whos been on it a bunch of times.

Anonymous said...

sorry about he double post, oops.

Kiki said...

# 3 and #4 Kwel ! hey this is the basis of my screenplay I going sent to you EL

Anonymous said...

I don't think Ent meant "hit network" but "hit network show", and different network than other couple.

Pinky said...

Oh yeah, there it is...show. Eeps. But would Crossing Jordan be characterized as a 'hit?'

Anonymous said...

Doesn't anyone else find it odd that Paris Hilton in all her herpes glory has made a most sexy list? I am shocked that anyone would find that used up hag sexy. I would go with Kristen...only because she's still new enough on the scene to not know that a list in a magazine means nothing to the world. #2 could be Tim Allen....although I'm not so sure he is A list. My guess for 3 & 4...some happy people!

plotterist said...

Old Blind Item - possibly solved

I have no clue how to get this to wrap correctly, so go to TMZ and look for Anne Hathaway if the link below doesn't work.

Didn't Ent have a BI about an admired young actress who wasn't making any money, so she basically put herself out there for the highest bidder? Looks like Anne is the answer.

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/04/anne-hathaways-guy-sued-for-55-mil-by-billionaire-burkle/

Twisted Sister said...

It's 'hit network show', not 'hit network', and Crossing Jordan has been on for six years, so I would say that's a hit.

Twisted Sister said...

Whoops - I saw you make the correction.

How do you folks edit your posts here? I can't seem to find a way to do that.

Anonymous said...

Paris Hilton was on 2006 list, not this year's.

Anonymous said...

Wondering how Hathaway can be considered not making money w/ Devil Wears Prada, Brokeback Mountain & several upcoming big productions. Lots of money guys have actress/model girlfriends w/ similiar social circles & many actresses date them for that reason. Hathaway hasn't given up on her career.

Dana said...

Ok, not anything to do with the BI's, but SHE GOT 45 DAYS IN JAIL! WOO!

Anonymous said...

Rob Morrows NUMBERS wife is listed as a producer so is Miguel Ferrers CROSSING JORDON. one is west coast production the other show is East coast production.

Anonymous said...

Damm ! Paris is going to jail !
going to be Paris Free for 45 days !! woo hoo No Paris Sightings !!! Paris is going to die from mediawhore withdrawls.

Anonymous said...

So much for the "lawyer's" expert opinion here that she would not go to jail. There's still an appeal but I definitely don't believe the writer here is a lawyer.

Kiki said...

I am sure Paris will find a lovely ladyfriend in jail, maybe even several.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, I googled for top 100 sexiest list and found the thing I've linked twice now (uk)

67. Myleene Klass


Not Paris.

Then again perhaps FHM added her because of the unfortunate pub. Who knows. I don't have a subscrition to the mag and for all I know the UK version is diffeent. It tops google in the search.

She's going to jail?

Hilarity ensues

SA

Anonymous said...

For some reason there are two differnt lists for FHM. One does have Paris Hilton on it.

The other has Hayden Pannitierre on it so that must be the UK one because she is underaged in some parts of the US.

Hence the confusion.

But anyway, I still stick with Kristin, she is known for using different places to start a bidding war for her appearances. She is smart enough to know that she needs to get it while she can.

plotterist said...

To anon 4:20 -

None of the actors made money on Brokeback. It was a huge gamble for everyone involved, no one got backend deals and they all worked for less than their normal fees. Randy Quaid is quite angry that it became such a hit, and he accepted so little money. I can't imagine that AH got much more than he did.

As for Devil-Prada, Anne wasn't the big star, though she was the heroine. I doubt she made the big bucks on it. She could have been replaced easily by someone else.

Anne doesn't seem to do the kind of projects that would have her raking in major cash. Her next three films are small.

So I'm inclined to think that snagging a mega-millionaire means that she can live the good life and be choosy about her films.

plotterist said...

Ent's expert opinion was dead right. Even your average Joe could get off with an ankle bracelet for Paris' crime if his lawyer played it right.

Something is afoot in LA these days. It appears that celebs are getting caught for DUIs right and left, and no one is treating them gently.

Someone made a secret campaign promise (to a person whose child was killed by a drunken celeb?)

Anonymous said...

Thanks anon 5:30

makes sense

SA

Anonymous said...

Paris, that's nutragous

bionic bunny! said...

for the confused (twisted sister):
there are several major lots in and around hollywood.
universal is best known because of the tour stuff.

a show can be shot on any lot, and then sold to another network. for instance, "drew carey" and "whose line is it" were ABC shows shot on the warner lot.

but i have no guesses as to 3 & 4. i think its an ingenius solution, though!
whoever #1 is must have multiple duis. i was going to say gary busey, but he was never "a" list.

oh, and anon:47-- kindly F**k off. i am so sick of you idiots. where did you get YOUR law degree??
we all know she probably won't see any jail time.
it ain't over 'til its over.

Anonymous said...

7:10 It's over.

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 7:18 is Joe Francis

missbliss said...

I think the FHM girl has to be Kristen because Paris charges whatever she wants for appearances etc. I doubt there would be many celebs who would charge more for personal appearances etc than Paris and I also doubt that Paris agent would tell her otherwise

mngddess said...

OK - on the FHM sexiest list, NO.71 is named Vikki Blows.

'nuff said.

Cyn

Anonymous said...

Stacy Keibler

Anonymous said...

Then there's this here horrifying image of Kathy Hilton (with wee Paris) from a fashion show in 1987; it accompanies an article about Jerry Oppenheimer's new book, House of Hilton, which, among other things, details how Mother Hilton came to be the evil womb responsible for so much hate in this world. Kathy's father is a mere housepainter; as a young climber, she had a tryst with a member of the Jackson 5 (oh, please let it be Tito) when she was 16; and, best of all, Kathy's mother (Paris' grandmother) wanted to make sure her daughter "had all the tools" to land herself a rich husband like Rick Hilton, so she enrolled Kathy in "sex lessons" that were taught by a man in a van in front of their house

Anonymous said...

Paris Hilton Going to Jail for 45 Days
By SANDY COHEN, AP Entertainment Writer
2 hours ago

LOS ANGELES - A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress' famous high life.

Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail by June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

The judge, saying "there's no doubt she knew her license had been suspended," ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

"I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all," she told the judge before he announced the sentence.

She was then ordered to report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood by the set date or face 90 days behind bars. The judge's ruling excluded her from paying to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some are allowed.

Hilton was among a series of witnesses who took the stand during the hearing. She testified she believed her license was initially suspended for 30 days and that she was allowed to drive for work purposes during the next 90 days.

She said that when an officer who stopped her in January made her sign a document stating her license was suspended, she thought he was mistaken and did not actually look at the document.

Also called to the stand was Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz. Hilton and her attorneys characterized Mintz as a liaison between Hilton and her lawyers.

Mintz testified that to his knowledge Hilton did not drive during the 30-day period. He said he then advised her that he believed her license was no longer suspended.

The judge called Mintz's testimony worthless and expressed disbelief at Hilton's lawyers.

"I can't believe that either attorney did not tell her that the suspension had been upheld," the judge said. "She wanted to disregard everything that was said and continue to drive no matter what."

As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"

Paris Hilton looked forward and didn't speak to news media as she left court. Her mother looked upset.

When a reporter asked what she thought of the judge's decision, a visibly angry Kathy Hilton responded: "What do you think? This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke."

Defense attorney Howard Weitzman said he would appeal.

"I'm shocked, I'm surprised and really disheartened in the system that I've worked in for close to 40 years," Weitzman said.

He said the sentence was "uncalled for, inappropriate and bordered on the ludicrous."

"I think she's singled out because of who she is," Weitzman said.

Hilton had arrived at the Metropolitan Courthouse 10 minutes late and ignored screams of photographers as she swept in with her attorneys, mother and father, Rick Hilton. Wearing a gray jacket and white shirt over black slacks and with a black headband on, she said nothing and appeared serious.

The celebrity case brought an unusual scene to the austere courthouse south of downtown in a commercial area. As if at a red carpet event, dozens of photographers and reporters lined up at the rear entrance. Yellow police tape substituted for velvet ropes.

Hilton, 26, pleaded no contest in January to reckless driving stemming from a Sept. 7 arrest in Hollywood. Police said she appeared intoxicated and failed a field sobriety test. She had a blood-alcohol level of .08 percent, the level at which an adult driver is in violation of the law.

She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

Two other traffic stops and failure to enroll in a mandated alcohol education program, are what landed the socialite back in court.

On Jan. 15, Hilton was pulled over by California Highway Patrol. Officers informed her that she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging that she was not to drive, according to papers filed in Superior Court.

Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies stopped Hilton on Feb. 27 and charged her with violating her probation. Police said she was pulled over at about 11 p.m. after authorities saw the car speeding with its headlights off.

Mintz said at the time Hilton wasn't aware her license was suspended. A copy of the document Hilton signed on Jan. 15 was found in the car's glove compartment, court papers say.

Hilton was also required to enroll in an alcohol education program by Feb. 12. As of April 17, she had not enrolled, prosecutors said.

Hilton, heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune, first gained notoriety for her hard partying as a teen. She attracted worldwide attention when a sex tape she made with a boyfriend was released on the Internet.

She stars in the reality-TV series, "The Simple Life," now in its fifth season, with Nicole Richie. She appeared in the 2005 film, "House of Wax" and recently finished filming "The Hottie and the Nottie." She also is a handbag designer and has a namesake perfume.

Twisted Sister said...

Bionic Bunny - when I find information stating that the shows I referenced were shot on the Universal lot, then I'm going to go with that rather than what some dumb bunny has to say. ;-)

From not so confused Twisted Sister

Anonymous said...

stupid cow couldn't even attend a few alchie ed classes to impress the court and keep herself out of jail.

Who exactly did she expect to dig her out of this?

Anonymous said...

Y'all are insane to suggest Paris Hilton for #2, she (a) gets a truckload of money for appearances, (b) probably wouldn't be caught dead losing her temper in a starbucks, and (c) has been the sh*t for years and wouldn't lose it over some triviality such as her position on some mag's top 100 list.

It's not like I'm a huge fan of hers, it's just that this neo-diva stuff is so not her thing.

Making bail, now that's more her thing.

Anonymous said...

#2 Stacy Keibler

Anonymous said...

Paris Hilton ought to be going to jail for prostitution. She was an apartment whore during her first year in LA, and still rents her valtrex vagina out to rich people like Paul Allen. The only thing notable about Parasite is her low T cell count.

Kathy said...

That article quoted about Paris was really written by Sandy Cohen? The same name as the dad on the OC?

....how bizarre, how bizarre.

Anonymous said...

The turd of it is Paris will probably get a reality show or book deal or sex tape out her stay in jail.

Patsy

Melissa said...

10:24, You sound just like a huge fan of hers. Stavros?? Josh?? Kidding don't get your undies in a knot :-)
Okay, I am with all the Kristen C. guesses. I am sure Paris has been on some sexy lists before. It wouldn't be that huge a deal to her. Kristen, however, has an undeserved sense of entitlment(sp?). I could totally see her like this. I am going with Mel Gibson for 2 and I don't know about the rest but, I am going to research it.
Awesome BI's Ent!! We have missed these

bionic bunny! said...

aw, twisted, i didn't know you cared!

i think i may be mis-reading things. i think someone before you was under the impression that everything on the disney channel was shot on the disney lot, everything on the (defunked) WB was shot on the warner lot, etc.

so i read your post as saying the same thing.
and i'm not dumb, i'm FLUFFY!
:)