Thursday, September 20, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

Bar Refaeli calls this a sunburn. I call it 2am after the bars close.

A very skinny Amy Adams does her best empty chair impression with Clint Eastwood.
Matthew Lillard. I always think of him as Shaggy.
So, has John Goodman kept off all those pounds he lost?
Justin Timberlake in a movie with real actors who can act.
Camille Grammer and the photographer just happened to meet on the beach. Uh huh.
Courtney Love has a boyfriend? He will get to know what a restraining order is really quickly.
Courtney Stodden looking like she is just doing it for show at this point.
Demi Moore looking a little worse for wear after a night out.
Fergie & Josh Duhamel seem to be getting along better lately. I like that.

50 comments:

Dija Star said...

is Courtney Love the reveal about the girl who stalks her exes? hmmm

Amber said...

Every time I see Amy Adams, all I can think about is Jessica Alba - and not in the way she hopes.

FS said...

that is a sunburn, and it looks close to painful. yikes. cold clothes and dye free aloe vera gel, but it's going to peel anyway.

tealily said...

@Dija, I had to look it up, but no, she doesn't fit. Nice guess though! http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/09/todays-blind-items-she-keeps.html

tealily said...

But what about Fergie and Josh? Weren't they the popular guesses for a recent blind as well?

Jilly said...

What has happened to Courtney Stoddens face ...

Amber said...

@ Dija & tealily - that's not to say she doesn't, though. With her anything is possible! :)

parissucksliterally said...

Cortney Stodden is trying to look like 1999 Xtina.....

SusanB said...

Courtney's legs look too frail to lift up those shoes. Camille's breasts look faker than usual in that picture.

figgy said...

I don't think Amy Adams looks too skinny at all, just very healthfully fit.

Was Amy Adams revealed as the Jessica Alba stalker? Or was that just a popular guess?

Camille would look great if she would just lose those stupid hideous bolt-ons.

Courtney Stodden just makes me sad.

The Dude said...

How does a supposidly 18 year old look 40+ even when she was 16? The facial enhancements haven't helped her...

JSierra said...

Guess we have our answer to the blind about D list celeb who got plastic surgery to look younger.
And unfortunately for her, Courtney was already starting to look over 30 when she was 16.

JoElla said...

Demi looks whippit thin again :/

Silly Girl said...

Courtney looks like she's had face work. Is that even possible at her age?!

Evil Kumquat said...

Matthew Lillard IS Shaggy.

He's the official voice of the character now that Casey Kasem retired from the role.

smashbash said...

Courtney didn't wait very long after her 18th birthday to serious F her face up. She is almost unrecognizable, not that she was all that great before but geez.

Demi you are sad. If I saw a picture like this of my self, I would have to seriously reconsider my life choices as of late.

All I can think of when I see Matthew Lillard is that ass hat he played in the 90s movie, possibly All That. I can't remember, Freddie Prince Jr was in it I think.

jax said...

fergie looks pregnant

M said...

If it is true that Amy Adams aspires to be Jessica Alba, she is going to need to be more than merely super skinny. Former child actress, mother of 2, Jessica became famous as a "genetically enhanced transgenic super-soldier", a role that she later admitted required that she "practiced anorexia" while also performing truly physically demanding awesome balls stunts herself. Alba is a certified scuba diver, master lariot twirler, commanded all eyes in her iconic Sin City cowgirl/stripper/bareass dance without benefit of a choreographer AND is currently working on the sequel. She probably wishes someone would hire her to act, as it would be less taxing on her scrawny starved self AND I don't think hilariously named hubbie "Cash" Warren is bringing home the bacon. (Joke for you, Enty).

Silly Girl said...

Smash, we just watched that movie last weekend! Lilliard was the 'MTV/Real World' guy from the movie. Hilarious.

Amber said...

Haha Smash & Silly - She's All That w/Freddie Prinze Jr. Rachel Leigh Cook, Matthew Lillard AND Usher! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hazeldazel said...

I always think of "they're trashing our rights!!!" when I see Lilliard, but then I'm old and I liked the movie Hackers despite myself.

Ah, Demi. I have a step-sister like her, gets all her calories from alcohol and on a good day, from the occasional mixer. Of course, she collapses and gets hospitalized for her "mystery ailment" but she's cute and thin, so there's that. Le sigh.

Maggie Casey said...

I can't stop laughing at Camille's boobs hahhaaa

AndyCane said...

SLC Punk!

BitterBlondin said...

M - wow, I have new-found respect for Ms Alba!!

fancyscreenname said...

DAMN Josh D is hot. Bet Fergie has fun with THAT......

hotchacha said...

At first I thought that was an old photo of Xtina. What happened to Courtney's face? If you ignore the shoes, she looks... (ohmahgeezamireallygoingtosaythis) lovely.

Y'know, lovely for her.

I feel so confused. Somebody hold me.

Lucas said...

Yes!

sylmarillion said...

@hotchacha looks like a nose job and a new makeup artist...

How can she even walk in those shoes?

hotchacha said...

@sylmarillion: The heels aren't that high. Visually eliminate the platform and you've got an average rise. Does look like a nose job. I'm glad the new makeup artist got her off the ashy, frosty tones.

I guess that confirms the blind about the future porn star.

M said...

BitterBlondin-One of Enty's themes is how hard Hollywood is on aspiring child actresses. He always refers to her as "MiserAlba". I believe it is a reference what a joy her life is: imagine starving yourself to compete against 1,200 applicants in order to transform your body to become well known misogynist writer/director James Cameron's vision of Max, the genetically enhanced bio-engineered super-soldier. Except you are actually a living breathing human female teenager desperate for work. And the reward for all the physical abuse & starvation is that J. Alba is now thought of as a sex doll with magically moving parts, not an acclaimed actress offered the roles that go to Amy Adams.

Silly Girl said...

I got it!! Lip plumpers!! That's what's making her face look so different!! She (almost) looks good. Almost...minus the outfit, hair, boobs and boob (husband).

Mooshki said...

Jessica Alba isn't thought of as an acclaimed actress like Amy Adams because she only has a tenth of her talent.

g.strathmore said...

I think Matthew Lillard looks good in that picture.

Lola said...

I think Courtney got a new nose, new teeth, cheek implants (or plumpers) and chin refinement (whomever did it did a really good job). That, and much better makeup.

HolidayinCambodia said...

Courtney Stodden there looks like a street walker I saw near the Port Authority Bus Terminal (42nd Street?) in NYC, in about 1975. My mom told me that the woman dressed like that was a prostitute, the first I ever recall seeing, and I still remember.

Topper Madison said...

How come no one in these photos ever look like they're really smiling? Everyone always looks so miserable.

auntliddy said...

Yes! They are some fake boobs!!

Lauren said...

Um.. Courtney looks... better? LMAO...

Hazeldazel said...

Courtney looks sooooo much better without the troweled on frosty makeup. BUT sha-zamn did she get her boobs done at Dr. Hang M. Low's where Lindsay got 'em done? I see that's why she's always wearing push-up now, cuz they're hanging at her waist! Dang!

califblondy said...

Josh will always be my cutie Leo from All My Children. Fergie looks um, a little bigger. Baby on board?

How did Courtney Love get such a hottie? Is she paying for it with hot checks?

Courtney S. looks better from the neck up, but damn, that dress and shoes? She needs to work the strip in Vegas.

Sadly, I see Demi's age finally catching up with her and then some.

Jessie said...

Courtney looks good, I hope she doesn't go the Heidi Montag route (ie too far) her boobs are ridiculous. They don't need to be that big.

party supplies said...

Double yes!!

astrogirl said...

Fergie is preggers for sure.

misspoppypants said...

oh my gosh, Demi looks like the Crypt Keeper. That is so sad. You lost a loser, girl! Losing about 170 lbs of dead weight is enough, eat something! I have to say I love Courtney's new look, she looks great, but she needs to release her death grip on the hooker heels. Why did it take her so long to follow everyone's advice about not looking like a desperate cougar? But you know its because she wants to be in Playboy and used up tiki torch sun baked smoker minwtf (mother i'd never want to f) cougar is actually more like Hustler's thing. If she'd just wear jeans and a man's shirt with rolled up sleeves and Tom's, she'd be adorable. No, I'm not a lesbian but I could totally be her stylist for a day. Wear the tom's and the boyfriend shirt, Courtney, my advice is golden.

misspoppypants said...

Didn't mean to make it sound like I'd have to be a lesbian to want to be her stylist. Meant to connect the 'not a lesbian' to 'minwtf'. Woke up at 2, can't get smooth articulation out of this would be stylist to carbon dateable would be porn stars this early.

smashbash said...

Amber ent all that said all that!!! Hilarious! I am so glad my teen memory is still in there somewhere. He was so obnoxious, I wanted to kick him in the balls. :)

smashbash said...

Silly girl- I serious need to netflick it right now!

Sadie Goes Electric said...

lariat twirler. dont make me laugh. seems like someone is a bit obsessed.

Sadie Goes Electric said...

and lets not forget she did bring it on herself... shes not very happy anyone can see that. i feel sorry for her in some ways.

gr8p said...

Courtney Stodden...just sad.