Friday, October 26, 2012

Blind Item #5

This B list actress with A++ list name recognition who has not had a hit in a decade and even that was something in which she was along for the ride, is definitely world famous. The thing is she is really trying to shake up her image. A lot. You would never expect it from her because she seems so buttoned down and uptight and she knows it and blames it on her most recent disastrous relationship. So, she has been in talks to be in Playboy. Not naked, but she wants to be on the cover and inside wants to be wearing very little. She thinks it will make people remember why they fell in love with her in the first place.

97 comments:

zaaahara said...

Jennifer Aniston

MISCH said...

Not Jen

Nosey Parker said...

Katie Holmes?

msgirl said...

What was her most recent disastrous relationship? John Mayer? I could so see her in Playboy, wanting to be sexy, she's done it before.

msgirl said...

Katie is a great guess!

Mother Campfire said...

Kidman?

Lissette said...

That's who I was thinking...

Lissette said...

Katie, I mean

*karen* said...

I don't see how Katie Holmes posing in Playboy--even clothed--would make people remember why they fell in love with her.

Though if it is her, I can't wait for the reaction on Suri's Burn Book: http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com

jane3113 said...

Katie is a fantastic guess. Batman Begins was the hit where she was along for the ride. She seems uptight. People loved her from the Creek. Cruise probably made her dress a certain way.

ButterKwup said...

I would like it to be Katie only because it would make Tommy super uncomfortable and Suri's Burn Book would be awesome in response to it. But it sounds like the reason people fell in love with this girl is her body? That doesn't seem like Katie.

On the other hand, if even my mother knows Jen Aniston is a pothead, she's not considered uptight.

Audrey said...

This has Katie written all over it. But she shouldn't do it. Nobody reads Playboy anymore and did it help LL's career? I think not.

Ian said...

Demi Moore.

moussemaker said...

Katie Holmes.

Lola said...

Sandra Bullock

"Along for the ride"= Speed

Disastrous relationship= Jesse James

robin-m said...

Meg Ryan?

Audrey said...

Oh god, yes, I could see this being Demi too. Actually, it's more likely her. I don't think Katie would do it because of Suri. Demi seems delusional and desperate enough to think this is a good idea.

Err said...

Thank you, Karen, for the addition to my tublr feed!!!!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Julia Roberts.

JSierra said...

Julia Roberts. Oceans being the ride along.

hunter said...

Definitely Katie Holmes!!!

It is just a shame she has an odd shaped body. Gorgeous face (!!) but her actual figure is... odd.

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ginr said...

I vote Jessica Alba. Her butt was always more famous than her acting.

ginr said...

I vote Jessica Alba. Her butt was always more famous than her acting.

JSierra said...

@Karen I am obsessed with the Burn Book!! That Suri has quite the sense of humor.

Also, maybe JR's relationship with Danny Moder is on the rocks. IDK just trying to add a little spice to the mix y'all!

NYer said...

I like Lola's guess, Sandy B, and me likey....

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Jessica Alba is now into businesses that cater to mothers and families. I don't think this would be her. I hear she required a body double while recently shooting Sin City 2. If that was the case I don't think she'd be considering Playboy.

Gina said...

How about Sharon Stone?

ButterKwup said...

I think Demi is a good guess. 'Charlie'Angels:Full Throttle' was 2002 I think. And Playboy will remind people of 'Striptease'.

Terrier Pines said...

Rene Zellweger came to mind. But Sandra B does qualify as disastrous relationship. On the other hand, her Oscar movie was a hit (if godawful),

Agent**it said...

Sandra won the Academy Award in 2009 and Enty said last hit was over 10 years ago, so that rules her out??

Agent**it said...

What disastrous relationship did Julia have recently? I thought she was still married??

noseygal48 said...

I vote Demi....she seems desperate enough to do it.

Mystikchic said...

Either it's Reese Witherspoon or Renee Zellweger.

SueRH said...

Demi doesn't give off the impression of being buttoned down and uptight. (Striptease, anyone?) Definitely Katie.

lc said...

Jennifer Aniston Pitt. Definitely.

chachi said...

I'm with @Lola - I thought Sandy right away. Especially with the "along for the ride" comment.

She also usually plays the uptight role in all her movies.

I think Enty's just fudging the facts a bit with the "decade" business.

Actually, I think a spread in Playboy WOULD actually be positive for Sandy (tasteful, of course). It would open people's eyes to her again. So....even if this ISN'T Sandy.....I think she should DO IT!

Basil said...

Reading this I was thinking Kidman. It might fit Katie more, but I could never see her doing something like this.

timebob said...

Jennifer has had hits in the past decade Horrible Bosses made over 100 mil, and she has been topless in movies we've seen her boobs in The Good Girl.

100% this is Julia Roberts she was highest paid actress in the world and everyone was in love with her "smile" until the internet came along and we found out what an asshole she is. And she has never ever done nudity.

msgirl said...

Actually I take back Katie. You're right, posing semi-naked is something she might not do because of Suri.

Demi posed naked and pregnant, I don't think of her as uptight.

Now Reese is an interesting thought, her marketing ploy the last 2 years have made her go sexy. And doesn't she seem like an uptight bitch?! None of her movies lately have hit the jackpot.

Lori said...

Has to be Nicole Kidman. Very buttoned up, she's just started talking about her relationship with Tom, she just did that movie where she pees on Zac Ephron, and just did some titillating photoshoot (in W, maybe) that seemed like such an odd choice for her. She's definitely trying to sex up her image. Her last hit was Moulin Rouge (in 2000?)and while she was the star, there was so much going on in that novie, it could have been successful with so many people in that role. Or maybe her last hit was Cold Mountain in 2003 with Renee Zellweger and Jude Law - they rode horses, hence, along for the ride. She was a supporting character in that, i believe.

BitterBlondin said...

World famous actress with A++ recognition who is buttoned down and uptight, who people fell in love with in one of her first roles, who's had at least one disastrous relationship but not a hit movie the last 10 years.

Julia - not uptight
Demi - not buttoned down
Reese - had several recent hit movies
Sandra - not uptight
Nicole - still with Keith, not disastrous relationship
Renee - maybe. But world famous, really?
Meg Ryan - not uptight

I can see this being Katie.


Anishinaabeg Ikwe said...

Jennie Garth. It just feels like her.

msgirl said...

But Julia doesn't have a disastrous relationship. As far as we know. But oh yeah, I could just see her wanting to get back on top, she must HATE how low she's fallen! And I read an article on Jezebel (yeah I know) that says she's having "childish abtics" on the set of her movie filming now with Meryl. Because Meryl is the goddess.

creeposaurus rex said...

Melanie griffith

nancer said...

the only person who really fits and would want to shake up their image that much is katie. it would scream 'i'm not a robot after all! I'M FREE!!!!'

i don't see it being anyone else we've guessed.

jennie garth? A++ name recognition? really?

rhinovodka said...

If not for world famous, I would think Jennie Garth.

Carrie L. said...

Jennifer Aniston is swimming in cash and doesn't need to change anything because she keeps raking in money, deserving or not.

Demi was never considered buttoned down/uptight, was she?

Others mentioned didn't have a recent disastrous relationship.

I think Katie Holmes is a great choice, as she once was the cute girl next door that guys drooled over, but became damaged goods when she got with Tom. She needs the work & money, she's still young & needs to carve out a career for herself. So I think it's her.

Agent**It said...

4 points to Enty's criteria:

B list actress with A++ list name recognition (WORLD FAMOUS)

Has not had a hit in a decade (last hit was "something in which she
was along for the ride")

Her goal:shake up her image which is buttoned down and uptight

She blames: her most recent disastrous relationship


portlandjewel said...

I love it too! Its hilarious!

Renoblondee said...

Sandra has had a ton of hits in the last decade, people.
Nicole has done full nudity. (Dead Calm)
Julia has had no disastrous relationships since the 90's.
It's got to be Katie.

Me said...

first thought was katie holmes. but i like the sandra b guess.

Flicknik said...

Whatz up Holmes!

annabella said...

sometimes the guesses are so amazingly good, and sometimes they are off because people disregard a clue or two just to make it fit.

I'm w/bitter blond in. her list is accurate and the only one who truly fits the clues is katie holmes.

Sis Cesspool said...

Elizabeth Moss.

nevermindthat said...

I'm thinking Renee Zellweger. Recent disatrous relationship may not be Kenny Chesney but after him she did date Bradley Cooper. I heard that didn't end well and she also stated he had a small penis.

Silly Girl said...

If it's Katie, the way people will remember her will be tomboy-ish and girl next door. Very easily done in playboy style...few clothes, but tomboy-ish. It's her.

Amy said...

Nicole Kidman really burst into U.S. consciousness as a sexpot in Dead Calm. I mean for a short time there she had that same sort of smoking hot sex thing in the press and popular conscious that Angelina Jolie once had.

supapimp said...

Dunno and don't care. Not buying it anyway.

TalksTooMuch said...

Is it wrong that I just want it to be Sandra Bullock?? Cause that would be AWEsome!

FrenchGirl said...

Kate Holmes

Mother Campfire said...

Can't be her since her image is already very shaken up. She would need to tone it down if he wanted to be any different.

story said...

I think Demi is a great guess.

Anyone here remember her cringeworthy appearance in a barely there bikini on the David Letterman show to promote Strip Tease. She is a narcissist and is her biggest fan. No one loves Demi more than Demi.

Cheryl said...

Not Aniston. She is always showing off her high beams and acting like we think she is hot. Katie is an interesting choice because she has NEVER had a sexy image. If she wanted to shake things up and prove that she is not under Tom's thumb then a "tasteful" Playboy layout would work.

SEAN said...

It can't be Sandra, Reese or Julia - all are recent Oscar winners which in Enty's book is an automatic A for many years.

feraltart said...

What about Hilary Swank?

FalseProfit said...

A tumblr devoted to such a young child is beyond disgusting. Anyone who follows that garbage should honestly reevaluate their life. Leave the children alone! You people really are no better than pederasts.

poovey-tunt said...

You people really are no better than pederasts.

Most idiotic thing I've read all day.

Kudos, sir or madam. That's quite an accomplishment, considering we're in the final two weeks of a presidential campaign season.

crila16 said...
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crila16 said...

Just saw the Katie Holmes guess. Most recent disastrous relationship...her and Tom.

Ok....Katie HOmes.

crila16 said...
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crila16 said...

Demi Moore played a stipper in one of her movies. She's also played a drug addicted girl in St. Elmos fire. She also had a one night stand in About Last Night. She also had sex with a millionaire for the money, even though she was married. She played the bad girl in Charlie's Angels. I don't see her image as being anything even remotely resembling the buttoned down and uptight woman. Not her. It's Katie Holmes the goody goody.

Also...Sandra won an Oscar and her movie Blind Side was a HUGE hit. Not Sandra.

rachelstargirlrox said...

For some reason, this one seems like Jennifer Love Hewitt to me. :P

nudibelle said...

Jlo!

MrWolf said...

Meryl Streep!

canadachick said...

hmmm if Meg Ryan wasn't still with mellancamp i'd say this was her..America's sweetheart long ago..people fell in love with her

Unknown said...

Demi Moore

Andy said...

Katie Holmes was topless in a movie. Google it, the images are out there.

I suspect Winona Ryder. She's got a great set she's kept under wraps and guys would love to see them exposed before gravity does its worst.

Mystikchic said...

Sounds to me like Reese Witherspoon. I've always felt she was an uptight bitch and very few of her films have set the box office on fire.

lilo723 said...

I was thinking Nicole Kidman.

mybrothehero said...

Agreed.

Brenda L said...

"(Nicole Kidman) just did that movie where she pees on Zac Ephron"

Whaaaat? Please tell me that didn't actually happen.

Andy said...

Actually, JLH would make sense, too.

VK said...

I like this guess. But is Sandra B list? Didn't she win an Oscar?

Principessa said...

Even Renee Zellweger knows that no one wants to see Renee Zellweger in Playboy. Also she's won an Oscar, which Enty would have mentioned. Ditto for Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock (who is NOT interested in being appealing to men, she would never do Playboy).
Demi Moore has posed ass naked before, just Google "Demi Moore huge bush photos" or something along those lines (spoiler alert - it's terrifying). Jennifer Aniston would be described by Enty as a former A+ TV actress, and she is not considered conservative, plus he'd have mentioned her sketchy engagement. Nicole Kidman is married and also has an Oscar, no dice.

This is SO Katie Holmes it's not funny. And don't use Suri as an excuse, every other guess up there except for Jennifer and Renee have kids, and it's Hollywood. Kids know their mommies take off their clothes at work, NBD.

Principessa said...

You know what's funny? I think a lot of women don't consider Katie Holmes sexy. Pretty, sure, but no sex appeal, right? Wrong! Men LOVE her. I guess it's the wholesome brunette/girl next door thing, I dunno, but I know a lot of guys who just think she's smoking, whereas I think Jennifer Aniston has one of the best bodies in Hollywood, and although I know she's a bitch, I find her really enjoyable to watch in almost anything she's been in, but men do not like her.
I guess there really is a disparity between "guy-sexy" and "girl-sexy".

BlindItemMe said...

Count me in :) love it!

Unknown said...

Joan Cusack FTW!!!

Principessa said...

Did you even read it before you passed judgement on us? It's well-written, tongue-in-cheek, actually makes Suri seem more like able and less insufferable, somehow, and it's actually an original idea for a blog. What makes it so despicable? The author isn't following Suri around snapping her picture. If you want to rail against someone for exposing a child too much, start with TMZ or Radar or People or Us Weekly, and of course don't forget TLC. Sexualizing toddlers is fine, but providing a hilarious narrative to existing pap photos of Hollywood kids is disgusting?
My dear, I think you have it backwards.

PugsterMom said...

Read the blind carefully and it has to be Katie.

Count Jerkula said...

About any celeb doing a Playboy spread: Over airbrushed + no butthole pixxx = pass.

To do it w/o being naked? Puh-leez. Yeah, that would dispell the uptight theories. #Delusional

Moonmaid said...

I was thinking Demi Moore.

Andrea Garner said...

Renee Zellweger.

MadLyb said...

Katie, though Jennifer was the first person who popped in my head, but I guess Brad was many years ago.

mistang said...

Yes, Katie Holmes was in The Gift and she was very topless. She had a pretty nice figure, too. So, it might be something she is willing to do again if she can define it as "tasteful."

BlindItemMe said...

You are awesome @principessa! Not even suri can resist Louis bullock! :)

BlindItemMe said...

Nah it's because it was LL that it didnt work! :)