Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Stole $15K Worth Of Clothes From Scary Movie Set

Besides showing up late for work and being a general pain in the butt, Lindsay Lohan also managed to steal about $15K worth of clothes from the set of Scary Movie 5. According to Radar, the clothes were just sitting there all alone on wardrobe racks and Lindsay could not resist the urge to touch them and then hug them and then stuff them in her purse and run as fast as her streaked tanned legs would carry her while also trying to light a cigarette and looking at the latest presidential polls, you know, because she is mad crazy about the electoral college. The producers just let her keep them because, you know they are not coming back. Once Lindsay has something, it is as good as gone. This also means that the next time she ever gets a movie role she will feel she is entitled to steal again because nothing ever happens to her.

33 comments:

Cassiopeia said...

The last line says it all.
If you are going to associate with someone with a history and rep like Lohan then you almost deserve to get screwed.

Barton Fink said...

It would be unhygienic to wear clothing she has touched anyway. Let the skank have her swag. They get a story and some publicity from it.

Anonymous said...

Hollywood, STOP GIVING HER WORK!!! I'm sick of this bitch!

Hammer_Girl said...

I'm at the point where I say good for her. Steal ALL the clothes next time so maybe dumbasses will quit hiring her skanked out decrepit ass.

Silly Girl said...

WHY is she still around?!?! STOP HIRING HER!! Wow, do I need to make all the decisions around here?! ;)

MontanaMarriott said...

LL is a student of Madonna's school of thought, "any publicity is GOOD publicity". So most money hungry producers feel that she will bring in the crowd because of all her shenanigans thus the reason they keep hiring her.

Barton Fink said...

Madonna. School. Thought. I've never seen these words linked before!

hunter said...

Things will not end well for this one. Even Charlie Sheen and RDJ were able to admit when they were crackers. Not Lindsay.

Downhill, downhill...

Ari said...

she is beyond ghetto

Roman Holiday said...

She is on the road to death! Sorry to be so harsh but I just can't see her coming back from her drug induced delusion!

Ms Cool said...

LOL @ Barton Fink.

@hunter - this trick might live forever. She keeps getting chances and keeps having birthdays.

hunter said...

While I reluctantly agree w/ Ms Cool, look how far she's fallen in just the last three years - face, hair, teeth, mystery chin bloat, theft, theft, theft, trailer destruction, theft.

Just sayin...

.robert said...

Here's the plan:

Develop a fake movie production
Put hidden cameras everywhere on set
Hire Lohan
Profit

DewieTheBear said...

I still feel sorry for the woman who allowed the Liz & Dick production to use Taylor's historic trailer, only to have it trashed by Linds & Co. The Hollywood fools who keep hiring this wreck have no excuse, but I can see a private person presuming - or being overtly assured - that a production team is going to take responsibility for the safe care a borrowed item, especially something like that and not expecting Lohan to still have been allowed to destroy it.

a non a miss said...

.robert- thaT sounds like a plot for Argo 2

misspeg86 said...

Oh please...*hands someone a gun*...just put me out of my misery. Whether she is 'working' or not, I'm having trouble accepting that we will never stop hearing about her!

Glitter said...

This is not going to end well for LL.

MISCH said...

NEXT TIME, Please BAN THE BITCH from all film and television sets including cable ........Does anyone really want too see her ?

Unknown said...

How is this not a felony? I really don't think she'll ever be held accountable for anything

ljsmed said...

OMGosh, SHOCKER...

yodelay said...

I hope they didn't pay her in full upfront. If they were smart, they & anyone that hires her in the future should pay her only after an audit of the set for valuables.

But really, if you hire a career criminal, what do you expect? Once a thief, always a thief.

CantHaveMyPurse said...


Horrible bitch is horrible.

crila16 said...

Yet people keep hiring her and letting her get away with it.

Silly Girl said...

Shouldn't this effect her parole?! PLEASE?!

SusanB said...

I can only assume she has some really good blackmail on someone so that she keeps getting hired. If we could just figure out who she's blackmailing........

Mango said...

Jeez, how large of a purse was this bitch toting?

OT: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Boring sold their wedding photos to People??

auntliddy said...

she is nuts. thats the kind of thing to expect if u hire her. dont be surprised. We dont know whats twirling around in her dina/michael infested brain.

OneGirlRevolution said...

shocking.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Winona Ryder has NOTHING on this bitch.

disenchanted said...

One day she's going to steal from the wrong person. Get while the gettings good, Lindz.

mooshki said...

People love a train wreck. Everyone I know is dying to see the Liz & Dick movie, because it is going to suck so hard. The publicity they just got for the movie is worth a heck of a lot more than 15 grand.

Margaux said...

What- the fuck -ever.

Margaux said...

I just yawned.

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