Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Cee Lo Accused Of Sexual Battery

TMZ is reporting that Voice judge Cee Lo Green is being accused of sexual battery and that the LAPD is investigating. Cee Lo says he has not done anything wrong and even had one of his friends vouch for him who said Cee Lo would not hurt anyone. Apparently the friend was not aware of Cee Lo's previous arrest for domestic violence. The thing is a lot of the details check out on this. The LAPD went to a restaurant where this incident happened and Cee Lo says he has not been to the restaurant in three months. No one has said that it happened less than three months ago. Many times people wait and I'm guessing whoever the victim is that they waited. Maybe Cee Lo groped someone or grabbed someone in a sexual manner.

86 comments:

Vicki Cupper said...

So his cat finally talked. Good for her.

Christina said...

Did he pull a Big Ben?

libby said...

When someone denies an allegation with the words "I would never..." or "...to anyone", they are not actually denying the incident in question now.
It's the technique police use for statements. It's very hard for your brain to let you lie, so guilty deniers always SEEM to deny, but their words actually say nothing specific.

EmEyeKay said...

Ohhhhhh, Vicki... :)

Cee Lo creeps me out, I can't watch him. Really.

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libby said...

That was worded badly. Here's my armpit as an apology. A balm for any owwie!

Henriette said...

Geez that's one gross pic of CeeLo with his gut hanging out.

S.joy said...

Is it bad that I laughed when I got to the word "groped?" Ceelo has the tiniest arms ever! lol... can't picture him trying to grope at anything. I would twist those lil suckers behind his back so quick if he tried anything with me.

surfer said...

Libby, don't let the troll get under your skin. We love your photo.

EmEyeKay said...

@surfer, are you talking about yesterday? I noticed someone had started in on Libby again. Jeeeeesus.

Amber said...

LOL S.joy! Little T-rex arms can't reach anything ;(

lakeuniongirl said...

s.Joy: YES! That's the first thing I thought. Whomever he groped would have to be really close to him in the first place to get those tiny arms beyond his own girth.

shauniebear said...

His peen is buried under that ginormous fupa..no worries.

Maggie Casey said...

LOL S.Joy! RAWR!!! Yea I also get a really creepy vibe from him too

surfer said...

Em, yup. Someone named "Daphne" in the Random Photos #3, posted to pick a fight. Someone who just created an account. Hmmmm.

Agent**It said...

We're gonna get yelled at for "fat shaming" ...... how about: he has been gifted with massive amounts of decaying flesh ....

EmEyeKay said...

@Surfer - I re-read just now (yesterday when I checked there was only one comment from D) - something seems fishy to me, too. Someone wants to stir that pot!

Christina said...

I think D doesn't realize how protective we can be about each other.

Agent**It said...

I think the unlovely Daphne is a recreation of a current poster .

g.strathmore said...

Man, I hate it when someone whose music I like turns out to be a creep.

Amber said...

LEAVE ARMPIT ALONE!

libby said...

Sorry to bother two threads about it this morning ladies. Reese made the comment earlier, so i looked back.

And ITA, the person who complains is always a one-off, but it sounds like maybe the same person to me. It's a fairly literate jerk with okay grammar.

At this point, like 5 years (?-IDK) with this photo here--the more 'they' whine, the more I'm tempted to magnify the damned thing!

Frufra said...

Love my early morning CDAN folks :-). Y'all crack me up without fail - hee hee cat, tiny arms, fupa - all gold, guys! Oh, and my day would be so much darker without Libby's avi - love you, you stinky thing :-).

Frufra said...

And libby, your comments are pretty good, too :-).

Christina said...

Libby, you should photoshop some super gnarly hair on it.

S.joy said...

@Amber, Lakeunion and Maggie: lol! We're so bad... I get a little feisty when reading stories like this though. Always imagining what I'd do in a similar situation.

Vicki Cupper said...

Photoshop a 19th century mustache and monocle on it. lol

I went back and read the comments. I'm thinking it's one of the people that used to cause problems. Too coherent to be Steppy. Not self-righteous enough to be Layna.

libby said...

You guys are so funny! Thanks for your chivalrous defense, in my absence.



ImLi said...

Lol. That's a good way to put it.

hothotheat said...

@libby Exactly. I've been reading a book called "The Gift of Fear" and it says that when backed into a corner and liars HAVE to answer a question, they will twist words around to make it sound like a denial but its not. One of the hallmarks of lying manipulators is the response "I would NEVER do that" when asked a direct question.

I hate that I like Cee Lo's music. But I do. Plus he's a cat lover.....

SusanB said...

I don't know his music, but I saw him in a commercial where he had the nicest white T shirt with green sparkly stuff on it that I really want for myself. Agree with libby about his "denial".

S.joy said...

I saw Daphne's comments ... this person has GOT to be a troll because she was trying very hard to be offensive and combative. Jerk.

Libby: your pic cracks me up every time I see it!

Sherry said...

Nice picture!

goes in circles said...

Hottoheat
Exactly, instead of "i did not do that"

Libby
I love you and your comments and your pit.
I like smelling my arm pits. Lol
I love Vicki's suggestion of stache and monicle.
I was born and raised in Europe and i think we have less qualms about our bodies and it!s various functions.

Ugh. Once again pardon my poor English and hasty tap tap typing and auto correct on my phone. I feel like i should put this disclaimer at the end of all my posts.

SusanB said...

Just went back and read Daphne's comments. I gotta start coming back here in the evenings.

As an aside, in my dating days north of here, I was in a dating chat group that met a few times for a safe "meet & greet" type of thing. I found that the people who were nice in the chat room were nice when I met them. The people that were arrogant assholes in the chat room tended to be equally obnoxious in person. So I tend to assume that the personality I see here, I'd see in person. To use a phrase a lot of people hate - I'm just sayin'

ReesesPeace said...

His arms are feaking me out! And I'm almost in tears, as usual, with the comments.

Mother Campfire said...

I don't give a shit. The only reason I came to the comments was to contribute MOOBS.

Amber said...

Hold on...I'm on the photoshop for Pitstache w/a monocle. Give me 5.

EmEyeKay said...

I agree, I think it's an old poster with a new name. Usually new posters don't attack other posters within days of showing up.

Vicki Cupper said...

Do it!!!! It reminds me of an episode of You Can't Do That on Television when Moose was growing out her pit hair and she lifted her arm there as a little beard and mustache. Fucking hilarious.

libby said...

Thanks again. I love the comment-ers here, because they make unfounded shit-stirring UNWELCOME.
You guys are so great!

Amber said...

Okay... see if this link works. I've named it: Sir Pitstache.

Stacey Charter said...

hahahahaha I am laughin my ass off at these comments - the mustache and monocle on libby's armpit would be Perfection. The tyranasaurusceelo arms - i always say that too - all you have to do is back up a few inches and he can't get ya. As for ceelo himself - i always get a creepy vibe from him as well.The denial? Someone in the comments one time sent us to a website about analyzing what people say to see if it's true - i can't remember what it's called but it was fascinating- and i remember it mentioning the phrase I would never etc-Libby , was that you?

ImLi said...

Do it libby! I honestly don't get the issue. You and the pic are hilarious. I have read this site for over three years and only recently started commenting now and then. I've noticed a new crop of a holes in the comments lately.

ReesesPeace said...

Amber, I'm rollingggg at your photoshop. Good grief, I'll never get to sleep now!

libby said...

Stacey, that technique is called "Statement Analysis". But be careful if you google---there's a blog that is called that, but the blogger there has posted many racist & sexist opinions. I would NOT recommend going there.
But there is good info about SA through the google, otherwise.

Vicki Cupper said...

Amber, that picture is art!

Tuxedo Cat said...

@Amber Sir Pitstache is truly disarming!!

RedHeadMed said...

Amber, I'm CRACKING up here in my office and have garnered some quizzical glances. That is some excellent photoshop skills and libby should make this her pic ASAP. Pure gold.

As for CeeLo, he reminds me of a T-Rex with those tiny arms and hands!

msgirl said...

Yep I miss all the excitement in the later hours! There's a candid shot in my HS yearbook of me in Libby pose. Humiliating for a 16 yo!

ljsmed said...

T-Rex hahahaha, that's awesome!!

Amber said...

Hahaha glad you guys enjoy! Maybe we should ALL make it our av in a show of solidarity!

canadachick said...

bahahaha good one Amber

Vicki Cupper said...

LMAO! Good idea! I think I will.

Amber said...

Done and done.

VargasGirl said...

Or was it the parrot??? Polly wanted a cracker indeed!

Vicki Cupper said...

Vargas, maybe he was caught teaching his parrot "Polly want a pecker?".

yawnathon said...

@Libby - lady, I've been reading your comments for how many years now? It feels like forever. 5 years? And I think your photo is tops. I can't believe some people get weirded out about it. It's not weird.
@Amber - you got some skillz
@Vicki - I'm glad to be reading your comments again. I missed you around here. Your post to me when I had to put down my cat baby will forever stick in my craw. In a good way.

Sugar said...

You did NOT just make a reference to You Can't Do That on Television!! I watched the shit out of that show growing up! So funny

dia papaya said...

CeeLo creeps me out. Tiny arms and giant belly not a good combo.

Amber loving your photoshop skills.

I love how we all support each other!!!

urban chaos said...

I'm convinced CeeLo really doesn't have T-rex arms and it's an optical illusion. ;)

He really does think he's one sexy MOFO though, doesn't he? Look at that face, he's totally saying "wanna piece of me?"

Jolene Jolene said...

Everyone just ignore that Daphne troll. She's so obvious about it and just wants to start shit. Whatever.

auntliddy said...

he looks like buddha!!!! if it was groping, he shld pay a price. why cant people behave???!!!

yodelay said...

O.M.G. There are a lot of assholes in this world, but I refuse to believe there is more than one asshole around that cares that much about an underarm of all things. Of course the troll was a troll, but since I came to the Sandy post late, I'm connecting the dots & thinking a clearly disturbed individual is trying to poke the CDAN bear (not you Libby, CDAN as a whole).

yodelay said...

Oh, and -CeeLo, say it ain't so!

ajg74 said...

Hey everyone. Frequent lurker, 3rd time poster :). Anyways, I just wanted to say I hate it when Ent only posts half the info. CeeLo stated he hadn't been to the restaurant in 3 months & that nothing has ever happened there or at any other place. I happen to love his song "Fool For You"

Amber said...

@yodelay - I think that's a very good line of thinking. And re: your response to me there, commenting to yourself sounds like way too much work! lol

Stacey Charter said...

Thanks Libby!

Sunny said...

I only have time to read 2 posts today, and I'm glad I picked this one!!

S.JOY - You made me day with your comments
Amber - You are a jack of all trades. You never cease to amaze me with your humor and talents
Libby - We expect that avatar to stay until the day this site mozies off into the sunset
Yodelay - I think you are probably right with your assessment :)

Amber said...

Awww Sunny Thank you! You just made me feel a little better today :)

85134943 said...

I have to be honest - and I mean no offense - but I did get, for lack of a better word, grossed out by the armpit picture. It literally made me nauseous, and I would scroll passed it as fast as possible, so I wouldn't have to look at it. Thus, to state that "it's not weird/offensive/repulsive" as a fact, is false. How you perceive this picture is subjective, some people tolerate it and some people don't - I belong in the latter group. So, to say that the picture doesn't bother me would be a lie.

That said, I accept the fact that it's there, that is her right and it's not as if she's breaking the moral code - ergo, she's not doing anything wrong.

Also, I appreciate her, most of the time, rational and somewhat mild comments - which is a rare thing in the online comment sections. Especially the recent comment on statement analysis, as I was just about to mention that.

surfer said...

Great point yodelay.

Love the av, Amber!

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OMAMA is BROKO said...

doesn't anyone remember what happened between him and that foreign journalist a few years back????

he totally sexually harassed her and she didn't say so much, nor press charges, but wrote about the "interview" in detail.

Silly Girl said...

I spend one morning in meetings and miss everything!! aarrggghhhh!! Love the pic, though, Amber, great job!

S.joy said...

Thank you Sunny! Hope you enjoy the rest of your day!

shiny_special_one said...

OMG, that Photoshopped mustache and monocle might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. LMAO! Props to Amber.

Amber said...

It was Vicki's awesome idea! I just executed it. :)

Lucas said...

Ha! GREAT reference! Loved that show as well.

85134943 said...

Omama is broko:
No, I don't recall reading nor hearing about it, but it doesn't surprise me. I have, however, observed his behaviour on The Voice, and as I told a friend of mine some time ago, I don't think it would be a good idea for a girl to be alone in a room with Cee Lo. His somewhat sexually aggressive behaviour may be indicative of a person who could easily cross someone's boundaries. Ergo, a person who has a hard time taking "no" for an answer to their sexual advances. And like another poster pointed out, by statement analysis, his/his friend's denial isn't an actual denial per se.

Lucas said...

Yes!

BostonGirl said...

Just last night I was telling a friend how he gives me the creeps. I was explaining to her its not what he says but how he.says it that just gives me this icky vibe. Sadly this does not surprise me. I think he doesn't know boundaries.

Lucas said...

Done.

Lucas said...

Oh, and thanks for the shout-out yesterday. I am only half zombie today and back at work.

Robert said...

A little late, but, what the hell...I'm in!

Barton Fink said...

libby, the "never" comments are often evasive, I agree. One of my acquaintances has a 19 yr old unemployed son hanging out with an unemployed skankbag and when asked about drug use, he always says, "I never use drugs." The beauty of the "never" statement for adolescents is that they can believe in themselves if they say "[Although I got high last night, it was an aberration and] I would never smoke marijuana." The part in brackets gets thought, while the other part gets spoken.