Monday, October 29, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

Ben Affleck takes the kids to dinner last night.

The sad thing is that this is not even a Halloween costume for Christina Aguilera.
Christina Hendricks drags her husband to a club opening in Vegas.
Jessica Alba and family as the Incredibles at a Gwen Stefani Halloween party.
Harper Beckham learns the wave as Russell Brand and Gordon Ramsay watch David Beckham take off his shirt and stare in awe.
Victoria checks Harper's hair for stray food particles.
This is Deryck Whibley and his girlfriend who dressed as Avril and Chad. How come Deryck's girlfriend didn't go dressed as Avril?
Hilary Duff and the family go out for lunch this weekend.
Another Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel wedding photo.
Justin Bieber goes all gangster for his latest tattoo. Almost wished it said, "Give A Hoot, Don't Pollute."
Joseph Fiennes out with his family over the weekend.
Jwoww and her soon to be husband this weekend. She looks way better like this than how she usually dresses.
They hired Katherine Jenkins to sing the anthem but she just wanted to tell everyone first that she did not have sex with David Beckham.

33 comments:

discoflux said...

I'm sure Christina Hendricks doesn't have to drag her hubby anywhere. I'm fairly certain he follows very happily.

Answer: Because Deryck is too short.

parissucksliterally said...

I love The alba-Warren costumes.

Bieber is such a fucking moron. He will regret getting so many tattoos at such a young age. He should wait longer, he has no idea about permanence.

Jazzy said...

Uh-oh. Body language in that Christina Hendricks photo doesn't look good. Blind item reveal? Body language in the JT wedding photo looks about right. She's leaning into him, looking lovingly into his eyes. He's pulling his face back from hers and has his hand is in his pocket. Free Jessica!

Sunny said...

@Disco
Wasn't Christina H the popular guess who's husband is cuckholded? (I don't even know if I'm using that word correctly. Do you know which one I'm talking about?)

Color me Whaaaaaaa? that JWowww didn't dress as a slutty nerd for Halloween. I think she looks really cute!!

Alma said...

Loving all the cutey babies! And just to be a jerk i give timberbiel two years. Joseph fiennes is great in american horror story. That is more like casual sinday for aguilera....ha ha sinday that was a mistake but i like it.

Thanks a lot kid from sum 41, now i have that stupid skater boy song in my head. I hate being reminded avril lavigne exists.

Sunny said...

Oh and I adore the Incredibles costumes too. My 3 year old daughter doesn't like any Disney princess stuff (much to the dismay of all her little friends) but she freakin LOVES the Incredibles. If our family dressed up like this for Halloween she'd FREAK! (But I don't think there's a chance of getting my fella into red tights)

discoflux said...

Sunny - Cuckolded. And yes, the popular guess but he was also a happily willing participant in it as well, according to the blind. And, they *are* just guesses to what could be a bunch of non-information anyway.

To me they just look like a normal couple walking into a place holding hands. I know Mr. Disco and I aren't constantly making google eyes at each other or holding hands like we're holding on for dear life.

Del Riser said...

Justin's tattoo looks like something a third grader would ask for if they were allowed to get them. What's next a unicorn?

Sarah said...

Jessica's dress looks like someone threw a red sock into the wash. I've seen good pink wedding dresses, but like most of their wedding memorabilia thus far, it missed the mark.
Does it seem to anyone else that the day was about Justin, to the exclusion of his bride?

Sean said...

Awesome Incredibles costumes. And Christina Hendricks in a red dress. Holy Crap. That is the type of woman wars have been fought over.

NapAssasin said...

well said @del. Keep making those awesome life choices, Beibs. Please reference any boy band who's faded away to nothing after their career stalled and the girls quit daydreaming and got a real boyfriend.

Happy Monday everyone, two days until Halloween!

katsm0711 said...

Doesn't the pic of Justin and Jessica about to "kiss" remind you of when Michael Scott kissed Oscar to show he's not homophobic?

curlyhairslacker said...

Love the Incredibles costumes!

Joseph Fiennes wife is gorgeous just standing on the street in normal clothes.

While getting my hair done the other day, I read the Kneepads article about the wedding. Nothing memorable at all.

JSierra said...

Bahaha yupp Kats.

Ohh Bieber. I bet he has an inch worm tat on his peen that grows into a mighty caterpillar when he listens to One Direction (1Direction?).
He doesn't know he's beautiful.

Sylvia said...

Ben A. making up for his unfaithfulness LOL

Jessica A. and her family look cute as the Incredibles.

Harper looks so cute..

Gay Justin and Biel, I feel 5-year contract..

Justin ButtHead Beaver, so he thinks he looks like a man with another tattoo...

LOL@Katherine J.

Basil said...

Shouldn't Joseph Fiennes be battening down the hatches for the big storm when it hits Briarcliffe? I am pretty sure the newly possessed Sister Mary Eunice is going to be a handful.

Jwow does look great. She should normally keep the slap off, or at least tone it down because she is very pretty without it.

CherryGirlMandy said...

Not to be petty, but if it's cold enough to put a hat on your baby you should also put on shoes and socks.

Frufra said...

Not to be a big pain in the ass, but some young 'uns won't leave their shoes nor socks on their feet - they peel 'em off as quickly as you can put them back on - and usually chunk 'em far, far away, too, before you even notice. Unless they're tromping around in snow, their feet will survive :-).

Cornbread said...

Katsm - YES! So awkward.

I actually didn't recognize JWoww (too many Ws, by the by) but she does look halfway decent, and normal. I've always thought she would be MUCH prettier without all the goop on her face. And the ill-fitting clothes.

Is that Geoffrey Arend? If so, I had no idea Christina Hendricks was married to Schnozberries. But there's another actor who resembles him that I consistently confuse him with.

msgirl said...

Fufra- hats didn't last long on my son either.

Mango said...

@ Sarah - Gawker had an article about that!

@ katsm0711 - LMAO!

Brenda L said...

Awww Ben, put the penis away and be grateful for what is at home!

ruby said...

Posh seems like a good mom whatever her marital issues she clearly loves those kids IMO

Chole said...

What better reason to have that song in your head than a guy dressing as his ex wife for Halloween!

Lee Tanner said...

As soon as I saw Bieber's tattoo all I could think was "Put a bird on it!"

Christina A., please look below at Christina H. For tips on how to love and work your curves without looking like a reject from the Dr.Phil show.

Gossiping Gertie said...

My deep dark dirty shame... I love me some Russell Brand. And Gordon Ramsay. I know. I'm gross.

Now that my grossness is know to you all- how happy am I to have a pic of them together?!?!? Thanks Enty :)

dia papaya said...

Baby Harper!!! I want to gobble you up!!! In a tasty little meat pie. She is SO precious!!!

And how random for Russell B to be hanging out with the Beckhams and Ramsey's. I love how both families just love their kids. They seem really well adjusted and dare I say normal?

** Yes, I know that I have a totally weird fetish. I love to eat the cute little babies bc they have really soft skin and smell good. Please don't turn me in to the Po Po. I wouldn't actually eat one. Just slobber all over it like a St. Bernard **

Mooshki said...

The snozberries taste like snozberries!

CanadianMiss said...

Haha @dia, I love to nibble on babies too. My youngest is 2 and I still like to chew on his arms.

Ashlea said...

I try not to judge other ms but i was just thinking th same thing. His little tootsies must be freezing!

sylmarillion said...

Is Justin B. a secret potterhead? The owl seems to be sitting on a broom.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Pretty clever there, Deryck Whibley!

How bad is JWow's personal style that we all think she should dress in Halloween costume more often?

E Gee Be said...

Dia, I routinely say I love the baby smell so much, that I'm going to smell the youth right out of them, sniff them into preschool... I got to hold a sleeping 8 week old today for an hour, it was heaven...
It's weird, not completely funny that Derek dressed up like his ex, move on dude. Consign on the adorbs costumes, this site makes me like Jessica Alba more all the time, she seems like a fun mom.