Friday, October 12, 2012

Random Photos Part Two

Demi Lovato going all Stevie Nicks meets Debbie Gibson with this look.

Fergie all dressed up as Lindsay Lohan for Halloween.
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale take an LA fall stroll which means bundled like the North Pole on top while still wearing flip flops.
This church wins the award for best Halloween display.
If you click on the photo to enlarge it, you can help tell Jenny McCarthy which ones are circumcised. Seriously.
Kate Bosworth and her new lips.
Kelsey Grammer wears his baby in the airport.
Kate Hudson and Katy Perry in a battle of the cleavage.
Judging by the look in Sarah Jessica Parker's eye, I'm guessing she had a drink or two with Chelsea Handler.

54 comments:

Ingrid Superstar said...

That poor child is being smothered with Frasier's manboobs.

Barton Fink said...

What does Kate Bosworth do for cash? Those, cough cough, appetite suppressants must cost a fortune, and her work history is kind of less than stellar.

skimpymist said...

Omg love fergie's lilo impersonation and I love demi but not the tights. I bet they cost more then my whole outfit. Kate hudsons the blind about the actress in the plane

Sparkwee said...

Shouldn't the caption read Kate Hudson with Kate Hudson ;)

Roman Holiday said...

Fergie looks just like LL there! those men need bigger underwear:) I hate those stupid front carrier thingies for the babies!!! Hold your fucking kid in your arms - Idiot!!!!!

Cecilia00 said...

Cue Lindsay complaining on Twitter that Fergie is making fun of her and threatening a lawsuit...

NapAssasin said...

kelsey, I know you like dressing up in girls clothes. it's cool, no big deal, but you cannot FORCE THE BABY INSIDE YOU in order to feel more like a woman. Put. The. Baby. Down.

DD Lovato- fire your stylist or yourself.

Chelsea-I too am a shameless enabler and plan on looking as undergrad drunk as SJP shortly.

MadLyb said...

My co-worker looks and talks EXACTLY like Demi Lovato. She's very bubbly and will say anything. Sweet gal.

Cathy said...

I'm all for baby-wearing, but I'm pretty sure the baby isn't supposed to be smothered in the process...

smashbash said...

Napsassin- you are in my brain! I totally thought it looks like his belly is trying to swallow the poor child!

Ferggie as LILO! It is brilliant.

Maximus said...

Dad, on that church picture: "alrighty - nice but bad theology. Apperars to be christ, who may be lord & savior, et al, but the father is his father, ergo, nice pop reference, but as with everything f*cking christians, very selective on their own source documents"

I lol'd.

parissucksliterally said...

To be fair to Gwen, maybe she just got a pedicure?

Katy wins cleavage hands down.

What is that face SJP is making?

Mitchellaneous said...

Fergie has never made me happier.

horroreyes said...

Fergie looks JUST like Lindsay. And Kate Bosworth is a hot mess.

hunter said...

Is Fergie seriously dressed as Lindsay and not just wearing a costume of a blonde lady?

Because if so, it's f'ing HILARIOUS and she looks just like her!

missmol said...

Okay-love Fergie even more now. This is my favorite set of pictures this week.

goes in circles said...

I had to look twice at Fergie/Lilo.
Wonder what ol Lindsey thinks of that.

YourNameHere said...

That photo of Kelsey & the baby....dear god I had to breath in & out of a paper bag with how claustrophobic it made me feel!

New Life and Attitude said...

Fergie looks great as LiLo. Actually she looks better than her and much younger.

Pookie said...

fergie nailed it! #love

teehee @ church sign. #lovethattoo

surely there's a less complicated baby-carrying contraption thingie? #dnl


tracynator said...

Are you SURE that baby is still breathing? That's all kinds of no...at least with my baby carrier I could still see my son's face. Where's the mom?

Oh, and on the JMcC pics, my guess is far left and far right are "cut". Nothing impressive, however. ;)

PotPourri said...

Camille would have never let Kelsey get that kind of publicity with her.

MrWolf said...

Isn't Katy Perry's birthname also Kate Hudson? Is that why they have a shot together?

It's not like they're making a movie or an albulm together as far as I can tell.

__-__=__ said...

SJP and Chelsea Handler would be a fun happy hour!

Sunny said...

I think if I had Fergie's cool kimono, I would instantly become more sophisticated, poised and glamourous.
Until I opened my mouth. Love the Lilo impersonation along with all the other peeps

As usual, I love Kate Hudson's dress. I think she has the best style EVAH and I'm still serious about that Burglar Bunch plan of mine. I think I recruited Curly Haired Slacker, but I need another lookout

@Ingrid
You got me again, Sucka!

Renoblondee said...

@MrWolf, yep, Katy Perry was born a Hudson. She wins.
You guys already said every single thought I had re: Fergie, Kelsey, and Bosworth.

CamColty said...

Lol what I was going to say

helenf said...

The baby-wearing pic makes me all kinds of nervous.

Baby-wearing is great, stretchy wraps are great, but the baby HAS to be be able to breathe.

I really hope someone steps in and tells him before there's yet another tragedy in his life. In fact hope the little one is okay now!

Popnursing said...

Just like the white-winged dove.....


and I like Kate's new lips.

astrogirl said...

Making that poor baby forcibly inhale that sweaty oaf is just cruel.

BubbleKitten said...

Dear Demi,

Bitch please, I did wore tights like that in 94....when it was actually in style.

Moving on. I think SJP thinks that's her sexy face. Did anyone see the pics that were released of Katy P with Half Sac after his murder suicide? I didn't realize how much work she had done on her face!!! She looks so different now and looked totally goofy back then.

M said...

SJP doesn't need a drink, she needs love & a more food. Child actors don't end up as very happy adults. Sarah Jessica Parker was supporting her entire family starting as age 4 in "Annie", soldiering on supporting Robert Downey Jr forever & ever-she didn't even end up with an Ironman tshirt. The happy fates of child actors is my favorite topic.
FormerCriminalProsecutor
As always ; M

dia papaya said...

Fergie! You made my day! Right down to the head tilt. I can almost hear the exasperated sigh. And she needs to send that wig to LiHo cuz it looks 10x better than her current "hair".

Also loving Star Wars church!

g.strathmore said...

Damn, those guys are hot. I'm salivating.

dia papaya said...

LOL astro! At first I thought it was pregnant man again. That poor baby that thing. Hanging like a potato sack.

chopchop said...

I came in here to comment on that Kelsey Grammer baby photo too. That makes me panicky. I tried the baby-wearing thing but it didn't work for me. Front carriers hurt my lower back something fierce and the couple times I used a sling, I was paranoid baby couldn't breathe. In the end I just held all my babies in my left arm and did everything one handed. That included making bottles & hand washing them too. Oh yeah, I'm a superstar.

astrogirl said...

Hi dia, how are you lovely lady? Those little legs hanging out makes me think of Land of the Giants, a hokey old TV show I used to watch...

KPeony said...

Kelsey looks like he's in a PG version of Total Recall

KPeony said...

Kelsey looks like he's in a PG version of Total Recall

Lauren said...

Seriously? I fucking died at your post about checking the circumcisions. I'm a certified fact checker in that field of biology and I douched my sinus cavity with a nice cheap Italian table wine. It's shit like that that keeps me here. Enty=Corky.

dia papaya said...

Lauren, I totally blew up those photos to examine! I wish we could open those packages ;)

Margaux said...

Fergie as Lindsay Lohan is a bit of a mindfuck - I don't think it's a compliment that Fergie is almost indistinguishable from Lindsay Lohan here ...

Lauren said...

DP-any package inspection has its risks! Good thing we also like to live dangerously.

Lauren said...

Margaux...I'm with you 100.

E Gee Be said...

Margaux (one of my all time fave names) I totes agree, crazy how much they look alike!

Solus said...

Oh jeez, I hope that's just your Kelsey Grammer hatred making you unnecessarily judgemental! After carrying, rocking, bending over to change a baby all freaking day long those carriers are amazing. Much less stress on the back than holding a baby for hours at a time, and you've got hands free. I fucking hate people who parent other people's kids, especially in irrationally criticising something most babies adore!

Michelle130 said...

How many anti-front baby carrier people actually have children? My kids loved them, and believe me, if a baby is not content, everyone knows. A front baby carrier is similar to swaddling, and all four of my kids loved to be swaddled as tiny babies. A happy baby and two free hands to care for other small children, or get some housework done is a great thing.

tamarind said...

Kelsey looks creepy.

curlyhairslacker said...

Hi Sunny! I love Kate's red dress, we'll definitely make sure we get that one, lol! ;)

therealjadedentrepreneur said...

If Demi Levato was any faker, she wouldn't even exist.

g.strathmore said...

@KPeony, LOL!

gr8p said...

Is Kelsey Grammar suffocating his child? That cannot be healthy!

WUWT? said...

SO....I was recently at a used CD and DVD store. I was looking at used CDs, wondered about used DVDs of TV shows, and happened BY MISTAKE down the aisle of used porn DVDs, male porn. The title of one was whatever it was, with the words "Hot and Uncut!" after it. And I thought, uncensored? or....?

Tuxedo Cat said...

Wow, Fergie was in rough shape herself a few years ago....