Monday, October 29, 2012

Random Photos Part Two

When I see this photo of Angelina and the kids, I get the feeling that Shiloh watches the Ocean movies a lot and that she is still ticked off that the other siblings all got roles in Angelina Jolie's movie, but not her.

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, Jennifer Aniston was introducing her breasts to Drew Barrymore and her husband while Justin Theroux looked on.
Jennifer's breasts then said hello to Cameron Diaz before
saying goodnight to Salma Hayek.
Will Ferrell was there with his wife, and was sorry he missed Jen's breasts.
Robert Pattinson didn't even care.
And Psy only wanted to see them if they were Gangnam style.
Amy Adams brought her own so was fine without seeing Jen's.

71 comments:

JSierra said...

I still think Will is the answer to that racist actor blind. I have yet to find a costar of his who is not white.

msgirl said...

Jen put your breasts away, we've all seen them. They're lovely but start accepting you're getting older and loving other parts of your inside self.

Lucas said...

Are you trying to ruin it for everyone msgirl? Jen, darling, you wear those puppies loud and proud whenever you want. Especially when photographers are around.

auntliddy said...

I read that Shiloh got bored on the set ,and opted out of being in movie. Those three look like clones! I know its wrong but i enjoy watching the kids grow up.

commandeered said...

wasn't shiloh in Benjamin Button?

M said...

children please
google formercriminalprosecutor

suri's burn book is very informative

Roman Holiday said...

I love Jen's breast!! They are spectacular:) Amy's dress is just awful the color and the cut!
I think Cam Diaz also had on some atrocious yellow dress - these people need stylist's stat!!!

noseygal48 said...

Wow I though dee gave birth already. Jens breasts are ridiculous....

katsm0711 said...

YOURE ANNOYING GO AWAY NOBODY LIKES YOU OR WANTS YOU HERE!!!

Everyone else stay here on CDaN.
How many kids have Angie and Brad created together? I thought just Shiloh but those others look exactly the same.

celebrity gossip hag said...

Knox is identical to Brad!!

yodelay said...

Wow, Jennifer looks fantastic. But do tell, why doesn't Rob care? ;)

Alma said...

Katsm! Glad to see you are doing ok. I think they have three. Shiloh then the others are twins. Knox and .....i doubt even she remembers.

JSierra said...

@M Please stop the shameless blog plugging!! If anyone wants to ditch this site and go to yours they will absolutely do so, you don't need to leave comments defaming Enty and his credibility (we are perfectly capable of deciding what to believe).

And I read your blog. You could learn a thing or two from this site rather than hopelessly bashing everything about it.

msgirl said...

is katsmo talking to ME???

msgirl said...

Ohhhh phew it's that m person.

Jeneral said...

Michael Clark Duncan, Taledaga Nights.

MISCH said...

Amy that dress looks like a squeeze jar of mustard...

Roman Holiday said...

I looked at M's blog and there is no new info - it is a rehash of everything we already know! She just puts it in a lenthy post to make you think you are going to read something juicy!

@Katsm, my thoughts exactly:)

JoElla said...

Dang what did I miss gang?

rejectedcarebear said...

If you have read anything M has posted here, its basically what her blog is. She repeats herself constantly and every new post is about 50% of the previous posts (ex- the Winona Ryder and Johnny Depp posts) and she constantly talks about how drop dead gorgeous she is and how amazing her body is. No one cares.

libby said...

Nice conspiracy, Enty, but Shiloh got bored with her role, and quit because she wanted to.

Jen's boobs look saggy, I'm sorry. I know these two posts in a row seem like I'm one-sided, but I'm serious. I saw these boob pics yesterday, and all I could think was how SWEATY her boobs must be underneath.

---

JSierra--IKWYM about Will Ferrell, although I don't want it to be true.

discoflux said...

LOL No, msgirl. She's talking to M.

slgkrc123 said...

@M Why are you still on this site after bashing it to much on yours? Is it because you know the only way to get anyone to look at yours is if you shamelessly plug it on here? You might as well be one of the annoying pop ups.

@rejectedcarebear Hahaha agreed about her constantly talking about how supposedly attractive she is

Alicia said...

I read the same about Shiloh. Speaking of Angie's kids Jesus did they win the genetic lottery! Shiloh is going to be stunning when she's older.. Boy clothes and all. I love her style .. Not since Maddox have I seen that much swag in a kid. Too cute

Ingrid Superstar said...

JSierra - What about that Spanish language movie he recently made?

katsm0711 said...

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @SLGK YOU ALMOST MADE ME SNARF MY WATER BECAUSE YOU CALLED M A POP UP AD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WORST INSULT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

curlyhairslacker said...

I usually think Jennifer looks great, but I don't think this dress is very flattering. Meh.

Drew looks great, I love her hair color.

I think the Jolie-Pitt kids are pretty freakin adorable!

The Black Cat said...

Libby, I agree about Jen's boobs looking saggy. I'm hoping this is her last hurrah for them and she will put them away, only for private viewing sessions.
Biels boobs are almost non existent.

"YOURE ANNOYING GO AWAY NOBODY LIKES YOU OR WANTS YOU HERE!!!". Oh that's going to work like a charm, but seriously, M is the least of the annoying people on this site.

JSierra said...

@Jeneral and Ingrid ohh forgot about those. Ever since I read that blind I just feel like he fits better than anyone else I can think of. But that could very well mean I just suck at these.

Maaayyybe M is Enty!

Just kidding she probably jizzed in her pants at the idea of someone thinking that.

Silly Girl said...

I love that I'm not the only one M drives crazy!! @katsm, that was awesome! I totally knew who you were talking about! M just throws up last nights dinner and calls it gourmet. Nothing new at all.

Chismosa Street said...

Salma's covered bewbs>>>Jennifer Aniston's bewbs

PixieVintage said...

Thank you libby.
I have thought her boobs have looked saggy for years. Especially cause she hasn't breastfed and lost all their bounce.

libby said...

Ingrid--I'm pretty sure the blind subject was specific to disliking black people. I could be wrong though, and I'm lazy.

Will Ferrell did a movie called "Semi-Pro" about the merger of the ABA into the NBA in the 70's---and I think he had ONE black actor in it. Andre 3000! A 1970's basketball movie with 99% white cast is just dumb. It was based on a true story--and I can see it being interesting to pursue, but the mostly white cast seemed very forced.

His wife is Norwegian--which would be an attractive ethnicity to someone who really cared about being 'sure' of his wife's Caucasoid bona fides.
I hope that doesn't offend anyone, because I'm not advocating the idea, I'm just thinking aloud how the pieces might fit.

misspeg86 said...

I'm with you on this one @msgirl. Girlfriend has a fantastic bod, yes she does, but she needs to dress more appropriately because in my opinion, she's starting to look a little tacky.

misspeg86 said...

Oh god, I may get crucified for this but does anyone else think thst Brad and Ange's biological kids are not very good looking kids? Just, you know...with such genetically blessed parents, you think they would have been dealt a better hand? But then it's probably too early to tell...

parissucksliterally said...

I think Jen looked great.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Shiloh!!!

DewieTheBear said...

Though I think it was a mistake to not cast more black actors as ABA players, it's a Will Ferrell movie, which means that it's an arm-fart caliber comedy (from which I took my username). I don't think the casting is a historical affront, or indicative of racism on Ferrell's part; I do think it was a huge missed opportunity to put Woody Harrelson in as a former Celtic player, given that the Celtics (though quite white during the '70s) were the first NBA team to yield an all black starting five.

Jessie said...

I love the horse outfit the girl twin is wearing. So cute. Shiloh is one of those 3 going on 30 kids. We might have another Dakota Fanning on our hands.

Frufra said...

I will never understand why girls think their boobies look good all smashed down, a la Anniston. Lift and separate, girls!!

ButterKwup said...

misspeg- I think they look exactly like a mix of their parents. Personally, I find them adorable, but Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne are all exactly like that old Conan trick of smoothing two celebrities together to get a baby picture. So they've got Brads forehead and Angie's mouth and so on. Attracting parents don't always make attractive kids. Just ask my folks.

CanadianMiss said...

Sorry Jen, Salma's breasts will always win. Hands down.

rejectedcarebear said...

Will made a movie last year called Everything Must Go. His co star was Biggies son. I hope Will isn't a secret racist.

Cornbread said...

Katsm, thanks for saying what many of us are always thinking. ;)

Isn't Salma a funny color? Like too green? Is it possible to have a green tinted bronzer? It just looks off to me.

I love the color of Amy Adams' dress, I always think bright and unusual colors work on us ginger ladies. But, I would've gone for a more flattering length/style.

PugsterMom said...

Sorry but I'm grossed out by those saggy breasts. Trying way too hard.

Labybug42 said...

I've never had a child, but seen enough pregnant women..but doesn't drew look more pregnant then just having a baby..I know she just have her daughter so she has baby weight but that seems to round? Or was this before she had her baby?

ruby said...

Drew is prob still bleeding like crazy and has the post preg bloat. It happens as the body loses all the extra water. Normal IMO. Pattinson looks drugged. Jen's boobs r like most post 40 year old boob: saggy. She should cover up IMO.

lc said...

I watched the movie 'Everything Must Go' and his costar as a young man named Christopher Jordan Wallace. Also, Michael Pena starred. Okay movie, not the usual Will Ferrell schtick.

katsm0711 said...

@ruby you bleed after having a baby?

lc said...

I love Shiloh! I think Ang and Brad are gonna have quite a time when she grows up, judging by the look on Shiloh's face in this picture. I think she's gonna 'outbad' Angelina! Look out!

Lauren said...

If I had tits like Jen, or even close, I'd rage those bitches. All day. Every day.

LiteraryLauraEtc said...

I love Amy's dress

Texshan said...

Katsm, your question wasn't directed at me, but I'll answer it anyway: yes, you bleed for several weeks after having a baby. Your uterus has to shed the lining it's built up to nourish the baby. It varies depending on the woman. Some women bleed heavily for six weeks, some women spot for two weeks. Either way, it sucks.

katsm0711 said...

Thanks @tex I had no idea! When I ask a question I don't care who answers, the more the merrier! I "@" someone not exactly meaning I'm asking that person only, but so anyone reading my question will know what I'm referring to. Thank you! And yuck lol

goes in circles said...

Katsm,
How old are you?
You seem pretty immature.

lostathome said...

Those are considered saggy boobs???? Wtf. They look fine to me, especially for her age.

PuggleMommy said...

I think Aniston looks great!

Silly Girl said...

I don't think @katsm is immature, I think she just hasn't had a baby! I (at 35) wondered how you deliver a baby and do all that pushing without crapping everywhere! My BFF told me you WILL crap everywhere so don't worry about it! I was like, WTF?! I didn't know that?! I ended up having a C-section, so no crapping for me. But, the nice nurse did 'clean' me up after I went to the bathroom the first time after. Yuck.

PuggleMommy said...

I'm 26, and had no idea a woman bled that long after giving birth. Now I have something to look forward to when I start having little ones! Blech!

goes in circles said...

Just in general...and the "yuck" part...although it is.
I apologize for being rude. I am over tired and worried about my family on the shore and my bf is being a ding dong and this and that. No excuse for being a ding dong myself, Kat. I hope you are doing well and weather this storm honey.

goes in circles said...

I didnt get to crap all over in front of everyone either. Lol
C section here too...and yeah. Fun being cleaned by strangers while lying in bed half drugged!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Well I am currently rocking the almost 40 year old boobs (December, holla!) and am breastfeeding a wonderful little boy that still has me bloated like a ginger sausage, oh yeah! I will send out virtual brain bleach, sorry about that mental image!

Maja. With a J. said...

You know what, if I have boobs like that when I'm in my forties (ain't gonna happen, but a big chested lady can dream...*L*), you bet I'm gonna let them come out and say hi to everybody. All the time.

cowbulls said...

JA needs a new fashion advisor. Her breasts are no longer an asset and in fact look droopy. She needs to draw attention AWAY from them and back to her face and hair.

smash said...

At first I thought it was actually a low plunging neck. It is actually that flesh colored nylon in the center, so it makes sense her boobs are kind of squished in. Refering to Jennifer Aniston, her hair looks great though!

Thank you for the birthing info. As a 25 year old I am clueless. My friends with kids had C sections.

V said...

Catching up on my CDAN reading and have learned sooo much! Hurricane drink...LR..."M" being a pop-up ad, or herpes, you pick...and bleeding for 6 weeks?! Brain is on overload, but a great distraction to my random Monday eveningmotorcycle stalker.

To everyone in the path of Sandy...please stay safe. Thoughts and prayers with you and your families...xoxo

Henriette said...

Not everyone craps when giving birth. I gave birth vaginally and didn't crap. Of course that was something I kept thinking about. I bled for about a week after birth. It's different than period blood.

JA needs a new stylist. I'm tired of all the basic black or white dresses. I swear I've seen this dress before on her.

Drew doesn't look bloated. She looks like she's still pregnant.

The M poster is annoying. She does not write very well for being a "former criminal prosecutor." She writes as if English is her second language, which I believe it is.

Silly Girl said...

@Henriette, I thought English was her second language, too! The writing is terrible and in no way makes me think she's legit.

Henriette said...

@Silly Girl
There was a funny thread about her on the Data Lounge about how her blog is all over the place. It never stays on point, but meanders everywhere. It was really funny.

She's definitely not a native English speaker. She makes mistakes like my former Russian students do with the misuse of capital letters and love of the ampersand (&). The ampersand is not meant to be used in general writing. It's for titles and names.

I'm an English prof and picky.

Silly Girl said...

What is Data Lounge? I'm sort of new at this whole gossip awesomeness. :)

Henriette said...

@Silly Girl
Data Lounge is a gay gossip forum. Here is M's link:
http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html?t=12039472#page:showThread,12039472

The thread cracked me up.

Silly Girl said...

Thanks, @Henriette. It's a humorous read, but sort of pathetic. I honestly don't like how she bills herself with credentials, yet no one could seem to find them. I am not going to google her, nor am I going to do any research, so if she's reading this, she can save her breath. It's fun to read the threads, though! Thanks for posting!