Friday, October 26, 2012

Shocker!! Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Have Trust Issues

Kneepads really went out on a limb with their latest story. See, this is what they call news. They probably talked to a thousand people and made sure they would not hurt any publicist feelings and then did a reader survey to make sure they would not offend anyone and then they ran the story that says that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have trust issues. I want to use every crutch word and since it is Friday, I think I will. Really? Seriously? What makes you say that? You mean to tell me that when people cheat in a relationship it leads to trust issues? Shocker!! The thing is Kneepads probably really sweated this one out. They don't ever want to be more bland than the food than you get on an airline. If they get any spicier they get really nervous and think the 55+ crowd who reads their magazine will stop reading. Oh, and that they will offend a publicist. They are probably whittling their nails down to the bone right now wondering if they have screwed themselves out of the wedding photos because of their common sense article.

20 comments:

Mywar said...

Nooo... Surely not!

MISCH said...

PLEASE...............

Amber said...

Who do you think will get the big cover story when they officially break up after Twilight is over? I'm going with KS. I feel like it would be beneath RP.

Renoblondee said...

Lol Enty

SusanB said...

I'm so sick of hearing about these two.

AKM said...

I am, too, SusanB. I have NEVER understood their appeal, because for one thing, I find them both tremendously unfortunate-looking. Boring, bland actors as well. Don't get it.

Robert said...

At least one of them seems to have had trust issues long before the Stewart/Sanders story broke. Rob's the only person I've ever seen on Twitter who routinely deletes his tweets after he's done them. I've seen people do that when they've tweeted something controversial or something they think may potentially be libelous, but Rob does it systematically and on a routine basis. He might tweet, for example, "It's a nice day," and within minutes, the tweet's deleted. I'm not sure if he's a little paranoid, or if he thinks that anything he communicates in any way is so precious that he can't bear to let it out of his sight/hearing, but to me that's very odd behavior.

Syko said...

AKM, with you on that one. I have never thought either of them was attractive.

As for People magazine...if I EVER buy one it is just to keep in the bathroom. I'm over 55 and I wish they WOULD spice it up a little.

Jess De la croix said...

Robert, I've seen your name and that same photo used in other another website that had an article on Rob and Kristen and you were clearly all about Kristen love and Rob dislike. I think you may be biased when it comes to these two, most people are, but I don't get where you are getting your info that Rob has a twitter. I mean a legit one, not one people believe to be Rob just because it follows his friend's twitter accounts.

hunter said...

barf barf barf

hothotheat said...

This is just set up for the eventual breakup of this faux relationship.

"Rob ultimately realized he just couldn't trust Kristen and they parted way. Amicably, of course."

lostathome said...

What?? Why would they have trust issues?!

crila16 said...

Really? Why? Because they have a faux relationship and he sleeps with everyone, and she sleeps around too? I don't understand.

nevermindthat said...

Fake ass relationship

mngddess said...

I. DONT. CARE.

A piece of white paper is more interesting than them.

babo said...

Is there a picture of them somewhere where their eyes are FOCUSED and where they look like they had a shower recently?

Nina Roux said...

I don't understand why ENTY cares what People, or anyone says about this "couple" that s/he has always maintained is a fake relationship anyway? I guess in order to get the website hits simply for writing about them...this is a subject where ENTY has no credibility, IMHO. Regardless of how one feels about KS, RP or their real or fake relationship, why comment at all?

ruby said...

Enty has No credible info about these two. His old source Nikki Reed was frozen out of their circle in 2009 and he's been filling in the blanks with bs ever since. He's contradicted himself several times actually. I fear we'll never get the real scoop on these two hipster douchebags and exactly how much of this is PR and how much is a real relationship/friendship

Mooshki said...

What kills me is that she's getting 100% of the blame, when we all know he screwed other people while they were together. I hope that if they break up for good, K.Stew outs him on that. But I guess then she'd have to admit that their relationship was largely PR-based.

Henriette said...

This is the fakest relationship I've ever seen. Back together just in time for the last film. What a coinkidink? I can hardly wait until these two fade away.