Monday, October 29, 2012

Tom Cruise Security Guard Shoots Stun Gun At Neighbor

A man who lives next door to Tom Cruise's house accidentally ended up on the wrong side of the fence after he got drunk and got shot by a stun gun by one of Tom's security personnel. I'm grateful that the guy was not armed with anything more lethal than a stun gun, because it was not like the guy was trying to get inside Tom's house. Allegedly the security guard saw the guy on the fence, climbing on it and shot him. The man was given a trespassing ticket and taken to the hospital to have his wounds treated. Tom has a pretty extensively wooded property, but I'm shocked the security does not know who the neighbors are, because there can't be more than one or two adjacent neighbors at the most because Tom lives on a corner, and I think owns the property next to his too. The incident happened last night about 930pm. Apparently it is a shoot first, ask questions second kind of yard.

26 comments:

BitterBlondin said...

Well if you live next to Tom Cruise you should probably know better than to get drunk and climb his fence.

BitterBlondin said...

Just reread that and it said accidentally. So nevermind.

B. Profane said...

99% certainty that the guard is a Sea Org zombie indoctrinated to Taze, then Taze again any intruder, even a known neighbor. And then take the fall for the excessive force criminal charges.

libby said...

As soon as Tom's fence earns its OT-7, it will be INCAPABLE of being breached. When a fence is needed, it will be the ONLY fence that can step in.
I'm surprised TC has let his fence slack on its Co$ payments.

SilverOnyx said...

Lol @ the comments!

MISCH said...

Never move near Tom

Topper Madison said...

Good for them! I'd shoot some idiot trying to climb into my yard after dark, too. Moron.

Patty said...

The neighbor was probably being glib!

Agent**it said...

I hope it wasn't Shelly.

Glitter said...

So any citizen can own a stun gun?

cc423 said...

How is this even legal?

goes in circles said...

If he lives on a corner and owns the property next door how can he have a next door neighbor?

timebob said...

to be fair, the neighbor is an SP

ldylkng said...

probably some guy trying to escape, not break in! lol

CanadianMiss said...

Thank you @Libby! :-) You made me smile.

auntliddy said...

that is the security guard's job! The drunken fool's job is try to get home while he still knows where his house is. mb he van go to narcanon, or whatever cos thigy they have,

Lucas said...

Ha! Good one, Libby!

FalseProfit said...

TC does NOT live on a corner lot. His lot is actually burried bewtween two lots, so it's set far back from the street (Calle Vista Dr.) by a long driveway.

Byron Allen lives directly to the East of TC, maybe he's the one who got shot.

libby said...

To be fair....Byron Allen might deserve it for his inexplicable ability to keep getting celebrity interview shows that come on only at 3AM.

YAY! Some people got my Co$ joke! I never forgot that interview in which Tom declared himself a super among men.

Mary Anne said...

I want a stun gun for when I walk home late at night.

Marna P. said...

Come on Enty, you've seen the size of the lots in Beverly Hills. The houses are set so far back from the street I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't know their neighbors. I've seen Tom's house and you can't even see it from the front gate and I don't see him as the type to be socializing with the neighbors. Also it was a stun gun, not a real gun. Sounds like the security guard was just doing his job.

And yes, I hate myself for defending anything Tom Cruise related.

feraltart said...

Apparently it was an Aussie who couldn't get into his house (he lives next door to Tom), & tried to climb the wrong fence. He was also severely intoxicated, sigh.

Alicia said...

Hahahahha

Egyptian Ankh said...

Long time lurker, first time poster. D listed has the picture of the neighbor and damn! He can climb my fence any time! I live in Texas so shooting first and asking questions later is the norm here.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I'm pretty sure CAA agent Kevin Huvane lives next door to Tom Cruise, brother of publicist-to-the-stars, Steve Huvane.

Amy in MI said...

It was a friend of Kevin huvane.