Friday, November 02, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

 THIS hunky A-lister is getting calls from his desperate C-list actress ex-wife – she was famous when he was struggling – because now she’s hoping he’ll help HER with her floundering career! But the still-bitter actor wants nothing to do with her. Who are they?

43 comments:

Amber said...

I was thinking Ryan Reynolds and ScarJo but the rankings don't work. :/

Cathy said...

The ratings work for Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Esposito, but this IS national enquirer and I don't buy it for a minute.

ABlake said...

I really hope BAG isn't considered 'hunky' and certainly not an A lister. I know he has that new show "The wedding band" coming out but please don't let this be him.

BubbleKitten said...

How about Bradley Cooper and his ex Jennifer Esposito? I hate that he could be A list though.

BubbleKitten said...

Jinx!

Cathy said...

Jennifer Esposito would make sense, especially since she was more famous than him at the time of their marriage and she was recently let go/quit from her show. But given all that enty has said/hinted about their marriage, i don't believe this blind for a second!

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

Tom Cruise & Mimi Rogers?

Cathy said...

Tom Cruise would be higher than A-list. I'm thinking the "hunky" part is a nod to Bradley's sexiest man of the year bullshit award.

Amber said...

Why would BC be bitter toward JE? If the rumors are true, she caught him in bed with a dude, and he beat her.

Cathy said...

@Amber - this is a NE blind, not Enty's - they always seem to have on rose-colored glasses :)

PugsterMom said...

Ashton and Demi

Sarah said...

Ashton and Demi came to mind

Cathy said...

Ashton and Demi aren't actually divorced yet (haven't even filed) and I don't think her career was really much better at the time they got together.

Amber said...

@Cathy - very true. I was wondering who/what "hunky" meant by their standards, as well.

canadachick said...

Brad and Jen - Pitts

hothotheat said...

Brad and Jen do fit but you know those calls are being intercepted by psycho Jolie.

Lol @amber. That sum-up is even funnier if you include the BI that's supposedly about him having pinky size d*ck.

ekb4409 said...

Brad and Jenn don't really fit. He was already a big movie star when they got together. Not exactly struggling.

BobNYC said...

@hothotheat - what rumors about Brad Pitt having a pinky-sized dangler? Have you not seen the pics? Google it! BP is huge!

kelly said...

how about Demi & Bruce?

Jodell24 said...

Alec Baldwin/Kim basinger?

Jodell24 said...

Alec Baldwin/Kim basinger?

msgirl said...

Brad? Jen as C-list desperate? Hardly!

I got nothing.

Debutante said...

Ashton and Demi.

He is now the highest paid actor on TV and is pretty powerful with buying into Twitter.

Talk about Good Luck !

Jeneral said...

What would be have to be bitter about?

Sherry said...

No Bradley Cooper with the teeny weeny.

hothotheat said...

@BobNYC I was responding to Amber's post about JE finding BC in bed with a man and then BC beating her.

There was a BI about an A list actor with a small wang. Most popular guess was BC.

I've not seen photo of BP's (allegedly) large wang. Link?

kioik said...

Can you people please stop talking like Enty's blinds have anything to do with the truth. Someone else posted on another blind that she didn't think anyone here took them serioulsy. It seems she is wrong. Just because a actor is a popular guess to a blind, doesn't mean he is like that in real life. According to you BC is a violent, womenizing gay man with a small penis, and the sad thing is that these totally unproven rumors are printed as facts other places on the net. Keep in mind what Enty writes on the bottom on this site ("Crazy Days and Nights is a gossip site. The site publishes rumors, conjecture, and fiction. In addition to accurately reported information, certain situations, characters and events portrayed in the Blog are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.") and treat it as the entertaining bullshit that it is. Fun to read but nothing more.

Mayrose said...

Simmer down now kiosk person. Don't play the game if you hate it so much. Problem solved and less stress for you. Just treat it as the entertainment bull shit it is and don't take it so seriously.

Anna said...

I thought the "small" guess was Gerard Butler. Any guy who goes to the gym gets this rumor, because of steroid effects.

feraltart said...

I like the Alec/Kim guess.

Me said...

What about Jennie Garth and her twilight ex?

Smokey772 said...

I am on this site almost everyday but not a frequent poster, Bbut since it's being brought up upthread, I'm going to go ahead and make this comment. The number of trolls on this site have increased a lot. If you don't like the site, the content, or the blinds, don't come on the site. If you have complaints for enty, email him by clicking that yellow envelope on the upper right hand screen. Don't subject everyone else to your nagging and nay saying.

Glitter said...

kioik=Bradley Cooper or Bradley Cooper surrogate.

Kendall T said...

that thought popped into my head too but even with Twilight Peter Facinelli isn't even close to A list, I think Enty has referred to him as C in the past or possibly B- at the most

Other than that I have no clue.

Popnursing said...

Thinking of Alec Baldwin described as "hunky" made me vomit in my mouth a little.

amanda said...

I'm awful at these, but I thought Demi and Bruce.

amanda said...

I'm awful at these, but I thought Demi and Bruce.

g.strathmore said...

@BobNYC, Brad Pitt does NOT have a big penis. I don't know what kind of photoshopped gay porn you were looking at, but the photos I've seen show a skinny penis of average length.

Mystikchic said...

I have always thought that to be considered A list, an actor needed more than huge grossing films-they also had to have won an Oscar or Golden Globe Award.

In that respect, Alec Baldwin, BC or Bruce Willis don't quite fit. Kim Basinger has an Oscar and could still be considered A list-dispite the fact that she hasn't worked in quite awile. Also, Alec's career wasn't floudering when they were married. I really have no clue.

CarmeliteLady said...

Mayrose: love the simmer down now comment.
Oh Please Kiosik, why do you think that we should second guess any of the blinds? Because Bradley Cooper is hung and straight? How are you in a position to know for sure? And why do you care if you're not? " The disclaimer says: This is all supposed to be fictional writing for entertainment." Oh it's entertainment all right. But hardly fictional. Enty has accurately called many celebrity divorces, scandals, hookups, rehab trips, real stories etc. Do you really think that people on the inside of the entertainment industry have no insider information and dirt? Do you really think that all celebrities are squeaky clean and have no secrets or vices? Really? Really????

Silly Girl said...

Brad Pitt is normal size. Not small, not huge. Just normal. Or average.

chingers said...

@Mayrose: I cannot stop laughing at "simmer down now kiosk person."

@g.strathmore: Your scientific reporting (and Photoshop conjecture) is all sorts of amazing.

Whinemaker said...

Dennis Quaid / Meg Ryan?