Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Blind Item #3

This former A list reality star and now someone you probably would not want to spend any time has been trying her hardest to get pregnant and thinks it will give her a chance to be on top of the world again. Please do not let her be pregnant. If you have seen the way she treats other living things in her life, you would not want her to be either.

53 comments:

surfer said...

Ebola?

VIPblonde said...

Parasite Hilton

LottaColada said...

I'm guessing Paris Hilton with the other living things being her dogs.

Patty said...

Ding Ding Ding, I think you've got it!

katie said...

Paris. Ugh she ruined what would be an otherwise enjoyable episode of RHOBH. Talking about "her" concert. Opening for Jlo. (Outside in the parking lot most likely)

Maximus said...

It's Paris. And no, no one would care.

hunter said...

PARIS! Good God.

CJ said...

Eww.

Andrew said...

Paris, obviously. You know what might actually get her some of the attention she desperately wants? Growing up.

White lilly said...

Obvously, it's Paris.
If she has as much STDs people say she has, maybe she would be able to conceive which, in this case, would be a blessing...

Cheryl said...

Yep, Paris. Supposedly she's been contemplating this for a while. I wouldn't be surprised if she just rented a kid for photo ops.

Sherry said...

Great answer Andrew. Yeah hate to admit it but I saw a bit of RHOBH but as soon as Paris came on I changed the channel. Can they see when you do that so they know never to give her any airtime ever?

smiley said...

Paris. I guess she thinks she can get a nanny to do all the hard work while she gets the publicity.

Count Jerkula said...

Come on, the easiest way to get her off the media's radar is for her to be in jail for locking her baby in the closet and forgetting about it.

Anna Nonymous said...

Super easy, Paris. And by that model she's supposedly paying 100k a month to be seen with her?

phoenix said...

Interesting. Now Paris is copying Kim. The wheel has come full circle.

Tuxedo Cat said...

I don't think Paris has the self-discipline it would take to not drink / do drugs for 9 months. One has to be able to look after oneself first.

VIPblonde said...

@phoenix Nah, the wheel will come full circle when Paris gets knocked up by Ray J :)

NomNom83 said...

Paris totally deserves some screaming, needy, incomprehensible newborn to be the boss of her.

Unfortunately, no newborn deserves her, so...

Pogue Mahone said...

LeeAnne Rimes?

phoenix said...

lmao VIPblonde, and would be a tabloid chitstorm too.

Alma said...

Isn't that what most of these awful things do? When i see someone call angelina jolie such a great mom it shows how gullible people are. This team of nannies will keep you alive. Mommy will be back to take you to the toy store or mcdonalds so you don't forget who i am.

J Sara said...

To be fair - lots of people refuse to give that up when expecting - I don't think she'd be able to do it either, but that doesn't mean she'd avoid getting pregnant because of it

yodelay said...

Wonky McHerpes for sure.

MISCH said...

Considering how many people she's responsible for infecting I be shocked if a living thing could grow in that body..

parissucksliterally said...

G-d FORBID Paris get pregnant! I hope all her STDs have made her sterile.

Basil said...

Paris of course. The only thing that surprises me is that she hasn't done it before. She started her slide once her first show was over, and Nicole went and had children and Kim K started getting popular. THEN would have been the time to do the baby thing. So it makes me wonder if she indeed cannot have children.

Molls said...

Paris Hilton. She's reached the desperation point and will do anything to get back in the spotlight. Isn't she paying that young model to be with her?

RocketQueen said...

Well, if what they say about her vagina is true (didn't she easily slip a cigarette pack full of coke up there in front of someone before a flight?) at least her labour will be easy.

But in all seriousness...that poor kid. That poor, rich kid.

Cheryl said...

Nasty visuals RQ! Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Redd said...

oh my Rocket Queen, I bout peed over that remark!

sylmarillion said...

Oh dear. Paris for sure. Poor kid. She will treat it like an accessory and forget which nanny she dropped him/her off with after a day or two...

KPeony said...

BRB shower to clean the vomit off of myself after these visuals

dragon said...

Being Differ Heidi and Spencer?

Gabby said...

I hope to God that she's sterile from cavorting around during her party girl days. Otherwise, we all know she wouldn't be able to give up drugs/alcohol during her pregnancy, and that kid will end up messed UP. It hurts my heart to see babies born with such issues just because their parents were too selfish to adequately care for them in-utero.

Sherry said...

RQ: Lil babe looks so sweet! Nice to have you back.

Just Another Girl said...

Like @Sherry, I saw Paris on the RHBH last night and started cracking up. When the show first aired they wanted her on but she thought she was too big for the show. Now it looked like she was front and center just trying to get some Real Housewives celebrity! The times have changed and Kim K and her clan should take note. Whether it's Paris or the Hills people, or Jersey Shore, these reality show people always fade away.

Mango said...

@ Just Another Girl - EXACTLY - She was too cool for the Real Housewives show and last night she graced the show by making an appearance, sauntering into the gallery with that bizarro prancing hips first walk of hers. My, how the mighty have fallen.


That poor, rich kid.

@RocketQueen - I could be wrong, but I don't think her money is trust fund Hilton money; I think she earns her own bank and it looks like that well is drying up. If she's not already doing it, she's going to be a yacht party girl with Tara Reid very soon.

plrtz glrb said...

I'm genuinely surprised she hasn't had a baby yet. after all the publicity and money Nicole Richie got for selling her children's souls.to people magazine, I really thought Paris would have done it sooner

Lulu G said...

This isn't even blind! I hope I can catch the latest RHOBH epi because apparently I missed it. Or maybe my Tivo recorded it later on I hope! Was going to echo what a few others have said, how she was too good for RHW but not anymore! LOL

As for her money, I do not believe she really has any 'Hilton" money. Unfortunately she probably has amassed quite a fortune from all her noteriety entirely on her own. Porn flick, perfumes etc. I thought some of her fragrance did ok?

crila16 said...

Paris...hands down.

nudibelle said...

Paris the plague

MalibuBarbie said...

Paris. Can't someone implant birth control rods, the next time she's in for plastic surgery? God knows, it would be a public service to the rest of the world.

RocketQueen said...

Thanks, guys!

Mango - well then I change my second comment to just: "that poor kid" ;)

skimpymist said...

@countjerkula did you respond to the spreadsheet wipeout question yet?

Ray said...

Parasite should be steralized!

Swaysway1 said...

Or if she pees on Ray J

g.strathmore said...

She is a disgusting human being.

hollywood dime said...

Paris is such a trash box. I've met THREE separate guys she's given herpes too. THREE! and one of the 3 passed it to a girl friend of mine. Paris is a cesspool of disease. I swear if she gets pregnant before I do this year, you will see me on tmz for blowing up Hollywood.

Count Jerkula said...

@skimpymist: I know not what you speak of. I was working all day and just sitting down after dinner to peruse the site. Hopefully I catch it.

Diana G said...

@_@
Wow, that's crazy!!!

Count Jerkula said...

Found it. Taken care of. I didn't mess with the spreadsheet. Thank you for the heads up.

JSierra said...

Wiped out celeb spreadsheet=first world problems.