Thursday, January 24, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Michael Cera goes boom on the red carpet.

Michael Fassbender filming in Ireland. Rainy. Looks like LA today.
Also in Ireland is Maggie Gyllenhaal and also filming a movie.
Not in Ireland or filming a movie is Mila Kunis. She did just eat sushi though.
Trying to hide out from the press on a beach did not work for Sheryl Crow.
Taylor Swift as Rapunzel.
Beyonce as Alice In Wonderland, but what about Lyle Lovett and Oliver Platt? Gold my friends.
Tori Spelling spends some time with her son.

76 comments:

Redd said...

Let's get a count on who would be interested in a Taylor Swift free February.

Ingrid Superstar said...

Is Maggie Gyllenhaal filming a Dumb And Dumber sequel?

VIPblonde said...

At first glance and before I read the caption, I thought Tori was dressed as the Cheshire Cat! LOL

H said...

Omg! Ingrid made me blow coffee put my nose. so funny. I think tori should give up the fake blonde. She looks much.....less ugly as a brunette.

smiley said...

Taylor Swift looks good as Rapunzel.
Sheryl Crow's sons are adorable.

Agent**It said...

Ireland: Councilmen in Kerry, southwest Ireland, passed a motion this week asking the government to create a permit that would allow isolated farmers the ability to drink a few pints and then return home in their car, or on their tractor, without fear of being busted.

I love my Irish heritage:)

hag said...

Fassbender. Hot damn.

JSierra said...

Redd I second that.

I watched penis in Shame last night. Oops I mean Micheal Fassbender. He and Jon Hamm should start a long dong club.

H said...

Also the look on Ceras face is freakin priceless. Have you ever been so drunk you just like topple over and your like wtf??? I once flipped over in.a lawn chair twice I'm the span of 5 minutes at a party. My face looked the same.....both times.

LottaColada said...

What are these creepy Disney character pictures from? Are they photoshopped for laughs?

@VIP hahaha she does look like it!

"Michael Fassbender (the f is silent)"- Michael K

Sherry said...

Who did the pictures? Very nice but the Rapunzel is photoshopped like mad.

Sheryl Crow looks like a good mommy as does Tori.

I just saw that picture of Michael Cera on DM.

greenmountaingal said...

@Redd count me in for a Swifty free February. Add Beyonce and the Kartrashians to that list.

I like Maggie G, but that hair! Eek.

I don't get the whole Fassbender is hot thing.

Sheryl Crow looks happy.

LottaColada said...

@H, I think he "fell" on purpose. Or so it looks like it in the daily mail.

mynerva said...

The councilman who came up with this is a publican, and is getting absolutely villified here for this. And the council has no power to make this law, so it's pretty much a publicity grab. The guy is a moron and comes from a long and distinguished line of morons, so, you know.

Not ranting at you, please don't take it that way. This story just further the worst possible stereotypes of us and I wanted to fill in some of the details.

Pini 27 said...

greenmountaingal - If you've never seen it watch Hex, an old UK show Fassbender was in. He played a demon and was HOT. I loved him back then.

Layna Day said...

No blogger should have to censor their content just because we readers don't know how to skip over stories that bore/annoy us. I know Enty asked us, but my opinion stands: write about what you want and if I'm not interested, I'm grown up enough to ignore that post.

The Disney pics are part of the Disney World ad campaign. They have been featured in magazines for several years. The Beyonce pic is a few years old. The Swifty pic looks new.

phoenix said...

@Pini, loved Hex and thanks for reminding me. I have the series on my PC and will have to marathon it some rainy day.

*jen said...

I'm in!

Agent**It said...

mynerva, no, I love it ! We were laughing last night that this has zero chance of getting through. What we loved was the tractor reference and we are all Irish (married to Italians, so we are diluted):) Always appreciate clarification, doubt that the USA papers will follow up, but 'we' will do it for you .

NaNa LaLa said...

I love the Annie Liebovitz Disney photos. But, I'm also a huge WDW fan...so there you go. My favorite (from one of my favorite rides) is the Jack Black, Will Ferrell, and Jason Segel Haunted Mansion one.

Sarah said...

HA!

RocketQueen said...

I'm with you, Layna Day. I skip over every single Bachelor or Real Housewives post...why waste my time opening the comments to declare how much I dislike or am bored by the post? Yes yes, I'll just complain about free content when I voraciously read the other 95%. NO SENSE, I tell ya.

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MonstersInc said...

Agent**It that councillor is not your average one. He and his family own pubs and their family is a political 'dynasty' of absolute stupid gobshites who keep trying to bring themselves some national publicity by announcing these kinds of ridiculous announcements. The only reason they keep getting elected is that they do favours for everyone in their area. They're a big joke to everyone here, so don't be proud even though I know you're being sarcastic.

Sorry if I sound annoyed but I'm just tired of Councillor Danny Healy-Rae and his backward family giving Ireland a bad name.

Agent**It said...

Roman, Great food, drinking and singing goes on in my house :)

MonstersInc said...

mynerva put it alot more eloquently than I could have ;)

prolixe said...

Skip the Bachelor/ette ones, too, and most of the reality ones... I only recognize them from Enty's posts.

Michael C looks exactly the way my brother looked when I beat the crap out of him (in the big sister way, of course, meaning no visible bruises).

Oh good graceland, more Taylor Swift, now she's a fairy tale. Can we make her SLEEPING Beauty? Like for a year?

I want to dislike Tori's "pram" and shirt and awful hair, but a mommy smile is a mommy smile and she gets a total pass here.

Agent**It said...

MonstersInc, no I am glad for your reference and the info on "Councillor Danny Healy-Rae" . Glad you take the time to share. I have http://www.irishcentral.com now bookmarked, thank you :)

whocaresnow12 said...

Maggie and Fassbender are filming the same film, not seperate projects.

Renoblondee said...

Sheryl is another one that doesn't seem to age.

ChrisO said...

Everything mynerva said. Morans is too polite a description for that family!

TalksTooMuch said...

I love Oliver Platt. LOVE HIM. Him and Jon Hamm are the only names on my list and if OP ever schedules a cameo on Mad Men I am on the.first.plane to Freakyville. Word.

MISCH said...

You just know Beyonce's Super Bowl performance with be lip-synced also...

mynerva said...

@agent - thanks for sticking up for us ; )

@chriso & @monstersinc - it could have been worse- imagine if it was Jackie that was being beamed around the world?

ChrisO said...

^morons even. Stupid phone :)

ChrisO said...

Good Jaysus

mynerva said...

Actually, @agent - you should google image Jackie Healy Rae for a laugh.

mynerva said...

Morto!!

MonstersInc said...

mynerva http://alturl.com/e24wo Did you ever catch him without the cap? ;)

Agent**It said...

mynerva, OMG, I have lost my dinner appetite.

http://www.sundayworld.com/columnists/amanda-brunker.php?aid=6715

mynerva said...

Oh god. My winter vomiting bug is back after that.

mynerva said...

Agent, he's the patriarch. That's who all the rest of his family want to be like. Great huh?!

short le chic said...

Me. Too!

Del Riser said...

Love, love, love Lyle Lovett and Oliver Platt, Beyonce could go down the rabbit hole and stay there.

Wee S said...

Ah the Irish chat on this thread is making me miss home so much - keep it comin'

And Jaysus is right, yer man Danny Healy-Rae looks quare inbred, does not does Kerry people any favours at all!

Sunny said...

I'm taking *online hypnosis courses, so let me give this a try . . .
Miiiiiilaaaaaaaa,
Give your jacket to Sunnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy

*disclaimer
I lie

Geebz said...

I'll take you up on that Redd!

Sherry said...

Lyle Lovett and Oliver Platt - Fabulous. However did such a nice guy end up with the horrific Julia is a story I'd love to know.

Ginnifer's gray room is gorgeous.

JSierra said...

Jackie Healy Rae looks like a giant bowl of tapioca pudding.

JSierra said...

LOL Sunny!

mynerva said...

Nothing does those feckers any favours. Biased cork woman here!

As far as I'm concerned the only thing Kerry people have going for them is they're not from Kilkenny.

mynerva said...

@JSierra - what did tapioca ever do to you?!!

Tuxedo Cat said...

I thought the Taylor Rapunzel photo is really cute. That was always my favorite fairy tale.

Wee S said...

Heh mynerva! Or from Tyrone - biased Armagh woman here :)

rejectedcarebear said...

@agent- my dads side of the family is from County Kerry and I'm named after it. I've been getting lots of comments recently (and I don't even live in Ireland!)

ChrisO said...

Mynerva that made me lol. As a Dub there's no love lost between us and the Cats either :)

ethorne said...

Who the hell is Lyle Lovette supposed to be?
Beyonce's "innocent" face is more like " The vibrations make me tingly in my Queenly parts"

Agent**It said...

Wee S. safety in numbers . What country are you in now?

MonstersInc said...

ChrisO I'm moving from Galway to Dublin in 3 weeks time...shitting it, haven't a clue where anything is hahaha!!

JSierra said...

Mynerva nothing! I llove it! Well at least I used too, after looking at that fine fellow I don't think I like it so much anymore.

Oh that was mean, he is an alright looking fellow.

If it's any consolation, my nickname is Pud because when I was a baby I was so fat I looked like a bowl of pudding. It stuck and my parents still call me that, 23 years later and all I am is pudding to them.

mynerva said...

You'll be grand! I've survived 10 years here, just remember a bit of the insanity from the west!

mynerva said...

I figured you were Tyrone or Armagh but I wasn't brave enough to call it - I'd be crucified for getting it wrong : )

mynerva said...

Chris, ye've taking a bit of a pasting alright the last few years. It'd be great to see the dubs getting a Leinster.

mynerva said...

It totally wasn't mean. If anything that was a flattering photo! He's AWFUL.

wacko jacko said...

Lol! she's so fug

ChrisO said...

Mynerva, we can live in hope!

ChrisO said...

Oh you'll be grand!! We're very nice here I promise :)

Kloie said...

Eh, Michael Cera is like the un-talented version of Jesse Eisenberg.

Jenn said...

Why is Maggie trying to bring back the Dorothy Hamill? It was an ugly hairstyle on everyone but Dorothy, and only good on her when she did those triple whatsits. The Disney pics do nothing for me.

lilo723 said...

Poor Tori Spelling looks more and more like Janice from the Muppets.

Tatyana said...

@Jenn said...
"Why is Maggie trying to bring back the Dorothy Hamill?"

She is in character for the movie and the director has made this decision?

Irishnurse said...

Fellow irish girl here, shout out to all my cousins across the pond the healy-rae's are crazy. Thankfully everyone know's it!

Selock said...

Disney photos = how far Annie Leibowitz has fallen.

Selock said...

For those who complain that Lena Dunham would be given no grief if she was a guy...I give you Michael Cera. Feeeeehhhh. :P

(I feel the same about the Gyllenhaals for that matter, of either gender.)

Wee S said...

Yup mynerva, even typing the T-county's name makes me shudder. Am partial to abit of Donegal though ;) Monster I might be heading to Dub for a wee night out in a few weeks, yeo!

Agent I'm living in the West Midlands in England training to be a History teacher - I have been assigned to devise a lesson on the impact of terrorism on the relationship between Britain and Ireland....yay.

Jacqueline @ BakeItWithBooze said...

Hahaha so did I!