Friday, February 01, 2013

Blind Item #2

This A list celebrity is becoming twisted and demented for being such a young tweener. with so many women wanting to have sex with him, he has a new game before he will consider it. They have to be with his friend or friends first and they have to have sex in a place they might get caught. Our celebrity really enjoys it when his friends take one of these women and have sex with them in one of his cars because he has cameras installed in the rearview mirror of the cars. Very very recently one of his friends was making such a sex run when something happened.

56 comments:

Cathy said...

Obviously Bieber.

Frufra said...

Obviously a reference to the pap hit by a car and killed trying to photograph B's car.

Renoblondee said...

Yes, but what happened? LOL

Renoblondee said...

Oh! Frufra, good catch! I need caffeine.

LottaColada said...

The police pulled him over? Whoever that guy was that got pulled over when the paparazzo died. The tweener is obviously Bieber.

Frufra said...

Reno, I've been up drinking coffee for three hours. I'll cover the early shift, you work the swing, ok??

Amber said...

And then there was the blind where he was pumped about getting an STD. Dumb girls.

VIPblonde said...

Child's play, Biebs. Come back when you come up with a real man's contest, like when the members of Mötley Crüe decided to stop bathing to see who could make a groupie puke first from giving head to their dirty peens

seaward said...

Sounds like a Lannister

Frufra said...

@VIP - OMG, was that in a book one of them wrote or what? That's totally disgusting and I totally believe it.

LottaColada said...

@VIP- grooossssssss! *gags*

phoenix said...

Thank you Frufra. I thought part of the article got lost somehow. So, I take it the car was parked while a friend of Bieber's was 'using' it when the pap was killed.

Penelope said...

Is Beiber a "Tweener" though? He's 18.

Penelope said...

*Bieber

Renoblondee said...

Frufra, deal!

prolixe said...

@VIP, I remember reading about that and GROSS.

Biebs has that problem some people have - once you start the kink, it has to get kinkier and kinkier until you hit rock bottom.

@Penelope, Enty calls celebs are who are popular with tweens "Tweeners."

Sparkwee said...

Definitely Beebs and Lil Twist as the friend probably..

@Penelope Tweener means the fan base not his actual age.

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VIPblonde said...

@Frufra Tommy Lee was talking about it on TV once. He thought it was hiLARious. I think it was one of those rock docs on VH1 about rock star debauchery

Tuxedo Cat said...

You know you have an ego problem when you are auditioning the hos.

Ms Cool said...

This whole blind is sickening and so is the discussion about Motley Crue. However, I had to laugh at the Lannister comment!

LottaColada said...

@phoenix, you would think the car was parked but it wasn't he got pulled over on the 405 and got arrested for driving without a license.

Frufra said...

Ohh, maybe Behind the Music - isn't that what it was called? I remember that Motley Crue's BTM was epic. Everything you'd expect from them. Oh, those wacky 1980's!!

Frufra said...

So, a note to groupie wanna be's - carry baby wipes in your purse just in case your dreamboat has stopped showering. Excellent.

ReesesPeace said...

He likes sloppy seconds? Is that what I'm reading here?

Gagging at the Motley Crue antics. /green

phoenix said...

@Lotta, ohh ok, thank you, and makes sense. Article says he making a "sex run" rather than in the act, and lucky for him too, lol

Penelope said...

Thank you for the clarification, Sparkwee and Prolixe!

Yeah, this is definitely JB. :)

Frufra said...

I think the Biebs is so freakin' bored that he's down to this - the sloppy seconds game, like Reeses so eloquently stated :-). To quote my dad, this kid needs a hitch in the Army to straighten him right out. Seriously, though, sounds like the dude needs a part time job so he doesn't have so much time on his damn hands. Idiot.

Basil said...

So what does he do with the sex tapes?

phoenix said...

@Reeses, I think he and his friends enjoy watching each other getting it on in the car for chits & giggles. Kids.

JSierra said...

Gah Seaward I am having GOT separation anxiety. Joffrey Lannister is the original Beaver.

VIP that made me want to vomit just thinking about a cheese peen. IDK who is worse in that situation, the groupies or the band.

nessa said...

i thought biebs was former A finally? damn you enty!

dragon said...

Biebs call me when ur like 28.

just curious said...

LoL

Sherry said...

I will never get that image out of my head VIP..Thanks! and ugh.

Lucas said...

@Reeses some people like to get their creamy filling without the sponge cake. If you know what I mean ;)

ReesesPeace said...

Ah, yes...thanks for the visual of twisted Twinkies! ;)

katydid said...

I'm glad I read this before lunch. Both are gross. I love the idea of Beiber being drafted, it was good enough for Elvis. Motley Crüe story is nasty, I'm still shuddering.

Molls said...

Ewww that twisted little Bieber. He's going to end up worse than Charlie Sheen.

Saritex said...

Buahahaha!

mell61 said...

Biebers car got pulled over yesterday with someone else driving and a woman in the passenger seat... wonder what was going on that drew the eye of the cops,

Turkish Taffy said...

Where's the "Easy easy" tag?

Ella Bella Boo said...

@seaward a lannister always repays his debts!

Xander Dyle said...

Does anyone know whatever happened to that girl who claimed to have the Bieb-baby? Did he ever provide DNA sample to compare? Was she proven wrong, or paid off to quietly go away? Her original story doesn't seem that out of character anymore...

lazyday603 said...

That Motley Crue story reminds me of the story David Lee Roth told about how there was always a color coded chart of the 1st dozen or so rows of each concert venue taped to the stage floor. If Roth or another band member spotted a young lady that interested them they had a signal they could pass during the show to their stage manager who would go to that seat & have the girl or girls in the dressing room before the band finished the show.

All about Eve said...

Joffrey and Justin....what a nightmare to be stuck in a room with those two!
I miss GoT!

yawnathon said...

Another Mötley Crüe story, from Tommy Lee or Nikki Sixx's autobiography: bunch of roadies hanging around with some band members watching a chick acting like a cat. Pissing in a litter box, the whole nine. They all ejaculated into their hands and had her "lap it up". I can't forget that story, but have trouble remembering where my damn keys are.

ellehpee said...

Pretty sure it was in one of the Motley Crue books where there is a story about the band members, a groupie, and a hotel telephone that is also pretty 'ick'.

Anyone surprised by what a little douche Bieber is should do some research about his father. He's learning from the best.

Tina Mallette said...

lazyday every band has their own version of ho wrangling as it is called, picking up the hot women to go backstage after the concert, I like watching it myself at concerts and friends of mine got to know a guy who was head of security for many tours boy did he have stories.

Tina Mallette said...

reminds me I gotta read those Motley bios LOL

feraltart said...

VIP & Frufra, Nikki Six wrote about it in The Heroin Diaries. It was just gross & they each had so any women in that month. How other people in their band & entourage could stand them I do not know.

lzahart said...

@seaward et al so glad others are having GoT withdrawal too, and a Lannister does always pay their debts... WINTER IS COMING (please)!

And as much of a fucktard as Joff is, I like him infinitely better than this little waste of space. At least Joffrey is related to cool people (evil at times, yet cool and also very attractive).

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Beiber, you little pig. I hope something very bad happens to this little shit.

Circe said...

Yes its called hypersexual disorder or sex addiction ..

lutefisk said...

Run Selena, keep running and never look back.

Picasso One said...

I think if the Bieber baby keeps this up, he will go down & his career will tank and he'll just fade away. ~ I hope!