Friday, February 22, 2013

Blind Item #5

The neighbors are starting to wonder why this A++ list mostly movie actor keeps showing up in the neighborhood when he is in town and spending an hour or two with the single mom who lives in the very nice house with the two year old boy who is a dead ringer for the actor. The mom kind of looks like the actor's wife. Just way younger.

73 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Brad?

Renoblondee said...

Well, maybe he's not A++. No Oscar. I suck at this today.

MAC said...

Married A++ Movie Actors that have done TV:

Tom Hanks
Matt Damon

That's all I can come up with. Help please :)

Dagny said...

Hello friends! Happy Friday! How are we all doing today?

MAC said...

To add to the list...

Denzel Washington
Arnold Schwartzeneger (still married I think)
Bruce Willis (not sure about A++)

LottaColada said...

"Mostly movies" is throwing me of my game.

Topper Madison said...

Robert Downey Jr.?

smash said...

Happy Friday Dagny! Glad to see you around!

Sherry said...

Happy Friday Dagny!

I'm thinking Tom Hanks. He's been way too good to be true for far too long.

FSP said...

RDJ

Lurker Girl said...

Brad did the Friend's eppy--so maybe? The gene pool is strong with that one--look at all the birth children of his--they all look like him

VIPblonde said...

@Lotta Since these blinds are so rarely grammatically correct, I think mostly movie actor can be read two ways:

1) "mostly movie" actor = Actor who mostly does movies, but also TV

2) "mostly movie actor" = Got his A++ rating mostly for his movie acting, but also does other things e.g. Producing, Directing, etc

Hope that helps :)

B626 said...

JUICY! Bruce Willis already has a child bride. Is Brangelina married?

katydid said...

I thought Brad too.

Topper Madison said...

Ben Affleck?

Cheryl said...

Sounds like Brad to me. He did soaps, sitcom jobs, prime time soaps, like many actors starting out. Who knows whether those two have legally married or not? They function as marrieds so wife fits.

discoflux said...

Can it just be 5 o'clock already?

Anna Nonymous said...

Happy Friday and Good Morning to all the CDANers! I was thinking Brad too, because he's the first A++ I think of. Well, it could be Ben Affleck, or Matt Damon. Damon was revealed to have had an affair with Famke Jannseen wasn't he? Or just popularly suspected? by the way, I'm doing great, moved out and moving on.

LottaColada said...

@VIP, I like #2 since no A++ actor I can think of still does solid work on tv. Thanks for the much needed help!

FSP said...

new avi, disco?

libby said...

Guys, it says "WIFE". Did I miss the official announcement from Brange?

FSP said...

Congrats, Anna!

smash said...

Are you doing well Anna?

libby said...

Also A++ & married, Daniel Craig. Christian Bale. Enty has described them as A++ before.

MAC said...

Seems like who ever it is wouldn't have a young wife. Wife is probably at least in her late 30's-40's if not older for the mistress to be way younger. Maybe I am reading too much into it, but the fact that it says that she looks like the actor's wife implies that the wife is well known enough for the neighbors to know what she looks like.

FSP said...

I'm going to change my guess to the little grayish silhouette.

discoflux said...

Indeed, FSP. Brad Neely. One of my favorite cartoonists.

All about Eve said...

He says way younger than his wife, this is someone with an older wife, I'm going with Tom Hanks. Can't get no more A +++ than him, has older wife and did some TV early on.

HalleGoLightly said...

Chad Schmidt

Agent**It said...

Anna, xo.

NapAssasin said...

I'm puzzled by the reference for neighbors- I would think if it was a wealthy neighborhood filled with stars, no one would second guess a famous actor coming around. Could be a "meeting" on any given day. With the detail included it makes me think the mistress lives in a more average place if people are that star struck.
Happy margarita day!

Miss Obvious said...

"when he is in town" makes me think he lives in NY

Agent**It said...

Is Warren Beatty a++ ?

msgirl said...

Hmm so far Tom Hanks fits the best.

dragon said...

Maybe the neighbor should mind their business. Just saying.
I got nothing

Lauren said...

Brad Pitt IS NOT MARRIED.

I think this is Denzel. His wife is old and he's a notorious cheater. I think he knocked up Sanaa L. at some point, too.

bekH said...

Shit in the dark here... Pierce Brosnan?

bekH said...

Whoops!

**shot

crila16 said...

Brad, George, Damon, Willis are A or A+.

Deniro, Pacino, Nicholson, Connery, Redford, Hoffman...they're A++

Also, the A++ actor is question is still married.

crila16 said...

Brad, George, Damon, Willis, DiCaprio, Denzel are A or A+.

Deniro, Pacino, Nicholson, Connery, Beatty, Redford, Hoffman...they're A++

Also, the A++ actor is question is still married.

I'm thinking it's Warren Beatty and he's cheating on his wife. There have been rumors that he had been cheating on her. He's known for his cheating ways. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

Amartel said...

Gosh, how mysterious

Smokey772 said...

Please be Will Smith! There is just something about Jada that doesn't sit right with me. Hasn't done television in over 20 years but could never be considered "all movie".

dragon said...

@smokey if that women was Will surrogate then i agree.

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh...Warren Beatty is a GREAT guess!

NaughtyNurse said...

That said, I would rather it be Tom Hanks. I like Annette Bening, but Tom and Rita really get under my skin like a bad rash.

Sunny said...

Naturally, I cannot stop laughing at bekH's typo shit in the dark

I read this as being a middle class neighborhood, where you wouldn't be expecting high profile stars to be popping in. If the single mom is THAT much younger then his wife, maybe SHE could be the love child kinda like that senator (senator?) recently WHO got caught tweeting HER during the SOTU

BF said...

Michael Douglas's face popped into my head when I read this.

VeryUnseemly said...

What about Michael Douglas, given the divorce romours and Enty's recent comment about CZJ's age>

VeryUnseemly said...

^great minds, BF!

MAC said...

Oh I like the Michael Douglas guess the best I think.

MAC said...

Although wasn't Michael Douglas going through cancer treatments a couple years ago?

lostathome said...

Immediately thight Michael Douglas

FrenchGirl said...

what married A++ list movie living outside LA is in DM today?

except Johnny depp(who's not married),Tom Hanks or Sasha Baron Cohen( but they live in LA aera) are in DM today

Sunny said...

Call the doctor, cuz i got cap lock fever!! (oops)

FlirtyChick74 said...

Michael Douglas must be on some super duper meds to be carrying on an affair so soon after his cancer treatments. Seems like a lot of work.

I'd turn a blind eye to Tom Hanks simply because I don't care. Hell, I'd probably waive if I were outside at the same time.

If it were Brad Pitt I might linger around the window a little longer.

Anyway, I'm +1 with what dragon said.

Besides, this person must have zero self awareness to believe no one would notice or believes that at this stage of his career, it doesn't matter.

Mary said...

Gotta go with Michael Douglas. He was on Streets of San Francisco eons ago.

lzahart said...

A++ could mean 2 best actor Oscars given the timing of this blind... and an older (ie not a child) wife and humble origins on TV back in the day plus some TV narration stuff now... Tom Hanks FTW

Anna said...

It might be a grandkid if it's Michael Douglas and Cameron has a kid no one knows about, or Michael a new-mom daughter no one knows about. CZJ sure did play roulette with her kids' family background on their dad's side, didn't she? Kurt Douglas wrote a book describing his own father as a sociopath or worse. Rumors swirl around Kurt's behavior and anger. Michael's brother spent time in jail, and now Cameron. They are all quite handsome, and those facial genetics are strong.

Mango said...

My first thought was Michael Douglas. How long has Cameron been in jail? Maybe it's Cameron's kid and that's why MD isn't afraid of getting caught?

Agent**It said...

Warren Beatty was in Dobie Gillis:)

TruthBeTold said...

it can be a number of hoes

http://whatpplaresaying.blogspot.ca/

Jazzy said...

Ha! I like shit in the dark. Sounds a lot more carefree.

ms snarky said...

Tom Hanks. He has a little rep for the cheating, no?

PotPourri said...

I think if the Actor's Wife was an actress, she would be listed as an Actress, not a wife...that rules in someone like Luciana Damon, but rules out Affleck, Hanks, Douglas...

TimMc said...

I'm late to the party and clearly alone here, but my immediate first thought was Clint Eastwood.

Hegg said...

There's only about 10 actors I would consider A++, so the list is short really.
We have
Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Robert Deniro, Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman maybe, Clint Eastwood. Not many others.

islander said...

Town - i'm thinking Ben Affleck.

Nellie said...

Been thinking about you. So glad you are ok.

Sandy said...

The "town" could be anywhere - Chicago, Atlanta, New Orleans, Phoenix, wherever. Doesn't HAVE to mean NYC or LA, just that it's a neighborhood in a town which usually doesn't have movie stars walking through it.

I think it's one of these straight, married-with-children A++ stars: Affleck, Damon, Hanks, Daniel Day-Lewis, Denzel Washington, possibly Daniel Craig. Not applicable to this blind: Pitt, Depp (both not married), Will Smith (for obvious reasons), Bruce Willis (current wife is a child), Colin Firth (not A++).

FlirtyChick74 said...

I guess if I were picking unassuming towns with even more unassuming neighborhoods then I'd pick Charlotte, NC. I heard celebs like going/living there.

Jacquie Betty said...

Hugh Jackman?

babo said...

De Niro ftw

Sherry said...

And FlirtyChick Charlotteans love their gossip. I grew up there and I thinl it's a weird town.