Monday, February 04, 2013

Random Photos Part Four

Jay-Z and Beyonce immediately after she performed at half-time.

Britney Spears goes shopping. Do you think she buys things she is going to use or just picks anything.
Amanda Seyfried also went shopping and is getting ready for the no plastic bag ordinance which goes into effect in two weeks.
I think Eva Longoria forgot the other piece to this dress which would cover her other breast.
Speaking of forgetting, I don;t know what Francesca Eastwood was thinking with this one.
Fergie wanders the streets of LA.
How exactly does Anne Hathaway drink her coffee like this?
Hilaria Thomas shows off her possible baby bump.
Jennifer Garner looking amazing at the Directors Guild Awards
I'm not sure about Lena Dunham's dress she wore to the same event.

76 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Is AnnE throwing shade at J Law again over the whole walking pneumonia thing?

skimpymist said...

Britney has a box of orange crush soda. Of course she still shops for herself.

timebob said...

Francessca reminds me of Whitney Cummings Instagram bit on her talk show

What Francessca thinks this picture says is, look how sexy and hot I look. What the picture is really saying is, I stole my dad's blazer from his closet and I look like an idiot.

Lauren said...

Did Anne get plastic surgery or something? Why's she hiding her face?

Meg said...

I know what Francesca Eastwood is thinking. She's thinking, "Look at me! Look at me! Look at meeeeee!"

smash said...

I have the same cup as Anne and it doesn't keep coffee warm worth a damn!

mikey said...

Lena stole the bridesmaid dress I wore in 1988 and hemmed up for daughter's dress-up box. She's wearing the same face I wore when I had to wear it too.

lazyday603 said...

It looks like Francesca Eastwood forgot her cleavage. No sign of it anywhere in that picture.

discoflux said...

skimpymist beat me to it on the orange soda front!

Jen Garner does looks great. Anyone else seen Butter? It was a surprisingly entertaining movie. I'd recommend it for being home bored on Sunday.

And poor Fergie. She just does NOT have much elasticity in her face.

prolixe said...

Heh, Bey has a performance high! Or maybe she's just out of breath...

On my screen, the orange case in Brit's carts looks like it says "Cray."

Haha, plastic bag ordinance! "I was over at my buddy's house and I forgot my bags." "Oh, really? When I open my eyes, I don't forget to see!" The extended version is even funnier.

Eva looks lovely, but outfit FAIL!

I read somewhere that Anne thought she might have norovirus and didn't want to spread it. I have an auto-immune disease that I take shots for, and my immune system is suck for 2-3 days. It's a little over the top, but at least she is (if the story is true) protecting others from getting it. I mean, it's Anne - drama, of course!

JG looks great! She should give Lena some lessons on how to smile.

Lena needs to watch some Daria to figure out how the difference between angst and moping.

Krissie said...

I think AnnE is doing the tired old "I'm so terribly famous I am burdened by the paparazzi everywhere I go, so I have to hide my face" dramatics (this is usually done by holding a very large purse over your face).

Lena Dunham cannot dress to save her life. With all the publicity surrounding her show, she HAS to have better options that that shapeless thing.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

It's not that Lena's dress is ugly (I don't think it is) or that she looks bad in it (again, I don't think so); it's more the attitude with which she seems to be wearing it--I'm not sure I can really explain it, except to say I'm feeling a certain hopeless "yeah, I'm the fat ugly chick, even if I am in a cute dress" vibe coming from her. Maybe I'm reading her completely wrong, but there's just something about the slump of her shoulders that makes me think that...

NapAssasin said...

I just want to tell Lena to stand up straight! Eva is such an attention whore- belch.

Sarah said...

Anne- Don't look at me, but look at me!!

car54 said...

Lena, if you paid someone to style you--get your money back.

You need decent foundation garments and someone who knows how to dress an average sized girl with curves--not trying to plug you into something only a skinny model can wear.

Oh and I agree--stand up straight!

eris hilton said...

@NapAssasin I came here to say the exact same thing. Girl you're not doing your boobs any favors slouching like that.

Seachica said...

Smash - is that the reusable ceramic Starbucks mug? I'm a little obsessed with travel mugs. The best ones by far are the Contigo ones. Costco sells them every summer, with slight design changes every year.

On topic, Lena really does dress to make herself ugly, doesn't she?

dragon said...

Garner looks good.

MadLyb said...

It's the posture, and it also looks like she does not feel comfortable in that type of fashion. Even in "Tiny Furniture" she slumped around, and in most scenes, didn't have her hair combed. Having to dress like that probably goes against who she is.

Frufra said...

@car54 - yes - foundation garments - bingo! None of us want to wear them, but if you have any lumps and bumps at all, they are the only way to fly in formal attire. And I agree with everyone who says she needs to stand up straight.

Agent**It said...

Seachica, Cotigo is the best I've found but I am always looking for the best one, ever!

NapAssasin said...

I know! My 80 yo nanna has better posture! Jesus!

Sherry said...

Schlub is the first thought I had when I saw Lena. Also unless your arms are toned (and this applies to me) wear long sleeves. She needs a stylist stat!

Jennifer Garner looks amazeballs.

Anyone else think Longoria wore the dress for shock value?

auntliddy said...

Yup! And i might add,"Look now !! Look right now!!!!!" Uhg, get help for your attention whore syndrome please.

Me said...

jen g's face looks "off".

if anne had plastic surgery, its pretty funny that she would do it in plain sight.

auntliddy said...

Lena looks so uncomfortable in her skin. Its okay to dress nice and smile honey, it doesnt mean you are not still an "artiste".

ethorne said...

Holy shitsticks, Hilllllllaaarrrrrriiiiaaaa looks 14 years old in this pic!

Bitchface does not suit you Ms. Dunham.

shiny_special_one said...

+1 on all the comments about Lena's posture. Those slumped shoulders make her look dumpy.

Oh, Britney. Walking around in a stained shirt again. What is that? Deodorant? Toothpaste? Frappacchino foam?

smash said...

Seachica- it is from target. It is plastic crap. I have a nice double walled mug from rei I use if I actually want things to stay warm a few hours.

Sunny said...

My Anne theory:
She got a peel to freshen up for the Oscars (Feb 24th) My friend just got a V peel on Friday, and her skin is peeling off in sheets right now. For obvious reasons, you can't be in the sun AT ALL during the recovery time but maybe Anne got a little cabin fever (although this bandito look is quite ballsy)

And why oh why does Britney always wear those tight short sleeved turtleneck tops? I might need to send in my operatives to remove these from her home

urban chaos said...

Lena is trying to brood and it just comes off as another Kstew type thing. I prefer the eager celeb who's smile is infectious and isn't afraid to geek out any day of the week over the "I'm over it" look.

car54 said...

That better be Pepsi that Beyonce is drinking after her show.

I wonder if Britney likes to go out shopping just to get out of the house. Sometimes if you are down, just going someplace to do a little shopping can make you feel a little better. I wonder if she really has many other places to go or that much to do with her time if she's not working.

Did I read somewhere yesterday that her LV deal fell through?

msgirl said...

Ah yes it could be a peel!

prolixe, do you have MS? (I do)

Ditto to everyone, POSTURE jeez

Ingrid Superstar said...

Ugh - we're not gonna let Francesca Eastwood happen, are we?

She's like an untalented Alison Eastwood.

whocaresnow12 said...

Butter surprised me too. I highly recommend it!

RocketQueen said...

I just tried to picture Britney actually cooking in a kitchen and I couldn't.

Lucas said...

I think Lena (my pretend girlfriend) looks like someone who doesn't want to stand there and be photographed. Or is tired of being photographed, which I totally understand. I'd be willing to bet you she'd skip the awards shows if HBO would let her. But since she writes, directs, produces and acts in the show there isn't a whole lot of B-team to send in her place.

MK for short said...

Ha Ha Ingrid. How many Eastwoods need to be foisted on the public?

(Still annoyed that she was cast in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil for some reason)

I think this younger Eastwood is competing for "look-at-me-ness" with Paulina Gretzky.

MISCH said...

Anne Hathaway is showing her true colors..

lazyday603 said...

I'm with Lucas. Lena Dunham is OK. She makes no claims to being an ingenue, so the whole red carpet experience is beside the point of what she does. Besides if she was any more attractive her boyfriends wouldn't be so loathsome & Girls wouldn't be nearly as funny a show as it is. Keep schlubbing it Lena. Do it for your art.

VargasGirl said...

The contigo ones have kept my coffee warm for hours! And Costco has taken back damaged ones so I can get a new one overt s year later. The best!

JSierra said...

WTF my comment totally disappeared, I posted right after Mikey and now when I come back it is gone. At least I didn't say anything really clever that is now forgotten, but where the heck did it go? Hmmm maybe Enty censored it because it was too "offensive" (ha!).

curlyhairslacker said...

Sunny, I was thinking the same thing about Britney's top! Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cee Kay said...

Ugh. Lena Dunham's dress is fine, but that girl has got to STRAIGHTEN UP!

PookieTwo said...

Don't think Anne got a peel, she was at the Oscars luncheon today and her face looked fine. I read someplace shes supposed to sing at the Oscars, they're doing a lot of musical numbers this year (why oh why?) and the bandana is probably to protect her throat from smog dust or pollen.

Jen Garner looked great at the DGAs. can someone tell me why JayZ is chasing his wife down the hall?

smash said...

Jsierra- that has happened to me a few times lately. It's like the comment just doesn't stick! :)

Audrey said...

I understand Lena probably doesn't like this aspect of her job.

However, as a former smile-less angst ridden teen/young adult, I've found life is a lot easier if you have a smile on your face. I know it sounds really, really cheesy, but people treat you nicer and you feel better!

JSierra said...

Smash that is so weird, I wonder what kind of comments there are floating around in lost comment land. When I first started commenting here I strangely thought that the deleted comments were deleted by Enty because they contained the correct blind guesses. Idk WTH I was thinking with that one.

greenmountaingal said...

AnnE looks like one of MJ's kids, back when they wore masks.

I almost wish that we had a Beyonce free February. Almost. As much as I can't stand her, I loathe the Kartrashians more.

Lena Dunham doesn't look terrible here, for her. Normally she looks like a slob.

Fergie is super fug, but she has a great body.

Britney seems like the kind of person who closes her eyes and picks whatever is in front of her when it comes to both shopping and dressing herself.

kaduffli said...

Wow - Eva looks like Liza here!

Della said...

Maybe she has a big herp blister.....eeeewww!

Della said...

I think she needs to buy everything a size bigger. You can even see where her bra is cutting into her boobs.

Redd said...

Oh, Della! Something to think about tho.

Della said...

I wonder that every time I scrub the plates on the George foreman. Bet Britney and Christina don't have to do this!
I hate scrubbing the George Foreman and my jacuzzi bathtub. Scrubbing that tub makes my back hurt!

Della said...

We know she doesn't know how to make coffee!

Laura said...

Loved Butter and the Hugh Jackman cameo!

smash said...

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smash said...

Also Joquine Pheonix is pictured with his sister (raine) at the academy luncheon.

PuggleWug said...

Lena never fails in bringing the fug. She needs a stylist and a bra.

Kloie said...

Oh lord, another miserable, emo hipster. I was hoping that the end of Twilight would put this mess to a stop.

3culprits said...

For hot drinks or for cold drinks, I love my HydroFlasks; double-walled, no sweating. Downside is that they are heavy. But best water bottle ever, and darn good for coffee. And wine.

Jen G looks amazing. Tired of Lena.

V said...

I loved it too! The little girl was great.

Sunny said...

Oh LAWD, Pookie 2! I try to defend the "underdogs" on this site, but if that's to protect her voice from dust particles for an event 20 days away I may have to jump on the Anne is insufferable bandwagon. I only give a pass to shameless vanity (ie PEEL!)

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

My favorite is the double-insulated hydroflask. If you want a seriously amazing bottle for both cold and hot drinks, go for that!!

Margaux said...

I really don't like Jennifer Garner's dress - it's wrinkly and mumsy. I don't think she's a fashion person at all.

Okay, I've always liked Anne Hathaway but she is getting on my last nerve.

Francesca's outfit is Balmain isn't it? It looks similar but the way I imagined that to look on is different - I think she needs to go down a size.

Ugh, why is Eva Longoria still around? I find her more useless than Kate Bosworth. What does she even do anymore? Any movie role she could possibly be hired for would go to Eva Mendes or Kate Beckinsale.

I just moved interstate and there are no plastic bags here either - it's been a bit of a shock and I wish I had hoarded them when I had the chance. For the greater good though!

fancyscreenname said...

Shout out to all of the above celebs that are.actually fucking SMILING! jeez....

U r famous and worth a considerable amount of money and or fame, the very least u can do is fucking SMILE......

Tuxedo Cat said...

I love that photo of Beyonce and Jay Z. They look so happy, like back in their dating days.

smash said...

Anyone watching rupauls drag race tonight?

short le chic said...

@Robin
I read somewhere that she said she just doesn't give a s@&t about her weight. My sister hasa theory about women who insist they don't: they do., and it shows. Otherwise she'd throw back her shoulders and give us an "I'm awesome" vibe.

Tatyana said...

@fancyscreenname said...
"Shout out to all of the above celebs that are.actually fucking SMILING! jeez....

U r famous and worth a considerable amount of money and or fame, the very least u can do is fucking SMILE......"

Funny how y'all only bash *female* celebs for not smiling.

Erin B said...

Maybe Anne is worried about getting sick or is sick...I don't know. When I saw it, the first thing I thought about was a story a friend told me. She is a personal stylist for a high end clothing store & has met several celebrities when they were filming in my city. She said her encounter with Anne was the strangest. She pulled her hat over her face, looked down the whole time, & whispered what she wanted. My friend had a really hard time hearing her & wasn't sure she gave her what she wanted. She wasn't sure if she didn't want people to hear her size or what. She never made eye contact. If she was trying not to stand out, I think that would have made it worse.

zombiecrush said...

lol nice face, Lena. LOL

zombiecrush said...

Beyonce & Jay-Z look like school kids... they're having so much fun! so cute.

fancyscreenname said...

Hopefully you'll enter the thread where I told chase to smile as well......

Where's Shelly? said...

It's not that Lena's porky, although she is slightly more rounded than the average hollywood fembot, but her posture, hair, expression, energy. Is so fucking "blah, I just ate a big mac, large chocolate shake, big fries and a chocolate sundae... I feel full/bloated/sick.. ugh McDonalds..."
that's what I get looking at her. Plus her attitude is so shitty, she's a spoiled rich New York bitch isnt she? And didn't she shit talk Apatow? Stoooopid if she did.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Oh boy, Brit's got a sixer of Orange Crush. :-/

Zosia Mamet was on Fallon recently and said the reason Lena was walking like Frankenstein at the Golden Globes was b/c she had super high heels on. Fallon did am impression of her that was pretty amusing. And it is possible that Lena smiled in some of the pics but just this frowny one is the one Enty posted. It's not like they only take one photo of each celeb. I think she actually looks better here than at the GG.