Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Blind Item #6

This female A list celebrity got into a knock down drag out fight with this C list celebrity after the C lister started doing coke on a private jet flight the two were sharing. The C lister didn't seem to care that she was doing it front of a publicist and the flight attendant. The two spent over an hour screaming at each other and it got to the point where the pilot said if they didn't stop he was going to land the plane. Huh. Kind of like when a dad pulls over the family truckster. Yeah, that last part is a clue, but has nothing to do with Vacation.

38 comments:

ldylkng said...

Kind of like when Michael Lohan tried to pull over Mark Heller after Court? lol

Erin B said...

Does that clue point to them being siblings? Maybe an A list Kartrashian fighting with C-list Rob?

cleo said...

I'm thinking Ashley Simpson doing the coke and Jessica fighting with her.

Jeneral said...

I agree with the Simpson guess

1Jazzimom said...

Good guess Cleo.

Count Jerkula said...

That could be why Ash got so much beak trimmed off, cut down on the yayo travel time.

Del Riser said...

It does sound like the Simpson sisters. Why Jessica ferries around this blister at her expense is beyond me.

Primadiva said...

Def the Simpson sisters, LOL @Del riser, I almost choked on my coffee laughing

cleo said...

Also, the Simpsons are out their together promoting Jessica's clothing line.

Erin B said...

Ooh, I like that guess better. Asslee better not piss off her mealticket.

Sherry said...

Excellent Cleo. I agree it's got to be Asslee and Chestica.

Loved your remark Count!

Basil said...

Excellent guess Cleo. I like it and it fits.

MontanaMarriott said...

OMG I hope it is not the Simpson's girls. I would hope a very pregnant Jessica was not having an actual fist fight in her condition?!?!

Feline said...

I was thinking that the "truckster" clue pointed to Aston Kutcher's trucker hats, which would lead me to Demi Moore as the A list celebrity, though I don't know who the C list celebrity would be.

sandybrook said...

Ashore knowsthings go better with coke.

ldylkng said...

I say Lyndsey as C lister on that Pink flight.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@cleo: wow never would have come up with it myself, but brilliant guess!

also 'when a dad pulls over the family truckster' with the truck being the family and the dad breaking it up by (secretly)being gay/a maniac.

Maximus said...

Nice guess, Cleo.

hunter said...

Absolutely Cleo - with Shit you can't buy explaining the clue.

Totally fits - sisters will scream and brawl at any age, two unassociated celebrities of A & C list otherwise would NOT come to such a fight about it.

Upside Downunder said...

I can see a pregnant Jessica getting pissed. Pregnant women can certainly get crabby and I could see her not wanting drugs in close proximity whilst pregnant. To share a private jet flight they woukd need some level of personal or business rekationship.

carolinec said...

isnt Jessica's baby traveling with them as well? if this is them, I wonder where she was during this knock down drag out fight?

All about Eve said...

If her kid was really with them I can see why Jessica got so upset, I would drop her ass off at the nearest airport and keep going.

Del Riser said...

@All about Eve, I wouldn't wait till I got to the airport.

cakeordeath said...

Well, I recall Chevy Chase taking his family on 'vacation' in the Wagon Queen Family 'Truckster' in the first Vacation movie. Still don't know who the two are though so maybe this info doesn't help much.







Shit You Can't Buy said...

Just realized Enty hinted towards/revealed (?) once Chestica and Asslee hate each other/ something bad happened between them. Rumors about them hating eachother have been in tabloids before.
Wish I remembered the exact thing :( But there sure was something going on..

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Oh wait, just remembered, think it was about Jess being mad that her sis had no interest in her kid and was jealous of the attention she got. And of course A's coke-addiction, as hinted/revealed by Enty.
Didn't that also jumpstart A's 'career'; her being mad that Jess got all the attention (from dad/audience) so she made this fake rockchick persona and made a shitty album. This was before she lipsynced on that show and failed hard.

Tabloid Whore! said...

I guess I am the only one that read the "dad pulls over the family truckster" clue as a celeb who can also be the pilot, ala John Travolta and land the plane. Are there any other celebs who pilot? And could it be a celeb wife as the passenger?

megan00m said...

Yayo travel time! Love it.

katydid said...

Great guess Cleo. They're traveling together right now.
Asslee's gotta get her shit together, maybe its time for some tough love, no more money, private jets and riding sister's coat tails.

curlyhairslacker said...

Nice guess, Cleo-Jessica and Ashlee makes sense.

@DelRiser-lmao! :)

Misha said...

Enty didn't actually say that they were sisters. He talked about Family truckster. Like a vacation to a theme park. Like 2 Disney family girls on Spring Break? Like Venessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez? I don't know if Selena is A list, but the rest fits, I think.

Anna Nonymous said...

J Simpson and Sister sounds like the perfect guess. Good job guys.

cindy said...

I thought the truckster comment probably refers to the fact that joe simpson is allegedly gay, and 'truck stops' are known as gay sex hookup spots.

All about Eve said...

@Del, hahaha! Just send her sky diving right

PugsterMom said...

Dad and family just means that these two screaming mimis are siblings. The Simpsons are the obvious guess. Asslee is OK being papped with Jess' kid but probably rarely sees her own. I believe Pete is the full time parent.

Amelia M said...

The family truckster is known as a Wagon Queen. Queen Latifa?

Amelia M said...

Nice. Good guess.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Amelia: Wagon Queen can also refer to the Simpson's dad, because there are some pretty big gay rumors..
I actually LOL'ed when reading Wagon Queen while thinking of Joe Simpson haha