Friday, March 15, 2013

I'm Writing About Teen Mom Again - No Keiffffffffuh Involved

I figure if I just put Teen Mom in the headlines, the ones who don't want to read about it can just skip over it or pretend they are before they decide to read it because it could be about someone other than Jenelle Evans. Sorry to disappoint, but it is about Jenelle, and sadly has no Keiffffffuh in it. Instead, it is Jenelle who is the star of this horror show. She checked out of rehab and checked back in with her husband. They are sleeping together again while he is awaiting his trial on beating her. While she was pregnant. She says she was pregnant anyway. Oh, while she was also doing heroin with him and he appears to be having sex with the mother of his toddler at night and sex with Jenelle during the day who is kind of not seeing but sometimes seeing her ex-fiancee' who she has lived with in the past month and had sex with, but he needs rehab for alcohol. This stuff is gold. Teen Mom 2 is one thing but Jenelle needs her own show and it needs to be on 24/7. Strap them all with Go cams and let them do there thing. Lots of boredom and smoking dope, but lots of fights and violence and more dope.

17 comments:

LottaColada said...

... the ones who don't want to read about it can just skip over it or pretend they are before they decide to read it

Damn even enty is tired of the whining that's been going on LOL

FSP said...

Damn you, Enties!

figgy said...

"their" thing. not there. Durn it.

No, she does not need a full time show. That just encourages and glamorizes this behavior. She needs to be ignored and allow to fail quietly and without payment.

Anna Nonymous said...

He's just reporting on what's going on, I don't see why people whine about it. I don't watch these shows, but Lawd, what drama. They're just people trying to make their way through life, with shitty boyfriends and drug habits. In a way, maybe it's good for young people to watch these in terms of, look how badly these choices turned out for these other people. For those worried about Teen Mom being a bad influence, If you're kid can't make up their own mind to stay away from bad things, then that's not MTV's fault.

Jason said...

I wish we could go back to a time when white trash could just be white trash on their own, without the audience.

Amber said...

GHOSTIEZZZ

rejectedcarebear said...

Wooooah that is a tangled web.

I have a hankering for a burrito :)

Robert said...

USA! USA! USA!

Alicia said...

I still remember her Twittee convo with some random girl about H. It was sad. I've never seen Teen Mom but I recognized that addict lingo straight away. I hope she gets clean. It isn't effing easy.

noseygal48 said...

Why give her her own show so she can do more drugs, not rise care of her kid, or end up dead. This shit needs to stop being praised and gawked at.

ethorne said...

GBW 4eva

lazyday603 said...

I see teen mom & I hear jailbait MILF.

Sherry said...

That hurt my head. What is happening? How many people are getting laid here? I don't understand this at all..

Speakeasy Jane said...

Enty, I'm a long time reader who just started posting so my opinion probably isn't worth much but please stop posting about these people. You're contributing to their notoriety, which enables them to continue their lifestyles and ruin their kids' lives. They have no talent or anything else redeemable about them that makes them worthy of anyone's time or attention.. Please stop talking about them so they can fade back into obscurity, where they belong.

mngddess said...

What Jane said. Who gives a crap about them?

nudibelle said...

i hate this mutherfuckin janelle

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Adolescent conduct disorder should not be glamorized as entertainment.