Friday, March 15, 2013

Is Tara Reid The Keith Richards Of The D List Actresses?

Two nights ago, Tara Reid went on a bender for the ages for one of us and what Tara calls a Wednesday. Because the high season in Europe does not start for another six weeks or so, Tara is forced to spend her time here in LA while fielding business calls during the day. Soon, she will be off the to the South of France and parties on yachts with guys who she just always calls baby or hun. You know you are wasted out of your mind when you can't be bothered to even look for your shoes in the club you came out of and also used the club bathroom like that too. You know you are wasted out of your mind when strangers have to carry you out to a cab. Tara Reid is kind of like the Keith Richards or D listers. Lots of booze and drugs and pills. Yes, Keith has talent so that is a minus against Tara. But, Tara does have bigger breasts thanks to several bad boob jobs. Keith? He has some moobs but only because he is older. Money? Keith by far and wouldn't it be funny if Keith once spent time with Tara, you know as her "friend." I don't know what Tara is going to do in another year or two when all the glitter from her fame has been sucked dry and she is forced to actually confront what she has become.

63 comments:

VIPblonde said...

No shoes? No inhibitions? No problem!

Christopher Cruz said...

Oh dear.

FSP said...

Tara vs. LiLo

Alicia said...

Obviously she needs to start a band. That would make everything better. Then she can smash guitars on stage and get whisked off to rehab for reals.

LottaColada said...

@FSP- or how about Tara WITH Lilo? Can you imagine that? Squeee!

FrenchGirl said...

don't insult Keith Richards! he's a legend of music!


Tara Reid is just like another Lindsay Lohan

Sue in MO said...

What gets me is that she is 37 years old. Isn't it time to hang up the non-stop party hat? Sad.

FSP said...

@Lotta- I'm going to have good dreams tonight. Thanks!

LottaColada said...

@Sue- holy crap i thought she was like 30! To think, she could've been Mrs. Carson Daly hahahahahaha

Gypsy said...

It must be awfully sad to have no friends.

PARangersGirl said...

Is this the blind reveal about the chick that passed out in a parking lot & had to be propped up?

Amber said...

Who is the guy steadying her? He looks familiar.

VIPblonde said...

@Lotta I listen to Carson on my way to work in the mornings. Yesterday the topic was "how to tell someone that the person they are dating is totally wrong for them," and Carson was all, "Don't forget, you're talking to the guy that was engaged to Tara Reid! What was I thinking?!" LOL

PARangersGirl said...

Forgive me, I'm slow on the uptake today from too much wine lol

J Sara said...

Does anyone ever wonder if people like Tara or Lindsay read stuff like this about themselves?? What a sad thing to still be somewhat relevant, but this is the only press they get...

libby said...

Can't she have a kid, and groom her like Dina Lohan did? Sheesh...This trick. She needs to think outside the box.

PARangersGirl said...

That's very doubtful J Sara. They both lack any iota of self-awareness. Very sad individuals.

LottaColada said...

@VIP- ohhhhhh shizzzzz! LMAO

he had must have had a thing for the alchi's because wasn't he with Xtina too?

CraftyGirl said...

I feel sorry for her. For all of her demons, Tara seems like she would be nice if approached unlike Lindsay.

Kimberly said...

Hey, I walked around a casino in Vegas with no shoes and sober. Actually I did start out with shoes but after 7 horrible painful blisters I think I took the shoes off and put them in a trash can on the way to my hotel room.

stigs84 said...

You'd think she woulda been embarrassed into sobriety by now, but I guess not. Sad.

Amber said...

@Kimberly - I've been in the same boat! I was dancing at Light @ The Bellagio one night, and this cab driver would not take us back to our hotel, because he said it was "across the street". Everyone knows that "across the street" in Vegas is still like 17 miles away. So, I took my shoes off and walked. They were solid black by the time we got back. Hah.

Sugar said...

-) to (-

libby said...

If your feet go black, I thought you couldn't go back, Ambular.

Jamie2 said...

I feel sorry for her. I can see the comparisons with LiLo, but Tara hasn't, AFAIK, had multiple run-ins with the cops, or multiple car crashes, or been accused of theft.

Tara's just an aging has-been alcoholic. I wish someone would help her.

Agent**It said...

Kimberly, Vegas tip, bring roll up ballet slippers or regular roll up slippers. I once was at Bellagio, beautiful girl with killer shoes on (literally), in tears. I gave her my new roll ups, her date was so impressed that he "arranged" Van Morrison tix at the Hard Rock, up front ! Turned out he was a connected "roadie".

Renoblondee said...

AT least Tara hasn't been busted for drunk driving and stealing everything she comes across. She is really sad.

ethorne said...
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Renoblondee said...

GMTA @Jamie2

ethorne said...

But where is Jedward?!

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

@Agent**It: You must be talking about something like the Dr. Scholl's "Fast Flats", or, as I like to call them, "shoes for the Walk of Shame". (The first time I saw them at my local Rite Aid, I made that joke w/the pharmacist; it turned out she wasn't actually familiar w/that term. Oops...) I can definitely see how something like that could come in handy in a variety of situations, though; perhaps more actresses on the red carpet circuit ought to think about packing a pair in their evening bags, eh?

Amber said...

@libby - haha they almost didn't. I had to wash them a few times to get them clean. :P

Alicia said...

The dude she's with kinda sorta looks like Simon Rex. We all know he's a sucker for a train wreck. Still doesn't keep me from having a dirty feeling crush on him ( oh the shame! )

On a completely unrelated topic I'm on the Max right now ( Portlands light rail system ) and I'm sitting right next to a Juggalo with a Pennywise clown tattoo on one side of his neck and an ICP clown tattoo on the other side .. Why do I find this so awesome? It must've been count jerkulas comment the other day ..

Meanie Reese said...

That pic...just gives me the sads.

lazyday603 said...

A much easier solution to the pain of shoes with stilts attached to the heel is to change the fashion. It hurts to look at the shoes actresses wear on the talk shows these days. If a guy looks & sees nothing but the pain you're going through, aren't you losing the main reason for putting up with all that pain? To look better? It's the latest in Masochist Chic.

curlyhairslacker said...

@Sue-my thoughts exactly. I'm the same age as Tara and I get tired thinking about her late night escapades. Ugh. Poor girl needs help.

@Agent, that's an awesome story! Lucky you!

NomNom83 said...

But that's just it, as long as she's got drugs, she doesn't have to confront anything. This is going to drag out longer than a couple years. Assuming that she lives.

hunter said...

I'm gonna defend Tara Reid here, she is NOT like Lindsay Lohan. Yes Tara is a practicing alcoholic who sells her body for money but she seems like a sweet girl and she doesn't run around starting fights and stealing things.

Team Tara! Poor girl.

c_anne said...

I would watch a Tara Reid reality show before I would watch a Kartrashian one. I really pisses me off that my spell check recognizes Kardashian.

Anyway, she goes all over the world and parties. That might be interesting to see. Also, she is tiers above Lilo what with not being a terrible person who is always in trouble with the law.

CrazyCatLady said...

@Hunter....I couldn't agree more. And if anyone reads the DM article about this she took a cab!! So rare in Hollywood.

My biggest concern is what happened to her shoes?!? They were Christian Louboutins!!

just curious said...

Can't believe this chick was dating Tom brady at one point.

All about Eve said...

I agree that Tara is better than Lilo, she's hurting herself not others. It's just so sad because I do think she's a sweet girl who could be doing better than this and it's scary that she's that old and still doing the non stop party thing.

AKM said...

I hope she gets help.

Kloie said...

You could buy Flat Out of Heels. I got them once to wear to walk back to work from a conference. Unfortunately, I think they weren't made to walk a couple of miles and I ripped a hole in them. They were red and sparkly, though, and only like $15.

Sherry said...

I read this in the DM the other day as well. And like others pointed out, she didn't drive, she hurts only herself and she doesn't go around stealing stuff or claiming to be a major STAR! like Lindsay. I thought at one point she cleaned up her act but no? She could use a little help there.

figgy said...

Okay, if her marketable Yacht Girl time is almost up, surely she could find some lower-end yacht owner, much much older, who would marry her. I'm just thinking in terms of financial planning. ;-)

figgy said...

Oh, and how do you drink that much alcohol and stay so thin? Never eat a bite, I suppose.

SpunkyBrewster said...

@Amber The guy she is with is An21 who is a swedish dj, brother to Steve Angello of Swedish house Mafia fame. I believe he is 21, god she is repugnant.

Lola said...

What Hunter and others said. Other than the substance abuse, she is nothing like Lilo.

I feel sorry for Tara. She seems lost.

Hazeldazel said...

What puzzles me is what guy would actually hire Tara as their Yacht Girl? She's not young anymore and she's a known trainwreck. True she was once upon a time an actress and she can clean up nice but really? That's the trick you're gonna pay for? I bet if you're some multi-millionaire in Europe, you can find some really hot prostitutes, just sayin'.

I don't get why the Tara Reid's and the Lilo's of the world continue to get so much work. At least Tara is pretty discreet.

Agent**It said...

I just see a woman with a horrible addiction and no self esteem. Actually painful to see.

Mooshki said...

Hey, what kind of act do you think Tara & Jedward put on together for their "friends?"

Anna Nonymous said...

This would be called slow day by day suicide, that's what she's doing. She can't and won't face what she's done. See also, Lindsay Lohan.

Mary Beth said...

Me too Alicia!

Nasty as he wants to be.

Mary Beth said...

Me too Alicia!

Nasty as he wants to be.

skimpymist said...

Love tara's pants, wonder where she got them.

zeldafitzgerald said...

Don't be ridiculous, Enty. Comparing her to Keith Richards gives her some kind of cache, which she certainly does not have.

AuntJess said...

Homegirl ain't got nothing on my mother in law.

jw11 said...

yes...love you enty but leave Keith out of the D list posts...He deserves better. Even when he was an active junkie he was known to get elegantly wasted.

califblondy said...

Watching young girls limp down the strip at 3 am is a show in itself. One poor girl was carrying her shoes and her feet were blistered in the back and black on the bottom and her ass was hanging out the back of a too tight dress but she was too drunk to pull it down. You can't hail a cab on the strip, you have to go to a cab stand in front of a asino but some will pick you up around a corner. I have the roll up flats but still haven't had to use them yet. I would never walk bare foot anywhere.

anon said...

califblondy - sounds like you're describing Hookers on the Point. It was a documentary on HBO (I think?) years ago about hookers at Kings Point in the Bronx

southerner09 said...

I have always heard that Tara had money from her real estate investments. She is not supposed to be broke.

Ari said...

I don't get her, does she not get tired