Saturday, March 23, 2013

Rihanna Needs Rehab

I have said it before and I will say it again. Rihanna needs rehab. Yesterday was a prime example of why she needs it. For four hours she left a group of 2500 kids waiting for her appearance. Four hours. In those four hours, someone called to say she would be late twice. First she was supposed to be a few minutes late and then two hours late. She was four hours late to a performance that she had given away as part of a contest to  a school that made her the best video. When she finally arrived, she spent a grand total of 16 minutes at the school and said she was sorry for being late. That was it. She blamed traffic. Uh huh. What she should blame is the fact that she is pretty much useless everyday after all night partying until about 3 or 4 in the afternoon. This is when she wakes up. I think the only time she is not actually partying is when she is on stage or teaching a certain B- list comedic actor about the art of pegging. Well, she is probably wasted then too.

101 comments:

Basil said...

She pegs a B-list comic actor? What actors has she been seen with lately?

FlirtyChick74 said...

Bossip claims she's dating Dane Cook. And yes, she desperately needs rehab.

TalksTooMuch said...

Wait, what??

ethorne said...

Holy shit now Enty's having us Google the dirty dirty.

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auntliddy said...

Wiw, she is messed up. Get help sweetie!!

rejectedcarebear said...

Dating Dane Cook- rehab asap! This girl needs help

VIPblonde said...

I had to google it too. "Art of pegging" = wearing a strap-on

Meanie Reese said...

Aw, man, Rhianna!! Don't leave the kids hanging...not cool at all, girl! ;(

Flora Goforth said...

She has the worst taste in men. Is there rehab therapy for that?

Meanie Reese said...

Thanks VIP for taking the hit for us! I learn something new on this site every day. Not sure wtf I can use that info for but I do learn! =)

NernersHuman said...

Wait, what happened to Fist Brown? I thought they were about to get engaged?

Agent**It said...

VIP, you are so kind to share that research:)

Jamie2 said...

Dan Savage had a contest to name the act a few years ago. Readers voted for pegging, which was awkward for Dan, since he has an aunt Peg...

TalksTooMuch said...

I can't keep up with all the dudes!! I am so glad there weren't any cameras around when I went through my wild early twenties. But, um, I def don't remember anything about pegging.

I have gotta say that rehab isn't going to help any of these people because they aren't going to stop living the way they are. It isn't a magic pill.

rexruther said...

Here's a tip Riri - if you can't fulfill your professional obligations, take some time off and reschedule when you can do them. It's not rocket science. You're surpassing Axl Rose in the asswipe musician category, and that's pretty crazy.

PuggleWug said...

I have a loved one looking into rehab, all of it costs money that she does not have (though I am helping her in finding one that is low/no cost). I then see assholes like Rhianna and Lohan who have the means to go, but are complete asswipes who feel everyone else is the problem. This continues to piss me off to no end.

Meanie Reese said...

I'm sorry, Pugs. Hang in there and I wish you the best of luck.

MISCH said...

Too much too soon and not smart, bad combination.

Anna Nonymous said...

whoa! Was't expecting those kinds of pictures to pop up when googling "pegging". Good morning! I'm awake, I'm awake! I too think that she's overscheduled. Probably because she's trying to stay on top, keep making lots of money, she needs a vacation. I'd imagine vacations aren't that great for her being that then she'd be alone, and we saw from her hawaii trip what she does in her free time. I'm not sure she'd know what to do with herself. I can see her being with Dane Cook, she's gone back to Difficult Brown guys, Dane Cook, is a huge step up from him. So what if Dane likes it dirty, to each their own. whatever. What about a family vacation, in her hometown, with her Mom? Away from all the corrupting, negative influences around her. Not that she's been innocent or impressionable for a while now.

Anna Nonymous said...

Ha! just read my comment about "she's trying to stay on top"! (Literally), lolz...

PuggleWug said...

Ty, Reese. She seems to lean on me more than she would with other family, but I feel completely lost with how to help.

Anna Nonymous said...

I'd be willing to be that she's learned this particular sexual kink from Difficult Brown, you're telling me that Dane is the first person she's ever tried that on?

The BLS said...

Dane Cook has his douchebag moments, but I can't imagine that he'd hit Riri. Step up as far as I'm concerned.

Izzie said...

Her PR team is in MAJOR spin mode.

Lynette said...

I'm to lazy to google it but the write up in the Toronto Star this week on her concert here said it was just awful. She wasn't even trying to entertain her fans. Okay, changed my mind...

http://read.thestar.com/#!/article/5148377093e8e45be305fdcc

Lynette said...

sorry, thought that would be clickable.

VIPblonde said...

@Izzie As someone born and raised in Chicago, the Sun Times sucks. This was in the Chicago Tribune :)

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TalksTooMuch said...

See, that's what I mean, PW. The people that actually want rehab and are willing and ready to make those changes, those are the ones that have an actual shot at making it. I am sorry your family member is having trouble getting that help.

I used to work at a rehab facility and you could always tell the people that were there because they had to be and not because they wanted to be. Mostly because you always saw them more than once.

I just can't see Rihanna or the beebs taking time out to go to a church basement at this point. Maybe when everything slows down for them.

Any hey, when it comes to pegging, get it girl! If that's his deal let his freak flag fly!

Izzie said...

Heh, @VIP, that's probably why HuffPost linked to them. So much butt-kissing in both articles. It was all "we're just happy she showed up" and "it was soooo worth the wait!" I'd pay Goop $ to see the other kids' FB/Twitter posts. :) Good for that kid - THAT should be the viral sign!!

SusanB said...

I'm just trying not to imagine the horror of being trapped in a room with 2500 kids.

PARangersGirl said...

Rhi-ject is dating that douchebag now? That skank sure can pick 'em. And way to break little kids' hearts girl. Can't wait for her & her autotuned crap to be over.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Hey, if that's what the two of them enjoy and no one's getting hurt, go for it! (Should I admit that I already knew what pegging was? For someone whose own personal love life is extremely boring, I know waaaaaaay too much about the weirder side...) Keeping the kids waiting like that, however, was NOT cool; she needs to get her act together pronto if she wants to keep her career going. Yes, some people have managed to totally screw up and still come back, but, truth be told, it's a lot easier for guys to act like assholes and get away with it than it is for women, and just because Axl Rose still has a career doesn't mean she will if she doesn't wise up.

Agent**It said...

It was in Chicago, that explains the rosy PR. Everything is up for sale in Chicago. Good for that young girl with the cardboard sign, she has more integrity than this bimbo ho .

Meanie Reese said...

@SusanB. I know, right? Shuddering here. LOL

KPeony said...

She's going to turn into Lohag. I'm surprised they aren't already besties

Candyland said...

This was at the high school I attended. Even in the WORST traffic, it hasn't taken me more than two hours to get home from downtown Chicago. Usually a 45 minute drive. So assuming the WORST traffic, she still left several hours late to begin with...And, my cousin attended and she she was there for all of 12 minutes. The kids were miffed!

La Descarada said...

Dane Cook is into pegging? That is hot. He's got a total butter face but I'd still bend himover a table and make him my whore. Yes, siree.

Justamom said...

@PuggleWug I read on this site that a celebrity (and I think it might be RDJ) has a charity that pays for rehab for people who cannot afford it. Worth looking into for your friend.

kj said...

Thanks for the sex ed this morning Enty. I am so glad you alll looked up pegging for me.
I have thought for months now, even before she returned to Chris Brown, that she was in need of serious help. I hope he doesnt beat the crap out of her if he didnt know about Dane Cook

Sherry said...

This story is sad. She's going to be a statistic if she doesn't slow down.

Thanks for the research. VIP. When I joined this post I had no idea what pegging was and now I am so much wiser! :p

CrazyCatLady said...

Has she tried any places offered by the city or for women? Where I live there are some lower cost alternatives but they're out-patient. I start going 4 days a week on Monday at $100/wk.

Kloie said...

She is pathetic.

Renoblondee said...

I never would've thought that about Dane. Huh.

dia papaya said...

Meanie Reese, try this sentence...

What Dane? You have another dookie bubble? Time for some pegging!

Does that work? Hahaha!!!

donner said...

Rehab won't help her because she doesn't want help.
It's like losing weight- you have to want to do it for it to work.

She'll be the next Amy Winehouse and no one will much care after a year or two....

Meanie Reese said...

Rofllllllll!!!!! Dia, omg!!! Hahahahahaaa!!!

dia papaya said...

That's what I'm here for babe!

nudibelle said...

dead ass wrong leave those kids hanging like that

dia papaya said...

It's frankly a win win! Bubble burst, orgasm, then a fulfilling BM. All in a days work for RiRi. She's a multitasker that one!

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cheesey.burrito.whore said...

I don't know how serious your loved ones' situation is, but look into a group called To Write Love On Her Arms. They may be able to help track down resources in your area. They are a great group with a very touching beginning and believes everyone matters. EVERYONE.

Alicia said...

I'm just thinking of all the kids, parents, teachers ( many of which had children at home waiting for them I'd imagine ) who spent hours waiting to get just a few minutes??? The amount of selfishness and complete disregard is astounding .. Not to mention how many kids put so much in to this project were probably emotionally hurt by this. Wow - just wow - I thought Ri was an idiot before. Now I think she's just a "c" you next Tuesday - she's getting to be as bad as Ashlee Simpson in my eyes and that's saying A LOT.

kj said...

@Puggle. i dont know where you live, but contact your local county mental health provider. i suspect your relative may be dual diagnosis and if so, they can help you out. since i dont know the drug of choice or her circumstances, if she has kids, contact your social services. they will offer voluntary services and they try to keep the kids with relatives

Fish said...

Rude cow

ljsmed said...

@Puggle
Does she have insurance? Granted, that does not always help. Depending on the issue I know a place that worked wonders for me.

scratchy kitty said...

Cosign. No woman would come up with that one on her own. Only a man thats into backdoor entrances would, and hed have to tell the woman exactly how to do it.

scratchy kitty said...

A few months ago I said that Riri would wind up in the 27 club. Scratch that--the clocks already ticking. As thin as she has been recently, I suspect theres more than drugs going on (altho drugs are certainly involved) I suspect anorexia. She just has that same look Karen Carpenter had (I rememeber when she was alive). Not just in the frame but the eyes too. Anorexics just have this haunted look. BTW, it wont surprise me if Blohan outlives her.

anon said...

The only shocking part about this blind to me is that if this is Dane Cook, that his douchey self is considered B-!

PuggleWug said...

Thanks for the tips! Kj, there are no kids involved, thank gawd. Along with substance abuse, there is bipolar disorder, which I assume is what you mean by dual diagnosis. I've done some research for programs within our county. I found a few, but still need to learn the details.

correy said...

Have you considered the fact that their labels & the people surrounding them don't want to see them get help? It's easy to be armchair psychologists but think about the leeches around them. Rihanna has been supporting her family & others for almost ten years. Things of what they've seen, been exposed to or offered. I think of this as a variation of Judy Garland as she was growing up, she was still a mess as an adult. They don't want her to get help (same as Chris Brown, despite protests) cause of the money & publicity. If she goes in for a 90-day stay, think of how many"artists" would love to take her place in the public's eye. But none will be called "ghetto trash"like you do her. Instead of being able to mourn her beloved grandmother & spend time with her grandfather she has concerts. I think that lids has affected her more than we know, she had a reputation of being very good to her fans & charities, there was a girl battling cancer that she was close to who died. How would you have handled all of this if you were in her shoes? I pray she gets help & carves out a normal life.

Marimont said...

@Pugglewug, delurking to warn you to make sure you fully research any rehab facility willing to accept your relative. Since the TomKat hoopla last year, I've been following CO$ and one of its many insidious offshoots, Narconon. (Emphasis on the CON) Their facilities, methods and concept of 'rehab' is chilling and frightening. They don't publicise their connection to CO$ so folks don't realise they've been duped. They are in trouble in several states for, amongst other things, insurance fraud and are facing multiple wrongful deaths lawsuits. Please, please be careful and remember Google is your friend. And Tony Ortegas blog, the Underground Bunker is a goldmine of information. Good luck ;)

AuntJess said...

I will accept that dookie bubble a a shoutout to me ;)

AuntJess said...

When is she hitting 27 again?

feraltart said...

CrazyCatLady, good luck. My best wishes to you & big hugs. Please keep us posted. (Sorry I can't reply to you, not on a mobile site).

DAMD Tech said...

trash, pure and simple, self centered, thoughtless addict brain there. Who keeps grammar school kids waiting 4+ hours? Do you know they missed their dinners? They were out of their minds with anticipation and boredom! And rehab is for people who finally come to accept that they have a problem and their life is out of control which is pretty hard for a rich bitch who has people pandering to her bad behavior. This will end badly, she will never have the small bit of humility and self awareness necessary for rehab. See also: Lohan (entire family), Mel Gibson, Tara Reid, etc.

Seachica said...

Thanks a lot, cdan. I'm reading this at lunch during a cribbage tournament. Now all afternoon I will be giggling whenever someone talks about pegging.

DAMD Tech said...

and "over scheduled" my ass! I could circumnavigate this entire city twice in 4 hours. The "few minutes" was when they thought they could get her upright with the usual potions. This time probably took some espresso with narcan.

MojoBella Mama said...

Yeah, I'm glad you covered this, Enty.

I listened to the radio covering this for about 2 of the 4 hours she was late, and it was really a shame. The kids were even off yesterday, and they came back to the school and just waited around.

There were a couple "5 minute warnings" that she was arriving, but as others from here said, there isn't anywhere in the City you could be that you couldn't get to that high school in a maximum of 2 hours. So at worst, she should have been 2 hours late, but having been on the roads myself yesterday, there wasn't traffic at its worst.

She didn't care, her people didn't care, and again, this is the power of celebrity and as someone else said, this is a bunch of hangers-on who don't dare tick off their meal ticket. They indulge her and enable her. And when she goes off the rails, they'll all sell their stories to keep that money rolling in.

T'was a darned shame. I wish the kids would have had the cajones to let her walk into an empty gym.

PuggleWug said...

@Correy, I have never referred to her as ghetto trash. The enablers leeching off of her is disgusting. In the end though, it is her choice to get help. Like Lohan, she has decided not to get any.

Nothanksdarlin said...

PuggleWug, I don't know her situation but has she thought about just plain ol AA. It's free and it works for booze and drugs. There are tons of women there that will help her and they can also hook her up with a halfway house if she needs to get out of her current situation. I speak from experience. It can be done without rehab. My fingers are crossed for her. It's a hard road but it's worth the fight.

Charley said...

Good lord. I had to google 'pegging'. What happened with Difficult Brown? SO not cool to keep 2500 kids waiting. Get it together RiRI!

cornflowerbluezz said...

@Marimont I'm glad I'm not the only one posting about Co$ & Narconon. I was coming back to post similar info, but was afraid I might sound weird since I lurk, too. Thanks for continuing to spread the word. :-)

@pugglewug Co$ is extremely cagey these days changing the names of their addiction centers given all of the recent lawsuits. While many appear to still use the Narconon name, "New Life" has started to pop up.

There's nothing wrong with alternative therapies, but if a rehab is offering sauna detoxification/vitamin therapy, please be sure to triple check the facts. Narconon boasts a 76% recovery rate using their "New Life Detoxification Program." That's false info. It's also extremely dangerous.

If you see "Association for Better Living and Education" in the ownership/trademark area on any rehab site, it's a Co$ Narconon program.

I'm not trying to scare or overwhelm you. Co$ is a hot button for me, so I concentrate my efforts informing people about the abuses & neglect of Co$'s so-called drug rehab program, Narconon.

@Marimont is right about Tony Ortega. His site is excellent for up-to-date info on all things Co$. www.tonyortega.org

There's also "Reaching For The Tipping Point" forum dedicated to stopping the abuses of Narconon.

If you, or anyone on this site, can't tell if they're being tricked by Co$ to go to one of their recovery centers, please contact Mary McConnell at http://reachingforthetippingpoint.net/ She has put in countless of hours helping others.

I apologize for going OT & writing a book, but I wouldn't want anyone in the CDaN. family be scammed by the Co$ when people are most vulnerable.

I hope this helps. My prayers & positive thoughts go out to all who are struggling...be it addiction, abuse, trauma, etc.

Good luck! :-)

cornflowerbluezz said...

@crazycatlady Good luck! Will keep positive thoughts coming your way.

dia papaya said...

Of course it is AuntJess! Thanks for helping write that joke ;)

correy said...

@Puggle, I didn't say you did. There are some who come in here & take their frustrations out on these celebrities. I will ask how many people in her life are seriously urging her to get help? Enty can say this all he wants but if he were a real entertainment lawyer he would talk about how difficult it is when those closest to her would talk about the huge cost & losses if a tour was scrapped & she went to rehab. It's better for them to pay mortgages & for braces while she's "popping mollys". I don't know how old you are but when Elvis was near the end, no one was pushing for rehab because they were making too much money. When he died, they were still making money & blaming each other. I say the trash comment because it irks me. I wonder how ppl making comments would feel if their saintly celebs were found to be monsters behind the scenes?

correy said...

Or maybe saint Justin taught her. No, he's an angel, only someone as nasty as brown would do this. None of you know what these people are like behind the scenes. JT has been proven to be a jerk over & over, but he releases an album & goes on SNL & gets married, all is right in tee world. Had to find a way to work him(cb) in. Sigh..

correy said...

Excuse the typos.

All about Eve said...

@Anna, rotfl

DewieTheBear said...

God, you are all making me feel like an old slut. You had to look up pegging? *sighs*

To be young again ;)

Ari said...

Don't worry @pugglewug, I'm with you...her, beater brown and ll are unappreciative people that have the world at their disposal and decide to use it this way...I personally can't stand them

PuggleWug said...

I think Narconon requires insurance anyway, so it's a no go. It did pop up in my search results. I had no idea that CO$ had their claws in it.

Lucas said...

@Robin - exactly. Nothing wrong with a little pegging between consenting adults. Not that I'd know anything about it.

Izzie said...

Hahahahaha @Seachica - 15-2, 15-4 and a PAIR for 8!

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

@correy: We know about plenty of celebrities who behave badly, some of them even people we like/liked at one point; fortunately, we also hear about celebs' good deeds and kindnesses to others. Also, don't forget that very few people are entirely good or bad--we're all human, including celebrities, and we've all done stupid/asshole things at one point, and good, decent things at another. Granted, there's a tipping point past which it's pretty obvious that a particular individual is Not A Good Person, but even they generally have the potential to get it together, try to make amends, and go forward and do better in the future.

I've been thinking about this whole subject for a while, but especially after the posts where people have posted their own BIs about people they know or know of, as opposed to celebrity, and it seems to me that celebs aren't necessarily that much more screwed up than "civilians" are--they simply have more fame and money, which means they can do things on a much grander scale, but the bad behavior really isn't that different from what we all see every day around us. It's been my experience and opinion for years that money doesn't change people; it just amplifies their basic character traits and, in some cases, allows them to finally do some of the things they couldn't before--both for good and for bad. Drew Barrymore would still be a sweetheart even if she were an underpaid salesclerk at Wal-Mart; she wouldn't be able to pay for a homeless family's apartment and put the dad to work for her company, but doubtless she'd be trying to help them work with the system to find a place, maybe buying them some groceries, and generally trying to do what she could to help. There are plenty of others (who shall remain nameless) who are sleazy guys who hit on women and girls who are way too young for them or otherwise outside of their weight class, and who generally act like assholes; those guys would no doubt still be assholes, with the main difference being that they probably wouldn't be able to pull chicks as easily without the warm, flattering glow of celebrity to gloss over their less attractive qualities (both physical and mental). Then there are people like Charlie Sheen, who, while he wouldn't be able to indulge his vices to the degree his current fame and income allow, also wouldn't be able to donate money to people who need it on the same scale; he'd probably still be doing both, though, because that's the kind of person he seems to be irregardless.

If there's anything my history reading has taught me, it's this: human beings haven't changed a damn bit in thousands of years of recorded history, and probably from before that time as well--the technology used in the course of their day-to-day lives has definitely changed, but people's patterns of behavior have been pretty damn consistent. (Case in point: a papyrus scroll from a father in ancient Egypt chewing out his son who's away at school, because word has gotten back to Dad that Junior has been hanging out "where the streets smelleth of beer", or the father in medieval Europe, also writing his son at school, who complains that he's heard the kid spends all his time playing a lute and chasing the local girls, rather than concentrating on his studies. Higher education clearly has not changed much over the past 5000 years or so...)

TL:DR: Perspective--it's a wonderful thing. *starts humming Depeche Mode's "People Are People"*

dia papaya said...

Robin - Thumbs up! That was so well said. Happy Saturday to ya!

I won't use the emoticon since it looks like boobs or a butt crack depending on your frame of mind. What do you think? See... (Y) boobs or butt crack?

Meanie Reese said...

I'm seconding Dia on Robin's commet: Brava, Robin!!! <3

bri swartley said...

Her family is like the Lohans. They certainly aren't going to help her, dont you remember her dad saying he loved Chris Brown & thought they were great together? She comes from drunks & women beaters. Hard to get help from that.

erika said...

idc...i dont care i hope she breaks down ...badly...its the only thing that will finally get here away from douche brown....or they both end up dead/vegetable-ized...

correy said...

Robin, thanks. I agree that there are some who be the same regardless of their financial or power status. I try to post in certain postings because whether you like them or not, they're people. I've seen nasty comments about Charlie Sheen postings turn nice when a kindness posting was done on him. I know there are certain notables that bring out the ire & tarts that, but I want people to look past the surface to what's going on behind the scenes. I tank God for ones like Danny Bonaduce because he exposed a side that made us look twice at the business. I wonder if Rihanna goes through what Britney has gone through will people become sympathetic to her actions? I think this is a cry for help, but those around her are too busy making money off her to care. I hope some will temper their comments but I doubt it. I love good snark, but a lot goes too far. Take care. P.S. I'm just happy when someone responds to a long time lurker like me.

Jessie said...

Dane Cook is still a B?!

Audrey said...

@ Dia - of course you know that Barrington is very affluent, not at all like the socio-economic background of the kids from Rogers Park. The kids from Barrington are mostly white and predominantly upper middle class. That's what I think is so funny. Those girls think they relate to Ri, but they live in a galaxy FAR FAR FAR away from Ri's. That's what's cool about that whole situation - worlds colliding.

Kady Kat said...

@robin...dagnabbit, it's 2am and I have Depeche Mode stuck in my head. If this were Facebook, I would totally Vega-roll you with Tom's Diner in retaliation. Grumble. Solid point though

Alicia said...

My friends dad, who is the author of a world famous children's book series , sent my friend to Narcanon five years ago and paid 50k - my friend was starved, dehydrated, subject to sensory depravation ( locked in black soundproof rooms for days ) and " audited " to no end - he was literally afraid for his life and was completely oblivious to Co$'s " program " or their reputation. Only after several lawyers and many threats would they even release him after he begged repeatedly to be let out of a " volunteer " facility. He said it was the closest to death he's ever been and he's been shot before. Twice.

J-Mo said...

None of you check out Jezebel now and then? I don't like the so-called feminist post-ers there but found the term pegging in one of my quick perusals.

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Agent**It said...

Info on Narconon lawsuits :


http://tonyortega.org/2013/03/21/scientology-drug-rehab-center-hit-with-four-more-lawsuits

Agent**It said...

Robin, nicely stated. I also think that these people have not developed any interests beyond the fleeting samsara that a sudden shitload of money brings them. That's on them . Time to make the brownies:)

MILDRED PIERCE said...

So she needs rehab based on the fact she has atrocious time keeping and parties every night?? That is ridiculous reasoning if ever I heard it. Did it not occur that she may just need a break from the schedule and to maybe go back to barbados and chill for a year? Whether her label allows that I don't know. But I think the alleged execess that people imagine her to be partaking in is clearly down to the lifestyle. How these people live is not normal. Now matter how you dress it up. So maybe they drink a little more than they should, smoke more weed than they should. I would never say Riri is on Lohan territory because she actually seems ok to me. I notice she hasn't been going out at night during her tour. So I guess that's good. The same old mob saying she's on her way to 27 club have allowed tabloid stories get in the way of common sense. It's actually pathetic people essentially praying on this girl's downfall for their own amusement.

Gayeld said...

Am I the only one that already knew what that was?