Lindsay Lohan Is Sneaky & An Idiot

So, earlier this week when Lindsay Lohan agreed to serve 90 days in a lockdown rehab facility, I said she was stupid for not taking the jail deal. Bobby Brown is kind of proving my point because the prosecutors would have jumped at Lindsay serving 60 days in jail. She would have been out in a day and done with the whole thing. Easy peasy, Michael Lohan makes lemon squeezy and figures out how to sell it and blame Dina when it tastes like crap. Lindsay had another alternative to the 90 day lockdown. She could have had 30 days of house arrest. She turned it down because she didn't want to wear a SCRAM bracelet. Can't live without her booze this one and who could blame her. It seems like she is everyone's go to woman for escorting. Instead of those attractive options, Lindsay took the one that looks least desirable, at least from the outside. 90 days in lockdown rehab. Then her lawyer offers up that Lindsay would like to do her rehab time in New York. Fine the prosecutors said, have at it. It turns out there is no such thing as a lockdown rehab in New York and Lindsay would be able to leave for an hour or two a day and it would not be reported to the police. Ohhhh, see? Could keep on using and nothing would change. Prosecutors finally caught on to this and now, Lindsay is going to have to find another place to go to rehab or go to jail instead.