Monday, April 08, 2013

Random Photos Part Three - ACM Photos Part Two

Beth Behrs

Dog The Bounty Hunter & Beth
Keith Urban
LL Cool J
Hunter Hayes & Stevie Wonder
Michael Chiklis
Big & Rich
I really don't know how Miranda Lambert managed to keep all this together without spilling out.

49 comments:

Lulu G said...

Miranda,who told you that that was a good look ? Her poor bewbs.

VIPblonde said...

That's Miranda's "Try to come after my husband now, bitches!" dress

skimpymist said...

How are Miranda's chichi's not malfunctioning

Izzie said...

Erg, Michael K has pics of Dog stuffing his face into the lady's bosom. Not a pleasant Monday morning sight.

Michael Chiklis will always and forever be The Commish to me.

mmshukla008 said...

WTF Keith! Did you think no one pap your shoes? Those bad boys look like they stink!

MontanaMarriott said...

Nicole did not come with Keith??? Let the divorce announcements commence in 5....4...3...2...

Anna Nonymous said...

The boobs! I bet you she was doing that "hitching- the- dress- back -up- to -where- it- belongs" thing ALL NIGHT. Certainly couldn't have leaned over.

VeeBee said...

Keith has always looked so feminine to me. Not just metro but really feminine and delicate.

LL Cool J at the ACM Awards? *scratches head*

di butler said...

Just what I was gonna say. Nightmare on Motor Boating Street. Dog's dissicated turkey jerky face and O Cedar mop mullet, euww.

Nellie said...

What is with Keith's clown shoes? So odd.

Empress of Socks said...

What's with all the shoes? "what are you wearing? Work boots? Sweet, I'll wear my old sneakers"

SusanB said...

I thought Michael Chiklis was Rick from Pawn Stars at first.

Amartel said...

Country music awards shows - the last refuge of the badly attired. THank GOD! Everyone else is so hair/makeup/clothing-consulted that it's not fun anymore. Like a bunch of Barbies. Might as well turn the red carpet into an assembly line. Roll them right from the hotel to carpet to back door of theater. Also, any event where Dog and Beth might actually breathe the same air as Nicole Kidman is per se funny. (Not sure if she was there or not, but the thought amuses.)

ABlake said...

I think Nicole may be on a press tour for her new Grace Kelly film. All I know is that if I were married to Keith, I wouldn't let him out of my sight. That guy has amazing talent imo. Singing/writing and his guitar playing is really good.

Dog and Beth. Sheesh the only couple missing were Mama June and Honey Boo Boo.

Love Big & Rich. Glad they are still around.

rejectedcarebear said...

I see Dog the bounty hunter and his wife and all I think about is South Park.

I think LL was there because the show aired on CBS.

munchkin said...

Ladies Love Cool James!

Einstein DeGeneres said...

I think Keith Urban is HAWT, even (or especially) with his work boots.

Anna Nonymous said...

I like the Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife Beth. They're really good people on their show, often letting people who've jumped bail go, counseling them, getting them food, etc. I like to see nice caring good people do well. She looks like she's put some lbs back on, but it's kind of refreshing to see a big gal get love.

curlyhairslacker said...

At first glance I thought Hunter Hayes was Joffrey, and I almost slapped my iPad screen!

canadachick said...

i think i said this before but what the hell i'll say it again ...country stars have NO TASTE in clothes !!

libby said...

When I see Dog & Beth, I always think South Park too. SO funny.

But they kind of warm my heart, because they DO seem like so well-matched, loving partners. It gives you assurance there may really be someone for everyone.

I mean, if she thinks he's HAWT & vice versa, who are we to argue?

Turkish Taffy said...

I love Michael Chiklis on "Vegas". Dennis Quaid is killing it by overacting, but I like Chiklis' character; I think he plays it subtly and nuanced.

Amartel said...

Yeah, don't get me wrong. Dog and Beth are real people. I like them despite the issue back a few years ago which I suspect was a correct character assessment but with very wrong and very needless racial overtones. Also, they are very into each other which is sweet.

libby said...

Amartel--Even narrow minded buffoons with terrible fashion choices love love, right? ha ha

Amy Scott said...

Miranda Lambert looks like one of those cheap, tacky cornbread girls you see living in trailers across the south. Money can't buy class.

FS said...

Looks like Miranda Lambert discovered heavy duty double stick body tape and flesh covered petals. Hope so anyway.

warmislandsun said...

I like Beth's dress. Miranda's dress reminds me of that song, "Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro..."

Agent**It said...

"one of those cheap, tacky cornbread girls you see living in trailers across the south"

YAWN.

anon said...

I'm shocked that Nichol Kidman let Keith Urban out of the house with those Herman Munster boots on. And my biggest problem with Miranda Lambert's dress is that it's not properly tailored for her - it should be hiked up more in the boob area.

Sherry said...

I think Hunter Hayes hanging with Stevie Wonder s weirder.

Lord Beth has tremendous chi chis!That dress scares more than Miranda Lamberts. And the cups are too small for her. Surprised there wasn't a nip slip.

GatorGirl said...

Omg! Now I'm gonna be singing that all night!

scratchy kitty said...

^^THIS^^
And theyre a popular pick for a couple of the older blinds too.

Lisa said...

First LL Cool J was there because he is on Brad Paisley's new cd that is coming out.

Anyone who is a fan of Keith's know he could really care less about fashion when he is able to be himself. He wears what is comfortable. When he is onstage it is usually a pair of jeans, t-shirt or loose button shirt if lucky and whatever shoes he grabs. His big priority is his guitars and that is what the fans care about.

I remember watching him play at the Tin Roof in Nashville before he became famous. That seems so very long ago. Saw him when he was touring with Brooks and Dunn. If you want to talk a testosterone tour, try Brooks and Dunn, Keith Urban, Trace Adkins and Toby Keith! The roster switched up sometimes but there was several shows that they were all there and man it was killer.

I was really shocked to not see Nicole there last night as she has always made it a point to be front row center at these things. I am glad that she didn't though as the light is being shined on him and not on her! He deserves to be recognized and when she shows up the press seems to push him back.

Lisa said...

I adore Miranda and am so glad that she won the awards she did last night as she so deserves them.
For anyone who doesn't know the song that her and Blake won the award for last night. "Over You" was written about Blake's brother that died many years ago.

As for the dress I am not sure about it but I know not long ago she was seriously working out and now hmm. But I do know after the show I called my roadie friends and placed my own bet hahaha.

Sunny said...

I am finding Chicklis strangely attractive here. How you doin?

Jenn said...

Bounty Hunter Beth's Bountiful Bosoms need more fabric. She and Dog need to stay out of the tanning bed, and off the hair bleach.
Miranda just, well..God bless a Texas girl, she needs help.

Lola said...

So...Beth the bounty hunter has some boobs, huh?

All about Eve said...

I don't care what kind of shoes Keith is wearing he is still hot.

I like Miranda but that dress looks too small for her.

I saw that other picture of Dog with his face in his wife's chest, who does that in a red carpet?

Lisa said...

Here is the song Brad Paisley and LL Cool J sing together and it is wonderful! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC6Ev5o5r7Y

FS said...

Yes, the new song "Accidental Racist", it is being roundly mocked on twitter today. It's hysterical.

PuggleWug said...

Does Beth Dog (I have no idea what their last name is) have implants? I used to think she was very overweight until I realized that her massive tatas make her look heavier.

I don't like the pairing of Lambert's dress with those shoes.

PuggleWug said...

@Amy Scott, did you mean corn fed girls?

Lisa said...

Well @FS guess I am just weird as I happen to like it and the message it is trying to get across.

mad cat said...

I watched the award show last night. I dont really listen to country but my husband does and so I was doing it for him. I will say I looked at him at one point in time and was like," I wonder why I dont listen to more new style country?" It wasnt nearly the beating that I thought it would be and I listwn to Mumford and the Avett Brothers amongst others that seem very country influenced

Seahorse said...

@Puggle wug you caused me to spit water on my phone with your "Beth Dog" reminds me of Joel McHale calling Ice Ts wife Coco T and cracked me up! Thank you for my best laugh of the day!

Kloie said...

This is like the "oh, hell no" post.

KittensRUs said...

In Miranda's defense, she has lost a ton of weight recently. Girlfriend looked like a sparkly walrus at the Grammy's. Black is a better color and she looks to have dropped a good ten pounds since then.

Sian said...

JESUS those tetas on the lady with Dog :o :o :o

jaariel said...

I saw Miranda several yrs ago when she was 17 in Henderson, TX when she opened for Robert Earl Keen. This was before she was on a label & her dad had paid to self-publish her first CD with all original music and it was & is still my favorite of hers. I told everyone I knew that she was going to be a huge star. This was about a yr before she went on Nashville Star. Anyway, I bought her CD there & had her autograph it. She was so cute, you could tell she wasn't used to signing autographs & was sort of shy & awkward about it, but she blew me away with her raw talent. Of course, she never thanked or acknowledged my foresight LOL!