Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Random Photos Part Three

Emmy Rossum at some event. Not sure how she ended up on top.

The Goopster at a book signing in NYC. Apparently people showed up. Disappointed.
Halle Berry is still in Argentina and enjoying the junior size portion of fro yo.
Also pregnant and also eating, Kim Kardashian.
Hugh Hefner celebrated his 87th birthday yesterday.
Justin Bieber's new haircut reminds me a lot of

Yeah, it is like a geometry book exploded all over Julianne Hough and Theresa Palmer.
Jon Hamm showed off his Hammbone even in high school and
January Jones on the far right at her high school.
Justin Timberlake is one happy guy.

66 comments:

Karen said...

Why did Enty label the Octomom picture as Kim Kardashian?

urban chaos said...

KimK is just not attractive- take away her sparkle and mess of procedures and she's just a mess.

Miley and Justin are twink twins!

urban chaos said...

*spackle aka make up

Izzie said...

Not a Goop fan, but love that outfit!

I had to zoom in, it looked like Kim K was eating out of a tin of Dinty Moore beef stew!

I like the Jon & January pics. :)

auntliddy said...

Miley looks just plain ugly with that hair. Biebers already a lost cause.

ethorne said...

I didn't know Hef was married to Chelsea Handler.

Oh Hammy, nothing can keep you down.

Wendy Davis said...

Damnit. I was about to make myself lunch and then I looked at JT's nose...

All about Eve said...

What a bunch of boring people!!! Excluding the Hammbone of course.

Anna Nonymous said...

Oh my.. Kim... take it easy girl. All my snarking on her and her family... I don't take it all back, but now I just feel mean. Look at the poor girl. She's a mess. Jeeeeezus. She was always a little bigger, and that was great but, she looks so pale and doughy now. Put DOWN the ice cream Kim, it is not your friend. No matter how much you eat, it's not going to make the pain, shame and emptiness go away. Yikes! On the plus side, I feel much better about myself now!

katydid said...

I love the Hamm and JJ high school pictures. Xander was right he's been an exhibitionist for a long time, I'll bet he "forgot" his bathing suit in high school too.
JJ's pic just screams 90's to me. I think I had the same sunglasses as her!

skimpymist said...

Entry totally stole my line. I've been saying for weeks that Miley and bieber can't be distinguished with those fugly hair do's.

Meanie Reese said...

*raises lone hand* I love Miley's look these days! Leave Miley aloooone!!! ;(

KimK. Oh dear! LMAO!!

katydid said...

Oh and Kim K looks like shit. Shocker!

parissucksliterally said...

Kim K has the WEIRDEST pregnant body EVER.

Jon Hamm was ALWAYS adorable!

Wendy Davis said...

I love Goopy's outfit too, but she is not a natural beauty and needs to wear make for christ sakes.

LottaColada said...

@Karen- BURRRN.

nevermindthat said...

Kim Kardashian

She can't stop eating.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Why shouldn't Emmy get the top spot? She's more talented than most of the goobers that get the top spot.

Jeneral said...

I predict a weight loss promotion in Kim K's future. I think it's funny that she claims she is only craving healthy snacks like carrots. Busted!

Colleen said...

I like Miley's new look too, Reese. I'll join you in the hand raise!

Look at how genuinely happy JJ's smile was back then.

Cassandra Kelly said...

I'm not liking Emmy's makeup here and Goop looks hot.

AKM said...

Enty. Wow. So much Goop hate. She's a bit pretentious and out-of-touch with the common folk. Fine. We know this.

She does NOT, as far as I know, kick puppies or have swastika tattoos. I mean...for goodness sake.

As a person who has health issues that have been resolved with adopting a similar diet, I know that I plan to get her book from the library. I'll happily give a full review should anyone want one. ;-)

Amy said...

Funny how TMZ doesn't have access to the same photos of Kim Kardashian that everyone else does ... (Did the Kardashians give TMZ all their early-year scoops on Paris Hilton or something? Why is TMZ 100 percent in that family's pocket?)

Alicia said...

@ Reese & Jeneral - my thoughts exactly! Hahhaa

January Jones looks exactly the same now. I look nothing like I did in HS ( thank the gods )

EmEyeKay said...

@JBE: I knew you'd be happy with that pic. Does that make up for the fact that there won't be more Jessica Alba photos?

Sylvia said...

Is that the Beaver in Drag? hehehe

Wen said...

PSL - Pregnancy makes all her implants go wonky.

Danielle said...

JT annoys me.. I just really don't get the appeal! And did he have his hair chemically straightened or does he do it with a straightener everyday now?

Silly Girl said...

Wow, I just love the candid pics of random celebs and the cryptic quotes that Enty HOLY SHIT IS THAT KIM KARDASHIAN?!?!

Silly Girl said...

Sorry, stream of consciousness.....but seriously, HOLY SHIT.

discoflux said...

To be fair, she IS eating oatmeal. And she made damned sure that label was facing out!!!

If she didn't pack on the makeup, fake tan, and spanx - she'd ALWAYS be pale and doughy. Let's not blame the fetus for that.

mistang said...

Kim is eating oatmeal. It's weird how much paler her face is than the rest of her body. Like she applied white cream or something and it's not all rubbed in. This picture shows her natural look and we normally bitch about her caked on makeup. She should do it more often; people will see her as human for a change.

Anna said...

She's eating Quaker oatmeal express, probably the brown sugar one.

Silly Girl said...

You guys are funny. I don't care what she's eating. Whether it's oatmeal or Fro-Yo, who cares?

Anna said...

Well they did feature that photo.

O'Really said...

I think Fiona Gallagher deserves the top spot. She's had a rough week between Frank and Steve.

Tempestuous Grape said...

I'm more frightened of the Quaker Oat's she's holding than how she looks. Garbage.

Lola said...

I have a high school picture on that same staircase as John Hamm.


And what in the holy hell of ink shop accidents exploded all over Julianne?


Finally...I'd totally go to a Goop book signing. Sunny? Field trip?

Staple611 said...

It's weird to see January Jones (a) smiling (b) with friends.

Lola said...

On a further Jon Hamm note, I don't remember him being known for showing the goods or anything in high school. He was in a different grade than me but close enough I imagine I would have heard something like that.

mistang said...

I did not realize Reggie Bush's girlfriend was pregnant, too. That explains so much.

http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_x7hdfjfn/

AKM said...

Lola! I forgot that you went to John Burroughs! :-)

sylmarillion said...

That picture of Hef favours him by a good thirty years.

Kim looks...ordinary?

I liked Miley's new look but in recent weeks something has changed. The look in her eyes is slightly manic.

Patricia said...

KimK, Princess Kate, and I are all due in July. Princess Kate doesn't even look preggo, I'm in the middle, and KimK just looks bad. I don't have access to millions of dollars but I look a little bit Better than that. And I'm working full time and chasing a 2 yr old. I also try to dress appropriatly for my size and stature. If I had $$ I'd look more like Princess that KimK. I hate snarking on preggo women, because there but for the Grace of God go I, but come on. I think she's doing this crap on purpose. I think I need another month off from her. Though I'll be glad her and Princess will take all the paps away my birth. I was afraid there would be a riot for pictures. You know how that goes! I also think KimK is going to have "issues" with birth just to make life more interesting and about her.

Lola said...

@AKM...

Yes. I am famous by association. You may address my assistant.

;)

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Empress of Socks said...

I feel like in that photo you can see Kim's fake ass, like the crease on the bottom where her ass meets her thighs goes up a little to high

jax said...

"Silly Girl said...
You guys are funny. I don't care what she's eating. Whether it's oatmeal or Fro-Yo, who cares?"

EXACTLY. Honestly, you all whine and moan that celebs don't show the real side of pregnancy etc and then you ALL rail against the girl for EATING or not looking her best while PREGNANT. Way to empower your fellow women.

FUCK. *head desk*

Popnursing said...

Loved all the 80's pics of Jon Hamm. I would have crushed on him so hard back then, ala Jake Ryan.

lilo723 said...

Wow! This is the first time I actually think Kim Kardashian looks beautiful. She's natural and pregnant.
I also thought the Biebs got his haircut in honor of his bestie Miley.

PuggleWug said...

@Lola, was Hamm a nerd in high school? When I saw him in that picture I immediately pegged him as the nerd in the high school caste system.

dragon said...

Lmao Karen. Messed up

Dani said...

I'll join you! I love Miley's style as well. I've always been envious of those who can rock a super short do.

scratchy kitty said...

Julianne, if you have your heart set on marrying GMD, youve gottta dress better. A lot better. Xenu would not approve.

Lucas said...

@Reese - me too!

Sunny said...

Hi Lola!
Totally! And I would practice my Spanish with her and ask her what blush she uses. I think I have officially become a Stan :)

Beta said...

stop snarking on KK's pregnant body!!

I dislike that family and dont get the fascination, but lately I only read comments like 'whale' 'fat' and stuff like that, and that's not ok!!
Some pregnant women become aerostatic ballons and her complexion is bound to that.

whitney_world said...

Wow, I didn't realize Kim was so pale. Nothing wrong with it, I just didn't know.

Armadillo Cake said...

Holy Moly! Saddle up that Kardashian!

Barton Fink said...

I feel that Kardashian has snookered all of us. She announced that she was HURT by all the comments about her body, when she wasn't showing and wasn't in public and no one was making comments about her body. Then she shows up in that outfit all the time? Just tune it out, people. She's a motherfucking nonfactor.

auntliddy said...

Live you ladies, but miley looks too too ugly with thus "look." Completely unflattering.

auntliddy said...

Beta and all- i dint think people should snark on her oregnant bidy either. Its the godawful, monumentally, world class, stupendously ugly clothes she insists on wearing. I snd im guessing others, are wondering why someone with all her resources would dress so ugly and unflatteringly. Its hard to figure out why. And saying its on purpose is giving her too much credit; i think thats her taste.

Patricia said...

I was snarking on her clothing choice. I dress to flatter my growing body, not accentuate the negatives.

hotchacha said...

Kimbo looks pretty uncomfortable.

crila16 said...

You can actually see the outline of Kim's butt implant in that photo.

sheit_ur_duinit_wrawng! said...

Google Bev Bighead from Rocko's Modern Life, and look at Kim Katrashian. See a resemblance?

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