Saturday, April 13, 2013

Where Is Kany West?

Yesterday as Kim Kardashian left court with ten deputies surrounding her, she had no one else with her. No family members and no Kanye West. It is interesting to me that Kanye has been holed up in Paris for months and makes Kim fly to him even though she is the one who supposedly almost had a miscarriage from all her running around. All of the rumors about Kanye sleeping with another woman that have come out this week were brushed aside by the woman, but it seems to me that Kanye is trying everything he can to push Kim away. He has basically implied that she needs to go through this alone and that he is going to do his thing and she can do her thing. Makes you all kind of wonder if it was a publicity thing that got out of hand.

124 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Why do I have a mental picture of Kim digging through Kanye's trash for a used condom after Kanye's male assistant came over for a visit?

Anna Nonymous said...

Nice one Enty. I love the bit at the end about "makes you kinda wonder, if it was all a publicity stunt that got out of hand?..." Exactly.

Alicia said...

Kanye West is being a selfish dick. Weird.

Xander Dyle said...

It's Douchetastic Dude Saturday!

donner said...

TEN deputies?

lvang12 said...

Entertainment news show last night said they have spent only 18 days together since they announced the pregnancy. 18 days in almost 4 months. Doesn't look good for Kimmy.

Syko said...

What in holy hell is she wearing?

All that aside...isn't he the father of the baby? Why would he feel she needs to go through things alone? Asshat.

Miss V said...

I usually just lurk, but @VIP that is by far one of the best comments I've read all day. I too had the same image run through my mind after reading this post.

Anna Nonymous said...

Can anyone enlighten me as to why her face isn't showing any of this weight gain? Isn't it normal that your face would fill out along with your body?

rejectedcarebear said...

Haha right?

HannahBanana said...

Where is the E in kanyes name? Lol! Don't make go all AnnE Hathaway on ur ass Enty!!

PuggleWug said...

I think PMK would be the one digging in the trash.

Eric said...

I was thinking the same thing. Why was she at court all alone and where the hell is Kanye? If my "girlfriend" was pregnant I think I might be a little more protective over her and want to spend more time with her. The fact that he is out of the country for the entire pregnancy is very telling.

After Kim wraps up her divorce she will have to haul Kanye into court for child support.

This is definitely a case of a publicity stunt that got out of hand.

ethorne said...

It's OK legally it's Kris' baby anyway.

Amy said...

Maybe he's not the father and not worried about her hauling him into court for child support.

Xander Dyle said...

Only some pregnant women gain weight in their face. My wife is pregnant with number two and both times all the weight goes to her belly and boobs. Her face looks exactly the same. She just looks like she is smuggling a beach ball and wearing a great push up bra. ;-)

msgirl said...

I'm evil because I love this! Anyone else I'd be all over the dude and feel sorry for the woman. But NOT here! Damn right publicity stunt gone bad, myahahah! But she'll cry more crocodile tears on TV and get stupid people to feel bad enough to watch her show.

HannahBanana said...

No it's certainly not something I wonder, I KNOW Kanye is regretting this shit. And she's already pretty much ruined his already shitty reputation. But ignoring her while she is pregnant, that's the nails going in the coffin on his career.

LottaColada said...

@xander, lol there's always a theme

Amy said...

Kris absolutely would try to get custody of the child if (1) he doesn't get an annulment and (2) she then turns around tries to sue him for child support.

Meanie Reese said...

OFFS!!!! Why the hell does this twit have 10 deputies on her?! I cannot believe I'm the only one to comment on that! 10 deputies?!?!

__-__=__ said...

Almost miscarriage?? Methinks Kanye doesn't want to be part of anything that could bring him into court. Like conspiracy charges. Fraud. What else??? YKWIM???

Ms Cool said...

She wasn't alone. Her friends the cameras were there.

Betsy said...

Isn't it funny how Kanye had that song "Golddigger" awhile back? He's like the douchey Nostradamus of rap.

sleep_deprived said...

With my son my features broadened and bloated, but not with my daughter, every pregnancy is different

msgirl said...

Good point about the deputies!

The thing that gets me is that the same crowd that watches the K show probably has a majority of fundamental conservatives, yet they're not crying slut? Sex tape, fastest divorce ever, now pregnant our of wedlock. I hope the house of cards finally comes tumbling down.

plokzy said...

Hey if it happened to Taylor Swift and that one direction dude, it can happen to them

HannahBanana said...

Lmao! Get down Kim, go head get down!

Alma said...

Hahaha! You are perfection. That was beeuutyfulll

Terri said...

Her entire life is a publicity stunt. She reminds me of Tom Cruise in a way. If she lives and creates the illusion of fame and money, so does everyone else.

annabella said...

I am no fan of kk or the klan, but I think that is a very sad picture. baby daddy not there, no family members are there. were they too busy painting their toe nails (and I include kanye in this) to be with her during what I'm sure, fake marriage or not, was a very stressful day?

it just shows that they are all a bunch of narcissists who lack empathy. mommy would have been there had there been a cut for her, but no money was to be made at the court appearance, so why bother. a sad state of affairs. all of their relationships are built on commerce.

The Raving Badger said...

If he stays out of country, he can't be subpoenaed. Duh. They bought a house and are redoing it now. I think they're fine and this is geo-legal maneuvering to keep Kris from being even more douchtastic.

January Girl said...

Yeah, Yahoo did something a few weeks ago where they broke down all 18 days they had spent together and the majority of the time, she flew to Europe for him. Something is up.

The Raving Badger said...

BTW, miscarriage risks decline exponentially after the first trimester until @ the 30th week. Until then, pregnancy is pretty fun.

car54 said...

To be honest, I think she does need to get through this herself.

She made this mess with Kris H and she is still stuck married to him while visibly pregnant with someone else's kid and she should work that out--for her own sake, her kid's sake and I kind of think Kanye being a part of her court obligations would inflame things even more.

I have seen so many stories about how he's distanced himself from her--and it may well be that he doesn't want to be part of the Kardashian crazy train--and frankly I don't blame him. I think he is a very strange guy and I have no idea why he would have gotten into this situation but I can't fault him for staying out of the legal mess Kim has made. He needs to let her get herself single and then be part of their kid's birth if he wants to be in the baby's life.

SusanB said...

Agree with VIPBlonde

hollywood dime said...

@ Betsy... Gold digger WAS about Kim! The whole verse about 'my best friend said she used to fuck with Usher, I don't care what none of y'all day I still love her' Kim was sneaking around with usher at the time and screwing kanye and Reggie.

Gypsy said...

IF? Surely you jest. I just feel so bad for any child born into that selfish oblivion. I really fucking hate people who have children to define themselves or worse for photo ops. So now Kim will be twice divorced and a single mother. Pray that will end her reign of skankiness and we can just be done.

jennifer hansen said...

@anna when my friend had her baby she only gained weight in her boobs & belly, of course she was 20 when she had him so who knows if that played a role in it but i only hope i can be as lucky as she was lol.

Mooshki said...

Simple wrapup: Kim & Kanye were occasional hookups, they decided to be seen together for a while for some easy publicity, Kris poked a hole in all their condoms, Kanye thought it was fun for a little bit using Kim as a human Barbie doll for his bizarre fashion choices, then he realized he couldn't stand being around Kim all the time, and he bailed.

Nellie said...

Hi sleep deprived! Just wanted to say- I am too! :)

msgirl said...

Gypsy is right. Makes me livid. Poor babe.

LottaColada said...

@anna, it has been showing in her face. It's just all going to those LIPS

Nosey Parker said...

Jay-Z and Bey are fake, but they appear to be a super couple. Kanye wanted that too, but didn't factor in dealing with Kim's Momager. Jay-Z and Bey snubbed Kim right from the start, but Kanye got blinded by the big bucks the Kardashian brand has made. I bet Kris Jenner has made it difficult for him to market Kimye because she won't profit from their seperate business.

Martita L said...

@car54: excellent post!

@annabella: don't waste any pity or sympathy on Kim. Everything that bunch does is calculated to the nth degree. I'm sure they are working their butts off to attempt to present her in a sympathetic light and gain more "fans." That oh-so-staged photo of Kim with the (outrageous) TEN deputies is proof of their hijinks.

msgirl: poor babe is right!

discoflux said...

I think you're right, ethorne. In California when a baby is born to a couple, the husband is legally considered the father, right?

audrey said...

This whole going to court alone/feel sorry for me is another step in her publicity for pity routine. Don't you feel sad that she went to court alone, goes to the nail salon alone, picks out really bad maternity fashion alone, and eats her daily oatmeal alone? I want to feel bad for her...there is nothing worse than being pregnant and riding the hormonal roller coaster alone, but I can't seem to find any sympathy for her at all.

Frufra said...

Oh, that's real evidence - only 18 days together in 4 months? I think we can call this one an obvious PR setup - the pregnancy, I mean.

auntliddy said...

Ok, im weighing in with these observations: kanye IS strange, likes his privacy. Prob working in europe. As for them not being together, i dont think either one if them realized a pregnant woman cant do anything she wants, like fly overseas at drop of hat. Because they are both kind of ignorant in that area. Second, the kards shit together as a family, suddenly kim has to be alone for court?? I think it was done on purpose, to show this poor pregnant woman all by herself having to fight in court. Huge visual win in photo dept. and then humpries doesnt even show up? Big win for k klan.
I dont have any idea what the 10 deps were about either, unless death threat called in.

HannahBanana said...

Juicy!! I did not know this.

Meauxelle said...

Maybe this whole thing is a setup for the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardtra$hians... Opening scene, Kim bolts upright in bed, waking from a nightmare. We are seeing scenes of The Neverending Divorce, Kimye, the pregnancy, etc. Kris Humphries pops up from the other side of the bed and says, "Damn! What happened?" as Kim makes eye contact and shivers. "Nothing, babe... Just a bad dream. With a really heinous wardrobe..."

ethorne said...

@Meauxelle-Ha!

Topper Madison said...

I think I need a refresher...why exactly isn't Kim just agreeing to the stinkin' annulment? I know Kris wants to expose the fraud of the situation, but couldn't the Kardashians spin that somehow? I'm pretty sure I could figure out something, if they need suggestions.

Sherry said...

I agree Car54. It's her personal mess and she needs to get out of it. And damn right Kanye wants to get away from crazy PMK AND Kim too. God, how would you like listening to the horrid voice every day. Get some elocution lessons girls. You all sound like valley girl twits.

Scallywag said...

This whole thing was a spectacle. She was alone (without family) because the staged it that way. Dressed all in white with a peter pan collar, the picture of 1955 maternity. She made a big deal about Kris not showing up but he didn't have to. This was a settlement hearing and he's not willing to settle, so it goes to trial.

I have a feeling Kanye has a lot more in common with Kris Humphries than Kim right now. Nine months is a long time and I wouldn't expect him to stop working but 18 days is suspicious for sure.

hilloochka said...

eh, I'm feeling sorry for the baby. but not for Kim & the others.
besides, she's probably sleeping (or slept?) with that PR guy. he's always around.

Vera L- said...

agree with pp who say this is all calculated to garner sympathy for Kim.

Ten deputies for that heffa? Please.

tomselleck4ever said...

I thought Kanye was gay? So maybe She used a sperm donor and a lab to get herself pregnant.

hollywood dime said...

@ raving badger DING DING DING!!!! First right answer of the day.

camembert said...

@Topper, the prevailing theory is that a marriage annulment would render the prenuptial agreement void too, as if there never were one. The prenuptial agreement is presumed to contain a powerful nondisclosure agreement. So if voided, Kris Humphries could reveal the truth about the Kardashians and likely destroy their "brand".

All about Eve said...

ITA @mooshki

mamabot said...

I think it is odd that she has ten uniformed deputies protecting her. In past celebrity escort scenes, the deputies are normally in suits.

Just as with everything the Karsashians do, the entire thing was orchestrated for maximum media impact.

Alma said...

Exactly. Wealthy people can be gold diggers too.

Lola said...

@Raving Badger:

You can still be subpoenaed even if you are out of the country and being out of the country doesn't serve as an excuse for not showing up of you have been subpoenaed. There are ways to put off having to show up but they are unlikely to be granted at this latedate, were a subpoena issued.

Katie said...

Lipstick alley has all this gossip that kanye is still in love with amber and the reason he was so on board with Kim getting pregnant was bc he wanted to get back at amber for getting pregnant.

Anna Nonymous said...

Kanye's working all right, on disintegrating his nasal passages and spending time with his "ASSistant".

GeauxTigahs said...

Hi y'all, I usually just read all the comments, but I wanted to post about this. Isn't it weird in some pictures she looks like a huge bloated cow, but in others, like this one, not so much? The only picture she ever looked preggers in was the one she took of herself and posted. Which was obviously touched up because in all the other pictures her ass is ginormous and her boobs give Jessica Simpson a run for her money.

Maggie Casey said...

I was laughing so hard at the tmz that kept saying Kris is in alot of trouble for not showing up. It seems they are doing everything they can to spin everything pro-kardashian while they can. She will totally be found guilty of fraud, or a least perjury. And if Khloe and Lamar have to go to court for their charity scam, I'm sure they will get found guilty as well. Either way, I think by the end of 2013, this empire will fall

yvettie said...

If my gf looked as fat as her I wouldn't want to be seen with her either.

Katie said...

Bc the prenup and confidentiality agreement only hold up on the grounds of a divorce. If he succeeds with an annulment, he could go for half and write a tell all book or something. He is trying to make it seem that he only wants to get an annulment so that everyone will know that he was defrauded, but that is the tip of the iceberg

G said...

That's exactly my comment in a previous post about them. They are both fame whores but they couldn't compete with each other.

Katie said...

Half of what she made while they were together is still more than what he makes in a year

Walkaboutrix said...

18 days...18 days...Kimmy got one of 'ye's kids, got 'ye for 18 days!

Sorry, couldn't resist :)

Vera L- said...

People joke how dumb Humphries is, but if he can pull off the annulment and bring down the Karda$$ian empire, he might be smarter than we thought.

harryknuckles said...

Pretty sure that Kanye is gay, not so sure that K Trash is really pregnant. If she is, and if Kanye is indeed the father, than it almost certainly was a turkey baster that she did the deed with. Kanye probably had his "assistant" help him load it up. And now he is over in Europe wondering how he could have been so stupid to get himself mixed up with these Kartrashian assholes.

PuggleWug said...

She's not fat, she's carrying around a fetus in her belly. I'm wondering why Kanye isn't there trying to dress her in decent maternity clothes. She consistently dresses like shit.

Anotheramy said...

Ive got no love for the K's but Im not going for the 18 days thing. What it should read is that theyve only been photographed together 18 different days. I know its unlikely but they may have seen each other more than was photographed.
Another point I have a friend and a family member who are both married to people in other time zones. While these are just regular people, they've seen each other less than 18 days in the last 4 months.

MrWolf said...

There's also lines in Gold Digger that seem to refer to Kris Jenner.

Mango said...

@Vera L - Stranger things have happened. Katie Holmes isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer and she was able to extricate herself from the Cake Hating Dwarf and Co$.

Poor Kanye, I really do feel sorry for him. He's over in Paris, kicking himself in the ass, wondering how he got himself into this mess. Having to deal with Kris Jenner for the next 18 years must seem like a life sentence.

PuggleWug said...

I'm sure the lil babe will be worth the hell of having to deal with 18 years of Kardashian. I hope Kanye will wise up and refuse to have the child filmed for the show.

CrazyCatLady said...

10 Deputies = Tax Payer money...very pathetic.

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Me said...

1-do not believe she is actually pregnant.
2-she needs the protection of 10 armed guards, so that all the people who hate her media-whoring family don't beat the stuffing out of her.

gossblogger said...

Oops "He's like the douchey Nostradamus of rap." PMSL Betsy

you play with sharks you get bit

audrey said...

@Mango---don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

PaulaMP said...

I thought Kanye and Riccardo Tisci have been lovers forever. And add me to the list of those who don't believe she is really pregnant, that bump goes up and down and up and down

MadLyb said...

Let's say there's reincarnation and when you die, you get to choose to whom you'll be born. How many of you would choose to be Kim's baby knowing you would grow up in luxury, dressed in designer clothes and would probably in the spotlight for a time. The other choice is to be born in India to an Untouchable single mother. I'm sorry, but that's your karma, because anyone born in the US during this lifetime won the lottery, so it goes downhill from here...

Kowalski said...

I think that picture is misleading. Those guys just happened to be leaving for their lunch break and decided to hold the door for her.

Izzie said...

@ethorne, HAH! She owned the turkey baster - community property, eh?

Izzie said...

@Reesie, I hate to be the Debbie Downer on this one but they have to for celebs. The crazies call in whenever a celeb is going to be in court and they have to extra protection b/c a) they'll get sued up the wazoo by celeb family lawyers if something happens and b) they'll be vilified in the court of public opinion if pregnant Kim gets harassed by a crazy stalker on their watch.

Every time I see pics of these deputies and law enforcement officials surrounding LiLo and the like, I think what it must've been like for them to get dressed that morning. Uniform, gear, belt, holster. What's up today? Exciting day, I get to escort Lindsay Lohan from the bathroom to the courtroom. Aaah... martini or vodka after work? Vodka, honey, neat. Sounds good, I'm having one myself because I get Kim K at the courthouse for the divorce thing. (Meaningful glance.) Let's retire early.

kelgela2 said...

Why was she in court?

nunu said...

Mayb he just is her donor. Shes been wanting a baby for years. Also, thats how amber got the boot, while he was recording in hawaii she got on his last nerves and kicked her out. She could just be playing her part. All in all, what man wouldnt want to be around his baby growing

di butler said...

Yup. Most likely at the behest of her legal team. It garners sympathy for the unsympathetic. PMK ain't the only ho who can work a jury and the media, lawyers do it every day. Where do you think SHE learned it from? Daddy K was OJ's bitch.

auntliddy said...

The trade off would be that you wld be an idiot, raised by idiots. Things change; what if they were to lose their money? Then what do u have? Not much.

pickwickianmom said...

I'm definitely with everyone who says he is running from Kris Jenner.

Remember when Kanye announced from the stage that Kim was pregnant and her mom was angry because she wanted to own and monetize that announcement herself??

There were a few photos that had Kanye being a good little boy and doing some appearances with Kim, and I would scan the background for Kris Jenner and there she was.

I figured that Kris Jenner thought she had trapped Kanye West, but remember this guy has power and money of his own. He's also very independent.

I also read that he said the baby would never be on the reality show. There was some talk of wavering from Kim on that topic. She agreed...she might agree.....maybe.....maybe not. Kim only does what her mother tells her to do. Now Kanye was laying down pressure about two things: whether he was going to be on the reality show (at one point it seems I read that he had finally consented to a few episodes but that didn't happen) and whether the kid was going to be on the show (Kanye says no and Kris Jenner says yes)

I think the kid is Kim and Kanye's. The person who said it was supposed to be an ultra relationship like Jay and Bey is on to something, I suspect. And the fly in that ointment turned out to be Kris Jenner.

I have been seriously wondering if Kanye will step in and file some kind of lawsuit or order to stop that baby from being filmed when it's born. He is really close to his mom. I think his feelings about Kim were initially as real as it gets in his mind.

Ari said...

On the show she's very hush about the divorce with her own family...I honestly believe she is embarrassed about the whole thing and just wants to deal with it on her own, she's a big girl she'll be ok

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

This photo looks like that time that Mormon fringe-cult got raided, where all the women looked like "Little House on the Prairie."

auntliddy said...

Actually, scally, humpriess WAS supp to showup; judge was pissed.

cincinnatikate said...

kanye was on the show, a lot. He's lost his flippin' mind since his mom died. On all accounts, Amber Rose is a decent loyal peaceful attention whore... who wanted to get married and have a baby..Kanye said no, and booted her. The gets a woman who has a manager, a TV show and a sex tape and plastic surgeons on speed dial. TO ME, this screams accident. I don't think Kanye thought she would go through with an unplanned pregnancy if it happened..and by calling her a baby mama when announcing the pregnancy- told her, they will never be married--ultimately Kutting mama Kris off at the Knees---

auntliddy said...

Cam, what secrets could this family possibly have left???!!!!

kj said...

she is farther along than she is letting on. she tweeted her mother in sept intimating she was pregnant. that means the kid gets here in june. and that whole she got pregnant in italy is crap. as far as kanye, he thought he was getting someone every one wanted. apparently he didnt get that everyone already got it and he is dead last

Kloie said...

I think she's pregnant, but I'm going with the GMD Turkey Baster method.

Jazzy said...

Yep. Business arrangement gone bad.

Wen said...

Sorry. Everything bad that happens to this vulgar swine, she deserves.

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rejectedcarebear said...

Lmao Mango. I love that you remembered Tom hates cake!!!

GemTwist said...

@Anna n- i think they're both so f'ng narcissistic this situation is perfect for both. They get tons of time they aren't expected to pay attention & be thoughtful to someone besides themselves PLUS their partner only admires their looks and/or wealth which are the only thing that matter to each.
PS- I've been on a real anti-social kick & haven't been more than skimming CDAN lately, but I hope life's been treating you well. :) <3 to you!

GemTwist said...

He certainly is behaving like someone who feels trapped. 18 days...wow. I am rethinking my other comment.

GemTwist said...

@disco i read somewhere that in cali, a baby born (or maybe conceived?) within so many days of a divorce or official separation is legally considered the husbands. And somehow all of this helps Kris Humps prove his fraud case, which will get him his annulment which will void the prenup which will enable him to sell his story all over & net him a monster settlement.
sorry if you already know this, I'm absurdly excited that a random doofus is out-foxing the family that pulled a monster 'The Emperor's New Clothes' on the entire world.

GemTwist said...

@Izzie - I slap myself for being pathetic, but I think of what it's like to be either of them. I would be so paranoid if i knew 10s of thousands of people hated me & if today was the day one of them decided to do something about it.

GemTwist said...

Too bad Kris H. is gonna ride this pregnancy out so he's the legal father.

wahoowifey said...

@Xander If only guys were more like you this world would be a lot happier place...but we'd have a lot less gossip!

JMS said...

I'm sure the baby thing is all fake. Come'on, she's due in 3 months (July). How long have they been dating. We can count. Kanye's b!tching at the concert about how corporations take over their careers says a lot too.

Long live the common man! Fcuk fame!

Beth said...

What does GMD mean when referring to Tommy Boy Cruise? I've seen him called the Little General, but never heard of GMD...Thanks

January Girl said...

@KJ I've heard mid-June too!

Lelaina Pierce said...

@Beth - It's Lainey Gossip's nickname for him.

Beth said...

Hey, thanks Lelaina! Too funny.

monica said...

Gay midget dwarf, I believe. Very PC.

monica said...

Gay midget dwarf, I believe. Very PC.

NYer said...

@Lola--you may be right if the issuing court is federal, but state court subpoenae are typically not effective overseas.

crila16 said...

Kanye is will his boyfriend, holed up in a hotel somewhere. That's where he is.

Popnursing said...

Yeah because rap fans are sooooo into taking care of their kids. (Gross generalization, I know. Flame me if you want)

Popnursing said...

@Puggle: If the fetus is in her belly, what the hell is she carrying around in her ass?

Popnursing said...

The look on every deputy's face in that picture screams regret over whatever career miscalculation they made to get stuck on this shitty detail.