Friday, April 19, 2013

Your Turn

Tanning mom is trying to make money by doing porn. She says that she will be great and that people will love her. Would you ever watch a porn starring Tanning mom?

54 comments:

Cassandra Kelly said...

Hell no! And don't ask James Deen to do it, please!

Cathy said...

There were photos on TMZ that just can't be unseen :(

Damned Fallacy said...

Only if I needed incentive to remain celibate. *shudders*

Pogue Mahone said...

Basically like looking at a naked Buick seat. Naaahhh.

Lurker Girl said...

There is not enough bleach in the world....

MontanaMarriott said...

Sorry I took so long to respond I was in the bathroom puking my guts out.

Cali Girl said...

she looks like Egyptian mummy...

VIPblonde said...

Gross. Here's a FFF palate cleanser (NSFW, obvi)

FSP said...

Where is the Count?

LottaColada said...

Yes, I'm totally turned on by leather.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Ew.

YoMismo-RememberKermitGosnell said...

I have watched porn involving horses, snakes, 2girls1cup, bondage, golden showers, dogs, midgets (I don't know the euphemism in English), obese (male and female), Kinky Kim Kardashian, even that sextape with the Limp Bizkit guy, but I think I would not watch something with that weirdly coloured old thing appearing in the photos.

Christopher Cruz said...

*shudder*

EmEyeKay said...

LOL @Lotta! You win!

plokzy said...

Ew. No. It would look like intercourse with a smoked salmon. Pass.

Meanie Reese said...

I like leather...just not on the face. ;)

skimpymist said...

Something tells me the photo stunt was done in an effort for a good Samaritan with deep pockets to pay for some plastic surgery. If it works for her I'll be more than happy to do the same stunt for tmz.

Lulu G said...

Mr Lulu G asked if she is going to wear a bag on her head.

sifichick said...

I will pretty much watch any "celeb" sex tape and there is no way in hell I'd ever watch this leather faced hag. She is what nightmares are made of. I can't believe the delusion of this woman. It's in the Lohan stratosphere of delusion.

J Sara said...

Oh lord is she delusional!!! I also wonder if that tmz photographer got hazard pay for those 100 shots.

MISCH said...

gross....

Stephy said...

In a certain way, I think it's great that Tan Mom is so accepting of her own body--why shouldn't she be?--people come in all shapes (and, ahem, colors--even burnt orange). But, in another way, I think she's suffering from the opposite of body dysmorphia--I just don't think she's seeing what everyone else sees. I don't want to body snark--I don't think there's anything wrong with those photos on TMZ--but I just don't get the sense that she recognizes that she is not young and conventionally beautiful.

hothotheat said...

You'd be surprised at what people will watch porn-wise.

I wouldn't of course, but yeah I think someone wants to see that.

I doubt "people will love her" tho'.

rhinovodka said...

only if it involves Octomom and Tanning Mom together.

Just kidding.

Stefa-fa said...

not for all the money in the world. ugh.

Hazeldazel said...

not on a bet. and i've seen some freaky japanese shit.

Xander Dyle said...

Dr. Zaius has happily volunteered to be her sex tape partner
A match made in heaven!

MadLyb said...

It could be dangerous for her costar. I hope they spray him down with Pam (maybe butter-flavored to make it interesting) first or else they might have to pry him off with a spatula afterwards.

Diana G said...

The pics of her on TMZ were HILARIOUS! I couldn't believe how she posed in some of those pics! LMAO!

Harmie said...

I don't think even James Deen would oblige her, and he fucks anything with a vagina.

Harmie said...

Crying

Anothergrayhare said...

Imagine what she's going to look like at 70? She's got to be mentally ill to think that tan looks healthy.

HolidayinCambodia said...

No.

chachi said...

sweet. baby. jesus.

dragon said...

I probably see the clips of it.

Gayeld said...

I'm sure her daughter will be thrilled by this. Way to raise the standards, Mom.

discoflux said...

NO. That is all.

Mary Ann said...

Not in this or any other lifetime.

SueRH said...

I saw that floppy, cottage cheese body over on TMZ. Gross.

auntliddy said...

3 words, ugh, ugh, and ugh. Get help, you crazy.

PotPourri said...

I saw those photos and her stomach looks awful! How can she be in a bikini looking like a 108 year old lizard of a woman.

Horseloving Gal said...

Cathy, you are right that those photos cannot be unseen. At the same time, she looks genuinely happy. At least she's happy...

katydid said...

can the sex tape thing just stop already? Jesus, she looks like something from the Walking Dead. Thanks for the link VIP I accidently clicked without thinking and I'm on my work internet. Great!!!

Tempestuous Grape said...

Oh good god, man. I watch some way-out porn sometimes, but no way on this one.

Alicia said...

Ditto @ dragon

NaughtyNurse said...

Aw...god! I just threw up in my mouth a little!

babo said...

Pogue, this one was hilarious.

lambkin said...

Only if compelled to watch "A Clockwork Orange" style!

audrey said...

Why are they trying to make this mess famous?

just curious said...

She almost looks "black faced"

elspeth said...

Ummmmmmmmmm, I gotta think about this. I could walk around with my 1984 British tan Coach purse, or I could 'eff' it.

I could walk around with Tan Mom, or I could 'eff' Tan Mom.

Gimme a break. Picks up my old purse and walks out....

Goodnight said...
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Goodnight said...

Hell no. That picture is terrifying.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

I know about Rule 34, but is there really someone out there with a beef jerky fetish?