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Hell no! And don't ask James Deen to do it, please!
There were photos on TMZ that just can't be unseen :(
Only if I needed incentive to remain celibate. *shudders*
Basically like looking at a naked Buick seat. Naaahhh.
There is not enough bleach in the world....
Sorry I took so long to respond I was in the bathroom puking my guts out.
she looks like Egyptian mummy...
Gross. Here's a FFF palate cleanser (NSFW, obvi)
Where is the Count?
Yes, I'm totally turned on by leather.
Ew.
I have watched porn involving horses, snakes, 2girls1cup, bondage, golden showers, dogs, midgets (I don't know the euphemism in English), obese (male and female), Kinky Kim Kardashian, even that sextape with the Limp Bizkit guy, but I think I would not watch something with that weirdly coloured old thing appearing in the photos.
*shudder*
LOL @Lotta! You win!
Ew. No. It would look like intercourse with a smoked salmon. Pass.
I like leather...just not on the face. ;)
Something tells me the photo stunt was done in an effort for a good Samaritan with deep pockets to pay for some plastic surgery. If it works for her I'll be more than happy to do the same stunt for tmz.
Mr Lulu G asked if she is going to wear a bag on her head.
I will pretty much watch any "celeb" sex tape and there is no way in hell I'd ever watch this leather faced hag. She is what nightmares are made of. I can't believe the delusion of this woman. It's in the Lohan stratosphere of delusion.
Oh lord is she delusional!!! I also wonder if that tmz photographer got hazard pay for those 100 shots.
gross....
In a certain way, I think it's great that Tan Mom is so accepting of her own body--why shouldn't she be?--people come in all shapes (and, ahem, colors--even burnt orange). But, in another way, I think she's suffering from the opposite of body dysmorphia--I just don't think she's seeing what everyone else sees. I don't want to body snark--I don't think there's anything wrong with those photos on TMZ--but I just don't get the sense that she recognizes that she is not young and conventionally beautiful.
You'd be surprised at what people will watch porn-wise.
I wouldn't of course, but yeah I think someone wants to see that.
I doubt "people will love her" tho'.
only if it involves Octomom and Tanning Mom together.
Just kidding.
not for all the money in the world. ugh.
not on a bet. and i've seen some freaky japanese shit.
Dr. Zaius has happily volunteered to be her sex tape partner
A match made in heaven!
It could be dangerous for her costar. I hope they spray him down with Pam (maybe butter-flavored to make it interesting) first or else they might have to pry him off with a spatula afterwards.
The pics of her on TMZ were HILARIOUS! I couldn't believe how she posed in some of those pics! LMAO!
I don't think even James Deen would oblige her, and he fucks anything with a vagina.
Crying
Imagine what she's going to look like at 70? She's got to be mentally ill to think that tan looks healthy.
sweet. baby. jesus.
I probably see the clips of it.
I'm sure her daughter will be thrilled by this. Way to raise the standards, Mom.
NO. That is all.
Not in this or any other lifetime.
I saw that floppy, cottage cheese body over on TMZ. Gross.
3 words, ugh, ugh, and ugh. Get help, you crazy.
I saw those photos and her stomach looks awful! How can she be in a bikini looking like a 108 year old lizard of a woman.
Cathy, you are right that those photos cannot be unseen. At the same time, she looks genuinely happy. At least she's happy...
can the sex tape thing just stop already? Jesus, she looks like something from the Walking Dead. Thanks for the link VIP I accidently clicked without thinking and I'm on my work internet. Great!!!
Oh good god, man. I watch some way-out porn sometimes, but no way on this one.
Ditto @ dragon
Aw...god! I just threw up in my mouth a little!
Pogue, this one was hilarious.
Only if compelled to watch "A Clockwork Orange" style!
Why are they trying to make this mess famous?
She almost looks "black faced"
Ummmmmmmmmm, I gotta think about this. I could walk around with my 1984 British tan Coach purse, or I could 'eff' it.
I could walk around with Tan Mom, or I could 'eff' Tan Mom.
Gimme a break. Picks up my old purse and walks out....
Hell no. That picture is terrifying.
I know about Rule 34, but is there really someone out there with a beef jerky fetish?
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