Friday, May 03, 2013

Kris Jenner Is Getting Killed By Kanye West

I'm not even sure if Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will get married. I do love the stories that they will, but only if Kanye has his own way. That way is probably giving Kris Jenner a heart attack. According to Radar, Kanye has agreed to marry Kim, but there can be no media present and no deals for wedding photos. Do you know how much money that would have brought to the Kardashians? A lot. Six figures for each and Kris must be dying and trying to figure out a way to make money. I'm guessing there will be some kind of sales of the events leading up to the wedding. Cover stories involving looking for a wedding dress. A new series about getting married, but not actually showing anything or the actual wedding. Maybe Kris could smuggle in pro photographers who would leak photos for money and give a kickback to Kris. A wedding without publicity or getting paid is just something the Kardashians don't do. Well, she has other kids to look forward to exploiting.

41 comments:

auntliddy said...

Im interested to hear her bs denial

FSP said...

Who?

ethorne said...

( . )( . )

LottaColada said...

It's you! Hahaha

MISCH said...

Say what ?

nunu said...

Money or Love ..cant wait to see what wins out.

parissucksliterally said...

That's okay. She has been letting her 15 and 17 yr old daughters post bikini pics of themselves all over the internet. She's whoring those 2 out now.

it took forever said...

What's a PIMP MAMA to do now!!!!

Kanye is such a diva

mngddess said...

Pimp Kris is a disgusting piece of crap. May karma give her everything she deserves.

J Sara said...

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but this actually makes me like Kanye a bit. Whoa. Totally unexpected

Sherry said...

JSara..I was about to say the same thing. I almost like Kanye for thwarting PMK's efforts to capitalize on the next wedding. And seriously, is ANYONE going to believe her being married? Nope, the public is ovah that one.

My fantasy involves all of them on a chartered plane for a vacation and for it to go down somewhere in the tropics..They would never be heard from again UNTIL, years later they are rescued ala Gilligans Island and are all old hags and no one cares about them. (I can't wish them dead, just gone.)

Anna Nonymous said...

F@#$$ing sick, these people turn my stomach. anyone seen any pitchforks or torches anywhere?

Wen said...

Why would he buy the nasty cow when the sour milk is free?

Sugar said...

Ethorn I trademarked that yesterday.
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ethorne said...

Sorry Sugar. Your check's in the mail.

Sugar said...

KanYe is just creating a reason for the Klan to not want him and Kim to marry.

Sugar said...

That's right, betch! Not without express written consent.

texas rose said...

Any bets on how long until one of the hot young ones- Kylie or kendall- get caught up in some 'scandal' which will put them and career in spotlight. Could be something new or just the tried and true secret sex tape.

Gayeld said...

You know, if that headline were true, I'd actually have some respect for Kanye West.

fordellcastle said...

Damn! I was hoping you meant literally kill her! No jury in the world would convict him.

parissucksliterally said...

texasrose, it will be Kylie. She is the ugly one, desperate for attention. Kendall has her modeling gigs, but trying to make Kylie a model is like trying to make Khloe a model.

texas rose said...

I think you're right paris it would be the smart move and they have proven they are saavy in that area.

maggs said...


A Wedding Before An Engagement

wedding 6[Blind Gossip] So there’s a rumor going around that they are planning a wedding. We have just two words to describe this:

Holy. Sh*t.

You know that every event in this family’s life is plotted and planned and choreographed and filmed and packaged and sold, right? There is absolutely nothing spontaneous about any major life event. To even think that the family would not plan and capitalize on the engagement process is ridiculous.

After all, engagements are all about romance and rings and proposals and announcements and parties and publicity and endorsements! The family has absolutely no interest in skipping over that major life event and going straight to a wedding with no gifts and no press and no camera crews and no hoopla.

We found out that someone has gone way off the reservation, and the family is frantic! There are lots of negotiations and contract renegotiations and arguments and attempts at manipulation and blackmail going on right now. The family’s attempts to contain and control the source are actually backfiring on them. It’s quite the mess, and if all the parties can’t start playing nice together, this fake marriage is going to be an even bigger fiasco than the last one.

Couple:

Family:

digal704 said...

I think, despite what she does, that Kim has low self esteem. Every dude she dates is a potential husband.IMO, Kanye treats her like shit and looks like he would rather be anywhere than with her. Her maturity level is that of an immature teenager. The fact that she is having a child is scary. I do like Kanye, but he has "issues" as well.God Bless 'em.

digal704 said...

@parissucksliterally I normally don't like to talk about children, but you are telling the truth! Plus those girls haven't acted like children for a long time. That's sad.

Anna Nonymous said...

fuck that family

Wendy Davis said...

The mother in charge of this ugly empire is Kris. She is the most immature of the clan. If you want to see what it is like to be on LSD without taking LSD just search for her "I love my friends" video on YouTube.

MsPink Kitty said...

The wedding will NOT take place. I can see him leaving her standing at the alter though.

Kanye is too busy being a douche to ever do the right thing. If he had any respect for her he would have waited until the divorce, married Kim and then got her pregnant.

These two are fame whores.

parissucksliterally said...
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parissucksliterally said...


digal704, me calling Kylie "ugly" may be stretching it, but i don't think she is pretty. And she seems to be so desperate to be looked at the way Kim is....G-d knows why. Weren't the girls dancing on a stripper pole at ages 10 and 12?

Kylie will have a sex tape/drug scandal before age 18 for sure. I see I am not alone in thinking this way! :)

texas rose said...

+1

car54 said...

Run Kanye. Not a fan, but don't do it--look at every single man who has contact with these women.....

do the legal work to get access to your kid but don't marry her.

texas rose said...

Kylie does seem to be the one left behind. They'll figure it out and get a plan for her:)

PugsterMom said...

Why not? Everyone has apparently already done so...

Me said...

interesting. like getting a dog on the condition it doesn't bark or dig holes. why is he involved with this group if he doesn't want all the PR possible?

__-__=__ said...

They're already makin plans to pimp his spawn! He's in too deep. There is no escape.

Mystikchic said...

Kanya may well have been infatuated with Kim and when he finally had his change to bag her, he didn't expect her to get pregnant. I truly think he didn't know how crazy the Kardashian's were and now that Kim is having his baby, he doesn't have an escape route. As narcissistic as Kanya is, I think he will end up being the better parent. All I see Kim using her child for is publicity while Kanya may keep his child away from the limelight.

car54 said...

I think this whole mess has bumped Kim off the golden child throne--Mama's favorite will be Kendall--she's young and hot and marketable.

I watched a few Kardashian shows a long time ago--and I remember one where Kim adopted a pet and it was too much work and she gave it away. I bet Courtney or Khloe end up doing most of the mothering for this kid. I bet Kim will ultimately resent the kid for messing up her body.

I think Kanye is hungry for a family since his mother died--and the baby is that to him.

SophiaB said...

I thought my dream came true.

kelgela2 said...

18 years Kanye... 18 years...

Anyway, If Kanye is doing this to make the Kardashians go away... then he truly is a genius. I mean...make yourself look like a douche and go out with a low self esteemed whore with a whore mother, whom everyone hates btw, and topple the trash empire from the inside... GENIUS I TELL YOU.

K Jay said...

Khloe's bio daddy is in the video too! Kris's hairdresser.