Thursday, May 02, 2013

Random Photos Part Two

Ashton Kutcher speaks at a technology conference.

Kim Kardashian looking like she is wearing a wig in London.
Kelly Ripa showed off her wedding photos to the world yesterday. Did they get married in Vegas? Prom theme?
Somehow Kristen Stewart won a best dressed award. Yeah, it is pretty tough to believe.
Kate Upton on the set of her new movie.
Ali Lohan is getting a lot of attention now. I wonder how she will react.
Ali Larter shopping in West Hollywood.
Paris Jackson goes shopping after school.
Rita Ora takes some time off from her various "friends."

51 comments:

skimpymist said...

Ali looks like death. Rita ora always looks cheap.

VIPblonde said...

LiLo goes to rehab, Ali comes out. When one ass closes, another one opens?

SusanB said...

Re Kelly Ripa - I used to watch All My Children (and read Soap Opera Digest) and seem to remember that she and Mark eloped and didn't tell anyone until a bit afterwards that they had gotten married. I think they went to Las Vegas.

Anonymous said...

Ali does look like death, skinny, angry, pasty death. Ripa looks wayyyy happier than her husband does there, she looks like a stalker and he's thinking do. not. want....

LottaColada said...

@VIP- they clients don't get reimbursed so this is the easiest way to solve that rehab issue.

parissucksliterally said...

NOW Kim is in LONDON? Wasn't she told to take it easy after her "miscarriage scare"? The fact that she flies somewhere every week in her 3rd trimester makes me think she is not pregnant, just fat. And if she really is pregnant does she not give a shit?

Cindy said...

KK's upper lip looks pregnant in that pic

nightowl said...

Ali is angry and let's all be honest, downright homely. If not for the fame of her sister, no one would pay her one bit of attention.

VIPblonde said...

@lotta How soon until they install a "number served" sign like McDonalds used to have? And how soon until their number is higher than McDonalds?

Baskingshark said...

Yikes, Ali L looks like Samantha Ronson in a black wig in that pic.

Just Lurking Don't Troll Me! said...

VIP Blonde I am emerging from long time lurkitude to cosign your comment about Ali. Very suspicious she emerges right as Lindsay is going into rehab. That poor girl never had a chance. Someone has to keep the sugar daddies attention that they know can be replaced after LaLohag gets out.

fridayschild said...

My, my, my, but Ali Lohan is not a very attractive girl, is she?

Lurker Girl said...

Ali looks like that Sam Roswhatever check that Lindsay was banging for a while. Which brings a whole new level of "ick" to things

SKOR said...

Am I the only one shocked at Ashton Kutcher's appearance? I'm sure it was bad lighting - but he's only 35 years old.
In that photo, he looks about 55. And like Michael Moore.

LottaColada said...

@VIP- Here's your answer :-)

lazyday603 said...

I couldn't figure out why everybody was being so mean about Ali Larter. I thought she looked pretty fetch. Wrong Ali.

PR Princess said...

No way is KK preggo, NO WAY. And was her thigh airbrushed?

OKay said...

Kelly talks about getting married in Vegas all the time. *sigh* She was SO pretty when she was younger. Now everything is all "tight".

yodelay said...

I really read Asston for the first caption. My brain is convinced that's his name.

It's impossible to say something nice about Ali Lohan's looks. I hope she doesn't have a Lohan personality.

parissucksliterally said...

How the fuck does Ali Lohan have a TAG here?

Hey guys, I had to give a tutorial of "ass to ass" on Dlisted today. People have not seen it!!! Of course, it is in the Lohan thread.

ethorne said...

Lotta-LMFAO!

auntliddy said...

I still dong think she has come to terms with fact she is pregnant and cant do certain things. Shes so miserable and it shows. Wonder what will happen when baby is born?

auntliddy said...

Ali looks like a man. And she looks trapped.

lazyday603 said...

If she is a man I'm sure Austin Powers will unmask her.

cricket said...

Ali looks like a guy wearing a really bad wig. Poor girl has always been homely.If her name wasn't Lohan that modeling agency would have laughed in Orange Oprah's face when she yanked Ali through the door.

jensun said...

@SKOR - me too! But apparently it's just us!

jax said...

I'm not going to say anything about her looks but Ali looks radically different than when she was 14/15.
Like not the same person.

a non a miss said...

Lotta you win. Omfg. You win. Stop being so funny and making me comment!

a non a miss said...

Thank you for spreading the good word. Each one teach one.

parissucksliterally said...

yes jax, because you are too nice of a person.

and Lindsay is trying to fly back to NY. No rehab for her, because she does NOT have a problem!

Colleen said...

"LiLo goes to rehab, Ali comes out. When one ass closes, another one opens?" Amazing, VIP.

And yes, Ali doesn't even look like she same girl who was on Living Lohan.

sleep_deprived said...

Agreed, u don't remember her being quite so homely as a tween. Then out of nowhere, her face qas completely different

sleep_deprived said...

Agreed, u don't remember her being quite so homely as a tween. Then out of nowhere, her face qas completely different

Sherry said...

VIP: That made me laugh so hard I woke up the cats.
And I will say that Ali looks homely because someone thought plastic surgery would help and it backfired. She did not look that way at 14 or maybe her face grew into that. Whatever it's still hard to believe she's a "model".

MK for short said...

VIP - your ass-to-ass comments slay me. Rita Ora has the worst hair. Ever. Not just worst for a celebrity but really bad, like `people of walmart` bad.

Kelly said...

Kristen has a really good red carpet look mostly, so there's that.

anon said...

Poor Ali Lohan. I agree that she looks totally different than she did a few years ago before she lost all that weight so she could become a "model". She looks so much older than she is, hard and pissed off. I guess I'd be pissed off too if I was pimped out by my family. Gotta feel for her.

Redd said...

K Stew and teen mom Jenelle Evans could be twins. Dang,Ali Lohan, hostile much?

Redd said...

And Amanda, do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie em in a knot can you tie them in a bow? CB has a story that Demi has moved one of Rumer's exes in, Harry Morton. Does that answer a recent Enty blind? Oh, he also dated LiLo.

MAC said...

Omg. I had to do a double take! I thought KS was Jenelle too.

mooshki said...

It was idiotic of Dina to make Ali get plastic surgery before she'd grown into her face. She really was an adorable little kid.

Goodnight said...

Hi, Ali Larter. I kinda have a crush on you.

I'm not exactly a goddess so I feel judgmental saying it but god, does Ali Lohan have an unfortunate face.

PugsterMom said...

Ali's forehead is wrinkled. She looks very upset or angry. Maybe that plus bad camera angle makes her look so awful.

Rita Ho-ra. Looks like a cheap tart.

Popnursing said...

Where did Kim K's thighs go?

ablake said...

VIPBlonde = Vickie Cupper
Trying too hard

As is Ali

ino said...

Rita Ora needs to get that hair sorted. What happened to her? Wasn't she supposed to be the back up plan if Rihanna keeled over? I wonder if the Rob K thing derailed her or did Jay just get tired of her?

Casey said...

I think that is Kourtney Kardashian disguised to look like Kim Kardashian. Fake wig? Smaller hips/thighs/ass? Something is also off about the face.

Laura said...

This Kim K doesn't look as big (all over) as in other Kim K photos.

Lindsay got her mother's looks - Ali got her dad's looks.

Jenn said...

Kim doesn't look as fat because she's wearing a sensible pregnant outfit instead of some idiotic tramped up bullshit like she usually does.
Ali Lohan looks like Franken-bitch. WTF happened to her?

SophiaB said...

KStew might get considered for the Lifetime movie of The Jenelle Evans Story after that drug whore dies, but of course we all know KShrew just doesn't have the acting range to play a bipolar drug addicted felon.

pipslap said...

Ali Lohan is homely as hell. NEXT!

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