Saturday, May 04, 2013

Maxim Has Gone Insane

I have always thought that Maxim was safe from the publicity game that People aka Kneepads plays with it's most beautiful or most sexy issues. Generally maxim picks women who are incredibly sexy and worthy to be at the top of their list. Esquire, who also does a list is more susceptible to the pr game, so I look at theirs with  a little side eye action. Anyway, last night, Miley Cyrus says she has been named #1 on maxim's annual Hot 100 list. That means of course she would be replacing Bar Refaeli, who won last year. Bar vs Miley. It is not even close, and I'm pretty sure the guy at Maxim just wanted to have sex with Miley. May have for all I know. Anyway, the announcement has not even been made, but Miley kind of put them in a corner. What if she is not #1. What if they told her they were still deciding? How are there not many women more sexy than Miley? Have they heard her talk? Have you ever seen the woman on that jtv channel who looks just like Miley 20 years from now, right down to the accent?

41 comments:

HannahBanana said...

Well after hearing that GOOPY is the most beautiful woman in the world *cough gag*...this seems apropo lmao!

it took forever said...

HER agent is really really worth every cent.

Painter3 said...

She's def more attractive than GP, although these lists are so stupid.

timebob said...

She whipped her body into insane shape. But that face, is a bit butter.

Christopher Cruz said...

Totally!!!

Anna Nonymous said...

Yes, the lists are truly silly. I don't pay any attention to any of them. Miley is definitely one of the most talked about and paid attention to people out there now, her domination of the twitter instagram, the way she's played this Liam cheating thing, constant pap shots, the hair cutting, she is playing the game, very very well.

Count Jerkula said...

Maxim hasn't been relevant or worth buying in 10yrs.

NernersHuman said...

The picture accompanying this article is truly inspired.

.robert said...

The Maxim list has always been questionable at best.

Kati Simons said...

Her teams great. They got her on four covers without doing anything. I applaud them. And people do find her attractive, believe it or not.

fancyscreenname said...

She's more attainable and relatable than bar. I get it. Maybe they're tired of putting unattainable/ entitled women on covers.

Robert said...

Nice to see Enty hating on someone besides KStew for once, although I don't see that much wrong with Miley, either. No one's ever said she'd make a great Shakespearean actress or an opera singer. As for any... eccentricities, she's barely more than a kid.

All about Eve said...

I don't get it, she's cute but not hot! She doesn't make me want to switch teams!

nunu said...

Another cover, with no song, movie, or show out. A twerk video. Her team worth every cent

Karen said...

Buck teeth and chipmunk cheeks is nr.1? LOL!LOL!LOL!

K Jay said...

. Personally, I've never been into Beaver/Platypus hybrids but to each their own.

Molls said...

They usually name whoever is getting lots of media attention. So I'm surprised they didn't name Selena Gomez (who looks like a 10 yr old) and call her the sexiest "woman" in the world. Right now Selena's PR team is pushing that girl into the media with a vengeance.

DewieTheBear said...

Who cares what Maxim says?

Diana G said...

;-)

sandybrook said...

I think the HS boys that read Maxim would take Mimetic on if they had a chance.

sandybrook said...

*Miley * fucking spelchek!

Mooshki said...

I could see her in the top 10, but #1?

Mango said...

@ Robert - I *LOVE* the idea of Miley as a Shakespearean actress!

Omigod! I, like, am out of breath in this fond chase!
The more my prayer, the lesser, like, is my grace.
Happy is Hermia, wheresoe'er she lies;
For she, like, hath blessed and attractive eyes.

lazyday603 said...

The shelf life for hillbilly hotness is short. Britney Spears reverted to the stereotypes of her socioeconomic forebears pretty quick after her hot jailbait phase ended. Miley will be doing personal meet and greets at NASCAR races before too long. And she's hardly Ellie Mae/Daisy Duke hot today. Bad choice.

TuesdayAdams said...

But ummm bar isn't that hot. I mean she's cuter than Miley but that's not saying much. That maxim list is joke anyway. Every year there's maybe 5 non-white women on the list which is absolutely pathetic.

Lendo said...

As a guy, and an ocassional Maxim reader, I could not agree more. There are girls I see in regular, every day life that are hotter than Miley!

RowdyRodimus said...

Looks and hotness are subjective. It seems every male is supposed to think that chick Kate Upton is the epitome of women. Sorry, she's just a chick with big tits. That's it. I think my "little sister" Brandie Moses (Google her)is way hotter than her. Sure I may be biased since we practically lived together when we were kids (Her and her brother used to sleep over Mon-Thurs while her mom and my dad worked second shift at a local factory, on top of that, our houses were divided by a fence that our parents put a gate in so we could get to each other's houses easier).

MrWolf said...

The Maxim list is basically very college "yo, who you wanna fuck?"

Lindsay Lohan won it a few times.

Right now, Miley's a hot mess who's in the paper all the time, seems like she'd have sex with you, and is the right demographic for dim witted 21 year olds.

It really kind of makes sense.

MontanaMarriott said...

Have you seen her TWERKING video?!?!
That Country RWT got some moves y'all lol

BostonGirl said...

Oh good lord first GOOP is named most beautiful and now this? Let's hope this is one of Miley's delusions

Kat Z said...

If I may, apropos means 'by the way'.

Robert said...
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Robert said...

@Mango: Awesomeness!

DarthAntagonist said...

could someone post a picture of this newscaster who looks like miley 20 years down the road

SophiaB said...

Sooo adorbs. Thanx 4 the chuckle. I can see her in her diaphanous gown & doc martins.

SophiaB said...

Is there more to this story and do we wanna know?

PS said...

I think Miley is sexier than Goop is beautiful or even pretty. At least Miley is trying to find herself and be true to herself. I have empathy for her and want Mikey to do well and get / stay healthy. I think they are throwing her a bone and actually supporting women with this one. Miley works hard, she tries to be herself and not what others tell her to be, and she isn't a cookie cutter model with big boobs. Of course Bar is stunning- only a handful of women in the world are supermodels. Miley has her won look. Isn't model beautiful, doesn't have a great voice, has a crap family and far from enough education, and she's working and twerking it with everything she's got to have and keep a career. And, she loves animals and is supposedly a very good friend. I support her and wish her strength and happiness.

AndyCane said...

It also means fitting

dibutler said...

Let's see where I start with this-offended by the knocks on the Southern accent-check

Offended by the Miley bashing, since I've stated her 90 million times how great to work with she is-check

How I don't get the bashing on her looks, she is admittedly toothy, but in person, she is one of those super charismatic people, and her legs, skin and eyes, are to die for.

Hey, Miley isn't allowed to do anything, she's a skank, Selena G is not. Got it.

OK, done. ;)

Tyger Lilly said...

Wouldn't it be friggin' HILARIOUS if the person at Maxim who told Miley this info has been trying for the last 24 hours to figure out a good way to tell her that he was just kidding? He thought it was obvious he was just messing with her - after all, they were both super high & laughing their a55es off!!

crila16 said...

Isn't the top 100 decided by the voters? Maybe I'm wrong, but that's what I've always heard.