Saturday, September 21, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

June 21, 2013

She was pregnant. That much was obvious. This A list celebrity/reality star did not make any announcement she was pregnant, but paps could tell that she was. She wanted to hide inside her house, but this was when she was at her peak. She is still a B- lister, but at the time she was way higher. She was in contact with several of her friends, one of whom gave me this little nugget in return for ten bonus points next time we go bowling. The celebrity wanted her friends to come over and help her figure out who the father of her baby was. Yeah, it was like that. There were a total of four choices. Two of them the celebrity had been seen with and she was pretty confident it was one of those two, but there had been a three day window where she had sex with both of those two guys and two other guys she sometimes hooked up with. She had to decide which of the four was the dad and then tell him and she did not want to make a mistake, especially if the guy found out there were others and asked for a DNA test and she had guessed wrong. She did not use condoms with any of the guys and apparently her cycle was very irregular, which was making things even more difficult. The friends came over and they literally got some poster board and made a calendar of the month in question and checked text messages and searched the internet and looked at her schedule and pieced together where she was almost every minute of the whole month. When they put it together, they narrowed it down to two people. One of her regulars that she had been seen with and one other guy who, in a phone call with the celebrity that was listened to by everyone there on speaker said they had both passed out before completing the task at hand so to speak. The celebrity then decided to make the call and told the man she thought he was the father, that she was pregnant. It turns out he was indeed the dad.

Nicole Richie

32 comments:

Blondie! said...

I can only imagine what the org chart looked like. On the other hand, who would want to do her?

Renoblondee said...

Gross.

Ms Cool said...

Blech

Count Jerkula said...

She should have done a celebrity edition of Maury. That would have been good prime time ratings.

FrenchGirl said...

was Richie pregnant in june this year or during the pregnancy of her first kid ?

WareCat said...

bitch needed an iud if she couldn't be bothered to use condoms. who wants a kid fucking up their ho activities?

mynerva said...

Skanks will be skanks. Imagine what she was doing when she was on hardcore drugs?

whocaresnow12 said...

Regardless of if its true or not, which im confidents its not, this tpe of "gossip" is deplorable.

NaughtyNurse said...

Yet they're still married?!

Cookies said...

Oh I'm so glad my friends have me over for just wine and chitchat. I'm too old for who's the papi algorithms.

Pip said...

@ FrenchGirl, this is about her first pregnancy I think.

SyDy said...

This could be a fun party game for baby showers-- "Pin the Babydaddy on the Baby".

Jessica said...

I'm guessing the "friend" that spilled the story was Sophi Rossi or whatever her name is. Complete nobody but sucks up to all these minor celebs and is in Nicole's circle of friends, and Samantha Ronson and Mindy Kaling, and Zooey, etc.
@sofifii on twitter.

beth said...

Obviously her first pregnancy, since the blind would mention if she was married (and it would be way more scandalous). Impressive that they're still married if this is how they started out.

derek harvey said...

unprotected sex with over 4 guys? I wonder if she was still using at the time....Brody Jenner was probably one and DJ AM

Me said...

"And that Sweetie, is the story of your birth!" Barf.

La Descarada said...

Amen to that.

Alexa Rose said...

I have never liked this girl, now I think she is even grosser.

Kels said...

She's funny but pathetic. I used to love all of them until I grew up and noticed how immature obnoxious and annoying those women are. Sad.

sandybrook said...

Paris probably did worse when she was teaching g Nicole how to be a skank crack ho

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

What's scary is Michael Lohan found out he IS THE FATHER of a teenage girl on Maury show spinoff. Would be fantastic trash TV to see more celebrities go this route! January Jones could be on, Michael Douglas could track down the person that gave him HPV...

Tina Mallette said...

You just have to shake your head, one would have thought NR was smarter than that.

My prediction for the end of the world will be an STD that spreads like the plague did in the middle ages that can't be stopped and fueled by the stupidity of humanity. We got "lucky" with AIDS. But there is now a new antibiotic resistant strain of gonorrhea starting to spread globally.

Valerie Takacs said...

3/4 guys apparently LOL

Elle Abraham said...

Hilarious hahaha

Just Another Girl said...

There are supposedly some juicy stories about Nicole pre-fame/publicist. If the stories are to be believed, this is not surprising at all compared to the things she would do for drugs. She also struck me as the ultimate high school mean girl.

plokzy said...

My friend is friends with the members of simple plan - we're all from Montreal - and we hung out 1-2 times. Her, and Hillary duff, ironically - were described as some of the biggest pop-punk groupies ever. We're talking Sum41, Good Charlotte, etc. my $ is all those other dudes were in bands of the such. There are stories of her thirst.

Mango said...

I'm actually more shocked that Nicole Richie has friends. I always liked her on The Simple Life, but now, in retrospect, I realize that she seemed smart and funny because she was working with Paris Hilton. Who wouldn't? I mean, a rock would seem like a fucking genius next to la Hilton.

mistang said...

And to think Jason Mewes was so close to fathering her children. Haha!

Sherry said...

Mustang: She and Jason prolly hooked up to do smack together and guess what happened after that .....

lutefleck said...

@Tina Mallette, the first thing that popped into my head was the STDs being passed around. I would never use a bathroom after any of those people.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

So if I get this right; the Madden dude is the dad (he obviously is, look at the kid! Both have the same dad) but she cheated? They were married before she got pregnant right?

caralw said...

I don't buy this.