Friday, June 21, 2013

Four For Friday - Who Is The Daddy?

Friday today. Happy summer everyone. Saw some back to school signs yesterday and I thought to myself, the manager of the store obviously hates kids. They got out last week and already the manager wants them back in. I will be here all weekend and will have some reveals tomorrow. Hopefully Sunday too. Two weeks from today is Reveal Day so if you don't have any 4th of July plans, come on by and stay awhile. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I would appreciate that. I am @entylawyer

She was pregnant. That much was obvious. This A list celebrity/reality star did not make any announcement she was pregnant, but paps could tell that she was. She wanted to hide inside her house, but this was when she was at her peak. She is still a B- lister, but at the time she was way higher. She was in contact with several of her friends, one of whom gave me this little nugget in return for ten bonus points next time we go bowling. The celebrity wanted her friends to come over and help her figure out who the father of her baby was. Yeah, it was like that. There were a total of four choices. Two of them the celebrity had been seen with and she was pretty confident it was one of those two, but there had been a three day window where she had sex with both of those two guys and two other guys she sometimes hooked up with. She had to decide which of the four was the dad and then tell him and she did not want to make a mistake, especially if the guy found out there were others and asked for a DNA test and she had guessed wrong. She did not use condoms with any of the guys and apparently her cycle was very irregular, which was making things even more difficult. The friends came over and they literally got some poster board and made a calendar of the month in question and checked text messages and searched the internet and looked at her schedule and pieced together where she was almost every minute of the whole month. When they put it together, they narrowed it down to two people. One of her regulars that she had been seen with and one other guy who, in a phone call with the celebrity that was listened to by everyone there on speaker said they had both passed out before completing the task at hand so to speak. The celebrity then decided to make the call and told the man she thought he was the father, that she was pregnant. It turns out he was indeed the dad.

57 comments:

blondegossip said...

Bethenny Frankel?

Sugar said...

Maury Povich needs to hash this shit out with her. Paternity test shows. . . . he is NOT the father!

Renoblondee said...

Not clue one. I was thinking Kimberley Stewart,but she was never A was she? Hurry and make your guesses guys!

SKOR said...

I though Jessica Simpson, but the ranking doesn't fit: "...but this was when she was at her peak. She is still a B- lister, but at the time she was way higher.
Jessica Simpson was about a C when she got pregnant; the pregnancy raised her status.

Cathy said...

Maybe Nicole Ritchie? Or had she and Madden been together a while before she got pregnant?

Kristin said...

Nicole richie?

Cathy said...

Also, it sounds like this girl needs to get some new "friends"

skimpymist said...

Sounds like nicole icky. She was known for spreading her twigs back then and she didnt announce her pregnancy.

just curious said...

Trifling is the woman who doesn't know the father of her child.

marlolovespaty said...

Snooki

MadamChef said...

This is CLASSIC! Reminds me of the paternity test party" on STFUParents.

"____ is holding an open house for potential paternity test candidates. I have to narrow this list down and figure out who my daughter's father is. It should be located at the 151 M Street in B fom 6-8 on Sunday. If you slept with me in March of 2008, please show up for your free swab! This is faster than trying to cross you guys off my list one by one." October 3 at 4:24pm

The Real Dragon said...

Call MAURY

dawn bee said...

Bethenny

Groovy said...

January Jones

Pazazz said...

Probably Snooki

ktmonster said...

As this sounds like a few years ago, reality stars who had babies in 2009:

Kendra
Kourtney K.
Heidi Klum (no guess there!)
Nicole R.
Elizabeth Hasselbeck

2010:

bethany F.
Padma L.

Tae Scott said...

Kendra

Bacon Ranch said...

I'm on the Snooki train (and apparently so were a bunch of other people)

She waited a while before announcing.

Staple611 said...

I wish it were Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

auntliddy said...

Staple, lol imagine? Shed have to google herself. Someone mentioned woman shld know who the father is ;what about the men casually flinging their sperm around and not even knowing they had a kid? Whole scene too casual for me!

Anna Nonymous said...

Snookie sounds like enough of a binge drinker, who hangs out and sleeps with binge drinkers, this must be her.

G said...

And all for 10 bowling points.

Note to self: I need to screen my friends better.

libby said...

I think Snooki is a great guess. She thinks blacking out is NBD.

Cathy said...

Part of Enty's persona is that he lives in LA, so we can assume that someone he regularly bowls with also lives in LA - all of Snooki's friends would be on the wrong coast. Sticking with Ritchie.

WareCat said...

I remember reading somewhere that Vinnie is actually Snooki's baby daddy.

Pogue Mahone said...

Sounds like a real "classy" lady, [snort].

girl77007 said...

I know I shouldn't laugh, but I think this story (if true) is hilarious. I mean, not for the poor kid's sake, but seriously. How totally effed up is it to NOT KNOW THE FATHER OF YOUR BABY!?!??

Tru Leigh said...

Kate Middleton.

shopgirl said...

Got a total Nicole Ritchie feel off this one

Harlow17 said...

sounds like nicole richie. i remember that tiny bump she first had that the paps caught. she tried to keep it under wraps and hide it for a while. and she would fit for an irregular cycle cause she was sooo under weight at the time her period was probably almost nonexistent.

Harlow17 said...

also her and joel weren't that serious at the time

Terri said...

I think Nicole is the best guess. I remember everyone saying she was pregnant, and even Lionel Ritchie was asked and was adamant she was NOT because he would have been the first to know.

scratchy kitty said...

Hilarious blind, Enty, and so true about the manager and the kids! Start the back.to school sales at the end of July, please--let 'em enjoy their summer!
Now onto this blind. I'm gonna say--(thinks) Sarah Ferguson! You remember, she used to star in "The Old and the Ratchet," that old soap opera about royal folk that was on the National Enquirer every week all the way through the 80s.
I figure the four men were: Prince Andrew, Prince Phillip, King Hussein of Jordan and Ronald Reagan.
:-D

Nina Roux said...

Not Bethenny - she went through all of this on RHONY - before she was showing - so she wouldn't have had to panic.
Also, even though I love her (I know I'm mostly alone here w/ that sentiment) I don't think she had a huge following at the time, so it wouldn't have really mattered.

Bacon Ranch said...

Easy peasy girl77007
She's a star, travels a lot, obviously doesn't have much boundries. Hell, she could have even hooked up with some guy online who was a member of her fan club (which would explain why the friends came over and helped narrow down the time frame).
I still think it's Snooki. The original Ent might be from LA but I suspect the site has gone global,

BigsPigs said...

January Jones with Jason Sudeikis being the correct guessed father.

T. E. Cuz said...

snooki fits pretty well.

nicole richie (i thought) had been dating joel - i remember drama between her and hilary for some madden d. oh, memories.



T. E. Cuz said...

no other guesses fit with the listing and the reality category.

MadamChef said...

I really think it's Nicole for this one because of this article speculating about her relationship with Joel Madden.

Bacon Ranch, hooking with an unknown member of her online fan club would definitely be doing something as creepy and dangerous as pulling a snooki. Though wouldn't you almost feel bad for the guy and his new antibiotic addiction?

Seabee said...

Could Snooki find four guys willing to do her? Doubtful.

bar fly said...

Love this :) and +1

auntliddy said...

Sea, please a man will sleep with anyone if he gets the chance!!

Basil said...

I don't really have a good guess, but it doesn't say in the blind she actually had the baby, just that she was pregnant and didn't know who the father could be.

And if I remember correctly, Ritchie got pregnant right around the time she was supposed to go to jail, and I always thought she did it on purpose to get out of jail, and it worked! And she had been going out with Madden for at least a couple of months.

classynoone said...

I think is Nicole Richie

Anna said...

Snooki is an A-list celebrity?

NaughtyNurse said...

This sounds like Snooki. Sadly, she was an A list reality star. The only thing I find hard to believe is that she had four guys willing to have sex with her!

ureallyannoyme said...

Reveal day is on July 5th this year? The 4th is on Thursday.

HannahBanana said...

Nicole Richie. I vaguely recall Hilary D calling her out for getting knocked up so quick after they broke up. She specifically wrote a song about it. Called NR a "gypsy".

MadLyb said...

It really shouldn't matter who the father is. It's not like any of the potentials would give a fuck. Just look at all the deadbeat dads out there who are 100% certain that the kid(s) is theirs and who do anything they can to avoid paying child support.

greenmountaingal said...

Not Nicole Fuggie - her kids look a lot like Joel Madden!

Hegg said...

I don't think Snooki is really as wild as she played on her show. Still no idea who this is. My sex life is so boring compared to these people. 4 lovers in a few days? Wow.
Gonna guess Assley Simpson.
Do we know if the baby was born or miscarried?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

For some reason I thought Paris Hilton. A while ago (when she was slowly losing her A list status) she was looking heavier in the stomach and ppl thought she was pregnant. After that she disappeared of the face of the earth for a while, I remember ppl thought that was unlikely because she is a huge famewhore.

The blind didn't say she had the baby, so could be.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

'Proof' of Paris Hilton being preggers:

http://cdn.rickey.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Paris-Hilton-Pregnant-1.jpg

There are more of these around the same time that year. After that she disappeared for a while.

Kathleen said...

The kid must have been born - otherwise how would she have known she guessed right?

I'm with Richie on this one and she was in the photos.

B Smears said...

Reality star?

Tina Mallette said...

if there is a child I feel sorry for it having a mother who has unprotected sex with 4 men in a short span of time

clearly intelligence not in the gene pool

Ja'mie King said...

Damn Paris is seriously showing in that pic, unless that was for a costume (pregnant Marilyn...?) she looks at least 4mos along there.

I'd say the chick in the blind had the baby, how else could she verify that she'd chosen the correct lucky guy? I'm leaning towards Nicole, though I wouldn't rule Snooki out. I just don't think any of Snooki's friends would be able to keep their mouths shut if they had helped her map out all possible dads. I feel like one of them would've spilled to the tabloids, whereas Nicole's friends are mostly celeb spawns themselves, and would know how to keep a secret like this.