Thursday, November 28, 2013

Blind Item #3

This Dancing With The Stars pro was on a plane last night and spent some time in the first class galley with a flight attendant who was not shy about letting the pro explore her body and she even left before her co-workers so she could leave with the dancer after the flight. He wasn't alone so I wonder if there was going to be some kind of wishbone thing going on.

28 comments:

Harry Knuckles said...

Somebody explain the "wishbone thing" please

Cheryl S said...

Maks?

RangersGirl said...

Derek. He was in NY with Amber. And he was the only male pro in the finale.

Unknown said...

Thought he's gay...

Seven of Eleven said...

I think it's implying that the pro is female (wishboning = scissoring) and the "he wasn't alone" is a typo. Who knows anymore.

texas rose said...

Maybe the third was a guy he was traveling with??

Tru Leigh said...

Mel B? Doesn't say the dancer is male.

Cleodacat said...

I took this as 2 guys with the stewardess pulling one's "wishbone". Lols

Topper Madison said...

I took it as the two women breaking a wishbone to see who gets him for the night, but I'm not as hip to this sort of thing than most of you. #oldfuddydud

Renoblondee said...

I also took it as 2 guys 1 woman. Derek or Val.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

More fun to imagine with Val or Maks, but this is probably fucking Mark Ballas. Echh.

S said...

Derek! Oh wait, the flight attendant is female. Never mind.

Sean said...

There are attractive flight attendants left in the world? Where?

Kathleen said...

2 things: I hope Enty doesn't really mean "galley" otherwise I hope the flight attendant gets fired. That's a huge security risk to have someone that close to the cockpit and they obviously had one less flight attendant paying attention if something went wrong. Second, wtf is with this school slang?

Sugar said...

Wishbone
The Wishbone is an act of love making which involves more than one person with at least one male partner in play. During the infancy of the act, it is the goal of the male partner(s) to stimulate his/their genitalia. As the arousal reaches near its climax, it is the responsibility of the male(s) to direct the sexual member(s) at the pre-designated collaborator – preferably a female to boast a distinguishable contrast from the remaining party – in order to coat this individual with a “shower of overwhelming win” (see Wikipedia’s entry on “bukkake”). After the showering has been completed, the next stage of the proceedings involves a strike to the left eye of the aforementioned collaborator with the objective of leaving a noticeable bruise. These initial three phases are in preparation for the fourth and final phase. At this point in the act, character parts are specified to each affiliate in the gathering – with the showered upon member as the lead – from a tale of classical literature for role-playing with the purpose of drawing parallels from the aforesaid literature and any experienced dilemmas in the affiliates’ lives in the same fashion as the children’s television show, Wishbone, with the possible intention of a therapeutic outlet. It should be noted that the goal of the shower of overwhelming win and strike to the left eye is to duplicate the appearance of the Jack Russell Terrier in the leading role of the series.

Sugar said...

Way too much work and thought involved for my liking but to each their own.

Harry Knuckles said...

Thankyou sugar. I knew I could count on you.

Flora Goforth said...

@sugar I could not even read it

Sherry said...

@Sugar I'm with Flora. Too many euphemisms for that description to make one iota of sense to me.
And as a first class passenger you can indeed stand in the galley. Although I would think the rest of her crew would greatly frown upon such unprofessional behavior.And she could possibly be written up. Plus, you cannot leave early without your crew. That part is bullshit.

Sugar said...

I know, it's long winded and complicated! Too many words.

Jessie said...

Wait...that's a fake entry right?

Flygirl said...

Hey @Sean, I'm an attractive Flight Attendant, and I work with other cute females!!

I think this is b,s, I can't even see this happening, especially in the front galley. As for leaving without your crew at the end of the flight, this only happens at the end of a trip, when you're back in base, and it's the last flight of the night, OR you're laying over somewhere and it's the last flight of the night, and you're not heading to the hotel.

timebob said...

Rafe Fiennes fucked a flight attendant in the bathroom during a flight. I think anything is possible is your horny and famous enough.

Jack Camp said...

Yeah, has to be Derek. But, it's the same deal as with Seacrest. Is he or isn't he?? I guess Hollywood is being whatever will advance your career.

Sounds like that flight after the show to ny is a total party bus!

Violet617 said...

Chmerkovskiy brothers... on a flight from LA yesterday. See twitter..LOL!!!!!!

Redd said...

I almost believed that shit.

Sherry said...

Thank you Flygirl. I'm a former FA and I cannot imaginethis happening.

di butler said...

Maks and his equally skeevy bro.