Saturday, November 30, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

January 12, 2010

This out of control funny man B list movie actor is engaged to be married to a celebrity. What his fiance' doesn't know though is that our funnyman actor got married about two years ago when he was drunk in Vegas. He kept meaning to get it annulled but never did. Meanwhile since it happened he has lost track of the woman he married that night. His people are searching frantically for her so they can get the marriage annulled before his fiance' finds out about it and before he gets married to her.

Russell Brand

26 comments:

MISCH said...

No wonder he didn't want anything in the divorce …

Renoblondee said...

Ugh. He did her dirty.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Oh, come on! LOL

laura ramona said...

Me and Brand could be brother and sister lol.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Oh, do tell, @laura ramona!! :D

laura ramona said...

Same story..I never seen my "husband" few years after the despicable Act lol till I met the guy I really wanted to get married with. Was weird to be married without being married and my "not" husband can t think for a reason why we should divorce when I finally tracked his location... movie story Im telling you. I wanna drink each time ppl ask me why Im married on my ID card.

Meanie Rhysie said...

LOL Thanks for sharing, laura!

hairydawg said...

Russell Brand, as an addict in recovery, doesn't drink. Hard to get drunk if you don't drink.

JSierra said...

I can't help myself, I love Russell

aliciabutterfly26 said...

I love Russell BUT this is from 2010 so he did it in 2008 and he's supposed to have been sober since 2003 so...

He's a 12 stepper and getting smashed would nullify his sobriety. I'm an alcoholic (non-AA) and I don't care what defines sobriety for him but he's rather noisy about his "program".

O'Really said...

I am Team Russell too. Can't stand that hypocrite ex-wife of his. I hope she and John Mayer stay together forever so neither of them can sully up anyone else I may like.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Right on, O'Really!!

witwritergirl said...

I adore him. One part of my brain would tell me to scrub my skin with a wire brush, but the other part knows I would hit it hard.

CriticalPeach said...

Exactly

CriticalPeach said...

Exactly

fancyscreenname said...

Just when u thought brand didn't have any chapters left for that biography. What a life...

Tina Mallette said...

Not after seeing the picture someone posted here of full frontal Brand, I think I needed a magnifying class, someone tell me that was a cruel photoshop.

Prolonged Exposure said...

Ah, someone else noticed, too.

If there's any truth to the tale of his equipment, hitting it hard might break something.

auntliddy said...

Misch-idiot!!

8=====D - KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

rb's micro-dick is for real. The mirror is a kinda serious paper, you know: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/russell-brands-top-10-most-352295

He could have something in his favour which is that London´s may is usually rather cold, but that shame would need something as an absolute zero temperature that day to be average sized normally.

fleary said...

He has told the story of that photo many times - he was still using shit-loads of drugs and it was freezing cold, both of which made that equipment shrivel. Apparently he is usually quite a normal size, and by all accounts he well and truly knows what to do with it.

TalksTooMuch said...

I have to say the least interesting thing about Russell Brand is his junk; he's got that gorgeous big brain that I can't get enough of

ericaomega said...

2008 would have been at the height of his addiction

ericaomega said...

2008 would have been at the height of his addiction

strawberry_13 said...

Russell has been clean and sober since 2003 but went through an addiction (and is still somewhat) addicted to sex.....He is very upfront about his addictive personality and his private life.... This blind however, is bullshit as Rusty would have told everyone about this by now probably during one of his shows, he is pretty self-depreciating and would have used to gag at his own expense!

Mary Beth said...

"That's what you get for waking up in Vegas"??