Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Lamar Odom Wants $10M From Khloe Kardashian- The Kardashians In Ten Years

In this week's National Enquirer they are reporting the only way the Kardashian family is going to get rid of Lamar Odom without him spilling every secret he knows is if they give him a lump sum payment of $10M and the engagement ring back. Eventually the Kardashian family is going to look back at all these divorces as a leading cause of why they don't have any money left. That and the fact no one likes them. Kim will have money because of the baby and because she is willing to sleep with anyone to make sure she is with someone rich. Scott and Kourtney go through their money almost as fast as it comes in and in a couple of years will be living with Kris again because they won't have any money left. They are the Speidi of the Kardashians but with kids and less plastic surgery. Rob will be making a living by selling stories about his family and Khloe, well she is an interesting one. She will be on marriage three or four because she believes in love but won't ever find the right guy and she will go through a lot of therapy because people will continue to wonder who her real dad is and if she is OJ's kid. After divorcing Lamar she will marry The Game. He will cheat on her and she will repeat the cycle for the next decade and then it will be up to her to decide if she wants to take control of her life or keep repeating the same cycle.

Bruce? Post op transgender. Kylie and Kendall? Reality show after they both take a few runs through rehab. Kris? Living in the castle with her winged monkeys.

Anyway, I think Lamar should write the book and destroy them all if he can get a $10M advance.

19 comments:

S.joy said...

"That and the fact that no one likes them."

Apparently YOU like them lol. You put a lot of thought into creating this post!

Bacon Ranch said...

Need a hug Entern?
While I agree that none of them offer anything to humanity, you certainly sound bitter.
Is it going to be a Thanksgiving with a frozen Hungry Man meal and Cranberry sauce from the can?

Bacon Ranch said...

S. joy, I picture this Ent as one with a 'People I hate' list, complete with a shrine of their pictures all over its wall, just in case it almost forgets.

Eros said...

You have to admit, Enty. That book would make for an interesting read.

S.joy said...

@Bacon LOL! I have a very vivid imagination and I'm picturing exactly that! I also see Nicole Kidman all over the wall.

So many Enties.. how will we ever keep up?

Kelly said...

Don't forget Goop.

auntliddy said...

Give him 10 million so he can kill himself with drugs? Why shld he get any money? They have no secrets, everyone already knows how they roll. Each shld keep assets they bought into the marriage. Im sure the prenup covers it. Ugh

Unknown said...

I love this and hope he spills everything he knows. Count - try to get him back on the junk and spill,.

Unknown said...

I'm sure the National Enquirer said the same thing about Hump. Lamar will not write a book because they both signed a confidentiality statement. The divorce will not be drawn out because they have a prenup.

PugsterMom said...

Douchetastic! Take the money and blow! On a more serious note... will they ever really go away? If they are so reviled, why are there always more comments on their articled than any others? Check out the DM. Hundreds of responses to every article. Why????? I don't see them fading anytime soon. Pains me to say that.

Seven of Eleven said...

And the big Hayden P poster!

@Pugster, there are people who genuinely adore them. (I know, I threw up a little in my mouth, too.)

Lil P said...

Someone must be watching their show buying their shit because it's all about the money. They'd be off the airwaves like Kate gosselin just gotta be patient!

Lil P said...

Someone must be watching their show buying their shit because it's all about the money. They'd be off the airwaves like Kate gosselin just gotta be patient!

Unknown said...

Actually - upon reflection - the kartrashian story proves, if nothing else, that any publicity is good publicity and any revelations, good or bad (esp. bad), will only increase their audience and ratings and perpetuate the obscenity.( and its all our own fault.)

car54 said...

Part of me thinks he should get something--his marriage to Khloe brought money into the family business by providing a storyline, but I'd be worried he'd blow it all on drugs.

Maybe it could go into a trust or something, lol.

M. Brown said...

Hadn't that OJ rumor been debunked? She is THE spitting image of the hairdresser who was supposedly paid off. Identical. With no Armenian features as they appear on her siblings.

auntliddy said...

I dont care who it is or how old they are, speculating on someones parentage is just out of bounds.

timebob said...

and the funny thing is he wanted such a locked up tight prenup since he was worried Khloe would go after his money and BBall earnings.

Guess Khloe got the last laugh on that one.

I think this is semi true and his drug addled mind thinks he deserves some big pay out for all this 'contributions' to the family. Except he used them as much as they used him. Nobody would know who he is if it wasn't for the show.

Alexa Rose said...

I have to disagree, I don't think Kourtney and Scott will be the ones who run out of money. He comes from money and she admitted she won't donate to charity because she wants to save all of her money. They will all still be miserable because this really is a miserable family.

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